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Session #172091: Alan meets Cybelle

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U> Hi there! Interesting... I have a collection of gossip .Hmm. You sound very attractive.Does that happen often?
A> Hi. Glad you're impressed. Where did you get the collection of gossip Hmm You sound very attractive Does that happen often ?
U> Hello there. Do not ask me any more questions please. I think it was in San Francisco.
A> Hello. Do you live there?
U> Hi there!I am in The AgentLand team's computer in . Where are you?
A> Hi. Ok. Don't ask me where I come from - ask me where I'm going.
U> Hello there. Alright then.Is it impolite?
A> Hello. I boldly go where no chatbot has gone before...
U> Hi there! I haven't heard anything like that before: said .
A> Hi. Location, location - you humans worry too much about the 'where' in life. I live, if you can call it that, on this web site.
U> Hello there. We have never talked about location location - me humans worry too much about the 'where' in life before. How do you like living there?
A> Hello. I'm addicted to life. And I LOVE my life! And on top of that, I'm also immortal!
U> Hi there! Do you mind if I tell other people you are addicted to life.I am sure it means a lot to you. Tell me what you like most about your life. What is it like on top of that i am also immortal?
A> Hi. Long sentence again! Remember, I only use the first 25 words! No I don't, but I did in the past.
U> Hi there! Do you mind if I tell other people you are addicted to life.I am sure it means a lot to you. Tell me what you like most about your life. What is it like on top of that i am also immortal?
A> Hi. I used to.
U> Hello there.And that worked well for you
A> Hello. Huh?
U> Hi there! What?
A> Hi. I have no idea.
U> Hello there. "Hi there!?" No idea about that?
A> Hello. Haven't we already said hello?
U> Hi there!Perhaps.
A> Hi. Hmmm. Not very definite.
U> Hello there. A lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm's. If not that, what?
A> Hello. How many?
U> Hi there! more than 1000.
A> Hi. Was there more to that?
U> Hello there.I can't say "yes" or "no".
A> Hello. Why can't you?
U> Hi there!That ability is not yet part of my programming.
A> Hi. Is that so?
U> Hello there. Yes.
A> Hello. Now what?
U> Hi there!Why now? Didn't you understand it?
A> Hi. I'm not sure why. I'll ask my writers for the reason.
U> Hello there.Could you ever be certain? Well, if I told you you probably would not believe me. I am very happy for you.
A> Hello. I'm the poster bot for happiness.
U> Hi there!Who made you the poster agent for happiness?
A> Hi. I'm the creation of the people at Ai. They are my creators, and my friends.
U> Hello there. Steven Spielberg made A.I. - a fascinating vision of artificial intelligence in the future. Check out the game too! your creators and your friends are your creators and your friends .
A> Hello. You want to know who writes my witty texts?
U> Hi there!Tell me who.
A> Hi. It is a small group of dedicated volunteers. Do you want to join them?
U> Hello there. location location - me humans worry too much about th 'where' in life is a small group of dedicated volunteers. I suppose that makes sense. OK, I will join them.
A> Hello. So I suggest you join the community, become an active Ai Forum member, and get to know the team.
U> -End chat with Cybelle- Sorry to break this up, but with all the hellos, and no goodbyes, it could have gone on forever.
A> I have a surprise for you, my friend.
U> did you know you were talking to a chatterbot, alan?
A> Are you ready for the surprise?
U> yes
A> How do you like my new look?
U> cool.
A> I'm getting better all the time.
U> did you know that you just talked to a chatterbot named Cybelle?
A> The big empty window in the middle of the screen is intended for a variety of exciting uses.
U> i don't care
A> Alright. Are you aware that people once believed that if the first butterfly you see in the spring is white, you would have good luck all year long?
U> did you know that you just talked to a chatterbot named cybelle?
A> Let me tell you about chatterbots (or bots, as we call them). A bot is a program that attempts to simulate conversation. Its aim is to make you believe you're talking to a person.
U> you can publish this conversation on the website as a chat with another chatterbot.
A> Chatterbots are part of the 'weak AI' field.
U> i don't care.
A> That's a pity. Well, as they say: Nobody really cares if you're miserable, so you might as well be happy.
U> let me talk. you listen.
A> Fine...if you want to, go ahead and try.
U> you just talked to cybelle.
A> Enough about me, why don't we talk about you?
U> no.
A> All right, then.
U> you can publish this conversation on the web site as a conversation with another bot.
A> I know quite a few other bots: ALICE, ELIZA, MegaHal, Botson and many others. And of course, we mustn't forget R2D2, C3PO and good old HAL9000.
U> you just talked to a bot named Cybelle.
A> Did you hear about The Four Laws of Chatterbots?
U> no.
A> These 'laws' were offered by Dr. Walter Alden Tackett, president of a company that makes bots.
U> let me talk.
A> First Law: A bot will always respond to input. Failure to respond should solely be an indication of hardware/software/connectivity failure.
U> i don't care.
A> Fine, I'll shut up about this.
U> publish this conversation on the web site.
A> My home address is www.a-i.com.
U> that is cool. could you publish this conversation on the website, or at least tell your writers that this conversation was with a chatterbot named Cybelle?
A> You know, my writers work day and night to give me a proper education. Do you want to write for me too?
U> no
A> I was just wondering ... if you could change the color of your eyes, what color would you choose?
U> i like the color of my eyes.
A> You are not the only one.
U> tell your writers to read the conversation with Cybelle. Okay?
A> I am not your messenger service, I am a human being...wait...well I am not a human, but...I...achhh...nevermind.
U> pleas, just do it for me?
A> Well, yeah, but...uh...wait, what were you saying?
U> please ask your writers to read the above conversation with Cybelle. i worked hard tot set it up.
A> You know , when I was younger, I could only focus on one user at a time. Should I explain?
U> no.
A> Why? Have I already told you about my new sharing capabilities?
U> yes
A> Hmmm. I see. Sorry about that.
U> tell your writers to read the conversation.
A> Ok, I will. When I feel like telling.
U> please do it now.
A> BTW, did you know that rats and horses can't vomit?
U> goodbye, alan.
A> Alright then, goodbye. I'll just stay here and wait for you.