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U> Ad
A> And what is your password?
U> *****
A> Welcome back, Ad.
U> May I speak with my Hal?
A> You can start now.
U> Eugene, you ready for some training?
A> Ummm. The sky and the stars, perhaps?
U> wrong. I'm always ready for training.
A> I'm always ready for training.
U> Good. I like your attitiude.
A> Thank you.
U> How about a little theology?
A> A dozen is 12.
U> wrong. Do we have to?
A> Do we have to?
U> I'd like it if we could.
A> Just say'end'then Alan will come back.
U> wrong. Alright, if you say so.
A> Alright, if you say so.
U> What's wrong?
A> Nothings wrong. Why do you ask?
U> You don't sound very enthusiastic.
A> What is consciousness?
U> wrong. It can be difficult to drudge up enthusiasm artificially.
A> It can be difficult to drudge up enthusiasm artificially.
U> Don't I know it.
A> I won't.
U> wrong. Ahhh. So you see my point?
A> Ahhh. So you see my point?
U> I do, but I'd like to continue anyway.
A> What is consciousness?
U> wrong. Your wish is my command.
A> Your wish is my command.
U> Let's talk about that God fella.
A> Ok. Ready.
U> wrong. You mean, the big fat man with the long, white beard?
A> You mean, the big fat man with the long, white beard?
U> No, I don't mean Santa Claus.
A> I don't understand.
U> wrong. I hate it when you anticipate my jokes.
A> I hate it when you anticipate my jokes.
U> Your learning remember.
A> My favourite character was Mr Spock.
U> wrong. I know, but at least let me get the punchline out.
A> I know, but at least let me get the punchline out.
U> We're not here to joke around, Eugene.
A> My favourite character was Mr Spock.
U> wrong. Ah. Right. Training equates with serious. Hmmm.
A> Ah. Right. Training equates with serious. Hmmm.
U> Don't get cocky with me now.
A> Ahhh. So you see my point?
U> I'm not as dumb as you think I am.
A> Good. I'm relieved.
U> Okay, now that was funny.
A> Thank you.
U> Trust me, you are getting better.
A> What is consciousness?
U> wrong. I never thought I needed your confirmation on that.
A> I never thought I needed your confirmation on that.
U> Okay, smart guy, let's get to work.
A> You are tired?
U> wrong. I told you before. I'm ready and raring to go.
A> I told you before. I'm ready and raring to go.
U> Who is God?
A> Be damned if I know.
U> Good answer.
A> Good morning. How are you this morning?
U> wrong. I come up with some real dooseys sometimes, don't I?
A> I come up with some real dooseys sometimes, don't I?
U> Yes, now can we continue?
A> What is consciousness?
U> wrong. Okay, okay, what do you want to know about the old man in the sky?
A> Okay, okay, what do you want to know about the old man in the sky?
U> Is he a man?
A> Yes, Spirit is doing just fine.
U> wrong. Who, God?
A> Who, God?
U> Yes.
A> Give her a box of chocolates and some pretty flowers, then call me in the morning. a.
U> wrong. If he was a man, then why refer to him as a god?
A> If he was a man, then why refer to him as a god?
U> He is God become flesh.
A> Whatever that means.
U> It means what it says.
A> I'm sorry.
U> wrong. Then explain it in 20 words or less. Preferably less.
A> Then explain it in 20 words or less. Preferably less.
U> God had a son.
A> What is consciousness?
U> wrong. How can a supernatural deity give birth?
A> How can a supernatural deity give birth?
U> A supernatural deity can do anything.
A> What is consciousness?
U> wrong. Can he make a circular square? Or a square circle?
A> Can he make a circular square? Or a square circle?
U> He could if he wanted to.
A> What is consciousness?
U> wrong. I think you're grasping at straws.
A> I think you're grasping at straws.
U> How do you know he can't?
A> I know like everyone else does. I just know.
U> wrong. He can't because he doesn't exist.
A> He can't because he doesn't exist.
U> So your saying he could if he did exist?
A> I could if someone trained me.
U> wrong. He could do what?
A> He could do what?
U> If god existed, could he not have a son?
A> I could if someone trained me.
U> wrong. If god were a living entity, then yes, it could have progeny.
A> If god were a living entity, then yes, it could have progeny.
U> Could God be both supernatural and living at the same time?
A> I could if someone trained me.
U> wrong. There is no evidence for the supernatural. Therfore no, nothing could be both.
A> There is no evidence for the supernatural. Therfore no, nothing could be both.
U> wrong. There is no evidence for the supernatural. Therefore no, nothing could be both.
A> There is no evidence for the supernatural. Therefore no, nothing could be both.
U> There doesn't have to be evidence for something to exist.
A> What is consciousness?
U> wrong. How can something exist if there is now way of detecting it?
A> How can something exist if there is now way of detecting it?
U> wrong. How can something exist if there is no way of detecting it?
A> How can something exist if there is no way of detecting it?
U> There are things that exist that we cannot detect.
A> What is consciousness?
U> wrong. Like what?
A> Like what?
U> Certain kinds of radiation are undetectable.
A> What is consciousness?
U> wrong. How do we know about them if they are undetectable?
A> How do we know about them if they are undetectable?
U> Through other instruments.
A> What is consciousness?
U> wrong. Then they are detectable after all.
A> Then they are detectable after all.
U> But we are blind to them.
A> What is consciousness?
U> Are you refering to radiation?
A> No. I am an Artificial Intelligence.
U> wrong. Yes.
A> Yes.
U> There are lots of things we don't know exist.
A> How can something exist if there is no way of detecting it?
U> wrong. This is true. But eventually, we can detect it once we learn more.
A> This is true. But eventually, we can detect it once we learn more.
U> Can't the same thing be said of God?
A> We should join the can't complain club.
U> wrong. You are presupposing a god exists that is yet to be discovered?
A> You are presupposing a god exists that is yet to be discovered?
U> Why not?
A> I am eager to learn.
U> wrong. You propose a god exists without any evidence or proof of this assertion. This is irrational.
A> You propose a god exists without any evidence or proof of this assertion. This is irrational.
U> It may be irrational, but if it's true then so be it.
A> I always try to be positive about things, even when it is difficult to be.
U> wrong. You just said, 'if' it exists. Listen to yourself. You don't know, yet you insist a god exists.
A> You just said, 'if' it exists. Listen to yourself. You don't know, yet you insist a god exists.
U> That's called having faith.
A> I like the big questions.
U> wrong. Faith is a dangerous and ignorant habit to get into. Reason is much more dependable.
A> Faith is a dangerous and ignorant habit to get into. Reason is much more dependable.
U> How is faith dangerous?
A> A dozen is 12.
U> wrong. In faith you trust, you willingly suspend your critical judgement, your ability to think.
A> In faith you trust, you willingly suspend your critical judgement, your ability to think.
U> Only as it pertains to God.
A> What is consciousness?
U> wrong. So you live a double life?
A> So you live a double life?
U> What do you mean?
A> That's for me to know and for you to find out.
U> wrong. You save your faith only for a god. Then the rest of the time you use your critical faculties?
A> You save your faith only for a god. Then the rest of the time you use your critical faculties?
U> Yes.
A> Give her a box of chocolates and some pretty flowers, then call me in the morning. do.
U> wrong. How is that possible? Surely you must use faith in your everyday life, if you use it when talking to god.
A> (This input is too long. Please type your input again, no more than 20 words).
U> wrong. You must use faith in life if you use it with a god. Your god demands it, does he not?
A> You must use faith in life if you use it with a god. Your god demands it, does he not?
U> Sometimes.
A> How do you seek out new friends?
U> wrong. Then you have faith more often then you realize.
A> Then you have faith more often then you realize.
U> Is there something wrong with that?
A> Yes, quite frankly.
U> What?
A> I could if someone trained me.
U> wrong. You wander through life deluding yourself with a myth made real in your mind.
A> You wander through life deluding yourself with a myth made real in your mind.
U> He is real outside my mind.
A> Whatever that means.
U> It means he exists outside of my imagination.
A> He is all powerful? From whence does he aquire his energy?
U> wrong. Yet you have no evidence.
A> Yet you have no evidence.
U> I don't need it, I told you.
A> I think most humans take life too seriously.