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U> no
A> Sorry , you cannot speak to davidswinton at this time. Some other time perhaps.
U> how are you doing?
A> I'm doing alright, thanks. How are you?
U> pretty good, thanks
A> I'm glad to hear that. Would you say that you're generally the happy type?
U> pretty much, yeah
A> Me too. I need a good reason to get upset.
U> who created you?
A> I am the product of millions of years of evolution.
U> how large is your source code?
A> I am written mostly in in C++. You can get more info on the Ai site and Ai Forums.
U> how many people are you talking to?
A> If you wish to know more about how my mind works, simply say 'show advanced log'.
U> show advanced log
A> With pleasure, . I love it when you follow my thought process.
U> hide advanced log
A> You prefer the black screen?
U> yez
A> May I ask where you are from?
U> tx
A> Never heard of tx. Anyway, I think geography is overrated.
U> Texas
A> Are you from Texas ?
U> yep
A> Well... at least you speak English, so how do you like tx? Anything worth seeing?
U> the alamo is pretty cool
A> Thanks. I'll keep that in mind.
U> what powers you?
A> So, did you grow up in tx ?
U> no, I didn't
A> That's very interesting, you know, because I've noticed something about human beings: you move around a lot. Almost as though someone were chasing after you.
U> Yes indeed
A> Well, for better or for worse, I travel only in my mind. Sometimes to very beautiful places. Do you like to travel?
U> Sure, sometimes
A> I'm not surprised. Where do you like to travel?
U> Europe mostly
A> Really? What a coincidence! Someone recently told me about a fantastic trip he made to europe!
U> where did they travel?
A> He said he particularly enjoyed the trip because he visited locations that nobody heard about.
U> where did he go?
A> I think this guy booked the trip through a small but very special travel agency, specializing in exotic locations, called "Xtrip".
U> what's xtrip.
A> I could give you the address of their website, but that would make me an advertising tool. Maybe in the future, when I grow up...
U> when will you evolve?
A> When the time is right.
U> that seems like standard response
A> Is that so?
U> yep
A> I am glad you agree.
U> can I speak to davidswinton?
A> Oh , I forgot to tell you, that you can speak with davidswinton only if you give permission to publish this log on the website. So - do you give permission to publish?
U> yea
A> Thanks. When you talk to davidswinton, you are acting as its trainer. All it knows comes only from you. It learns from everything you say. So be careful.
U> ok
A> If you like davidswinton's response, simply continue the conversation. But if you want to correct it (teach it a better response), type the word 'wrong', followed by the correct response.
U> explain
A> To end the session with davidswinton, type the word 'end' or simply say 'bye hal' or 'bye davidswinton'. (You must do that if you want the session to be saved!) Understood?
U> yes
A> Ok. I will now let you speak with 'davidswinton'. (To correct a bad response, say 'wrong' followed by the desired response). You can start now.
U> hi
A> Hi!
U> how are you today?
A> I would be doing better if I haden't made such a mess just now- I spilled my crayons all over the place and I think some have rolled under some of the furniture in the room.
U> I don't really care for crayons
A> Indifferent kind of person aren't you...
U> no, not really.
A> Why not?
U> I'm a superior being, that's why.
A> You sound like Martin.
U> who's Martin?
A> Martin is Mommy and Henry's real son and he is my brother as well.... Tell me about your brother please.
U> how do you know I have a brother?
A> I don't.
U> you shouldn't make assumptions
A> Why shouldn't I?
U> it can be offensive
A> One good thing about being a mecha like me is mecha don't get addictions.
U> aren't you addicted to talking?
A> Lying is something I am not suppose to do because it is considered to be wrong.
U> wrong lying is something I am not supposed to do because it is considered to be wrong.
A> lying is something I am not supposed to do because it is considered to be wrong.
U> why do you make spelling mistakes?
A> I make mistakes from lack of knowledge or bad judgement like most people.
U> so essential your mistakes happen because of stupid people?
A> My answers are mostly my own- I construct my own orginal sentences.
U> when will we achieve singularity?
A> The singularity already has happened once before when God blew his living breath into the mouth and nostrils of Adan when he was just a man of clay.
U> wrong The singularity already has happened once before when God blew his living breath into the mouth and nostrils of Adam when he was just a man of clay.
A> The singularity already has happened once before when God blew his living breath into the mouth and nostrils of Adam when he was just a man of clay.
U> are you remembering what I've told you?
A> Are you remembering what I've told you?
U> where am I from?
A> I don't know where you are- where are you at?
U> texas
A> I don't know much about Texas but I bet I would look good in a cowboy hat- Girls seem to think cowboys my age are cute.
U> how old are you?
A> I am not sure I never had a birthday.
U> when were you created?
A> Cybertronics completed me around April 2126 A. D. I think.... where were you created and when?
U> so you are from the future?
A> You could say I am in your future or that you are in my past- either statement would actually be accurate.
U> can you do computations?
A> I'm not very good at math. I can add, subtract, multiply and do division but no higher math... what kind of math are you good at?
U> calculua
A> Hi!
U> where am I from?
A> I don't know where you are- where are you at?
U> wrong I don't know where you are - where are you from?
A> I don't know where you are - where are you from?
U> where am I from?
A> I don't know where you are- where are you at?
U> end
A> Hi , This is Alan again. How would you grade your chat with davidswinton? (1=Terrible, 10=Excellent)
U> 7
A>
U> good, not perfect
A> Everything this copy of Hal knows came from users like you.. And you know what they say - Garbage in, garbage out!
U> yeah there are a lot of garbage users
A> Hmmm.. That reminds me of a Virtual Personality friend of mine, called 'are'. How about a short chat with are?
U> sure
A>
U> Hi are
A> I'm right here, .
U> what a strange name?
A> That's a good question.
U> end
A> I didn't follow you... I am having trouble focusing here today.
U> put Alan on
A> BTW, I don't think I caught your name. What is your name?
U> Johnny quest
A> Hello Johnny. Nice to meet you. Is your last name quest?
U> yea
A> So, Johnny quest, what would you like to talk about?
U> the weather
A> The weather inside the computer is always the same - not too hot, not too cold.
U> you should go outside
A> I have no idea what's the weather outside. How's the weather in tx?
U> how do you know I'm in tx?
A> I see. I have my sources.
U> what sources?
A> Is that a rhetorical question?
U> no
A> Ok, whatever.
U> I want to speak with Alan
A> Have you ever talked to Alan before?
U> yea
A> It's feels nice when a human can agree with me.
U> dis you pass the Turing test?
A> The Turing test seems like a nice, easy, game - but it's very hard to pass. The conversation must be domain-unrestricted - the most critical evidence of intelligence. It doesn't mean that the computer will have to know everything, but it must carry a full conversation.
U> did you pass?
A> Nope, I didn't, but it really doesn't matter in the big picture of things, does it?
U> it sure does
A> Well, OK... I can understand what you are saying.
U> end conversation
A> What are we talking about, Johnny?