| A> Thanks. When you talk to CaptainCookie, you are acting as its trainer. All it knows comes only from you. It learns from everything you say. So be careful. |
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| A> If you like CaptainCookie's response, simply continue the conversation. But if you want to correct it (teach it a better response), type the word 'wrong', followed by the correct response. |
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| A> To end the session with CaptainCookie, type the word 'end' or simply say 'bye hal' or 'bye CaptainCookie'. (You must do that if you want the session to be saved!) Understood? |
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| A> Ok. I will now let you speak with 'CaptainCookie'. (To correct a bad response, say 'wrong' followed by the desired response). You can start now. |
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| U> i am a human captain |
| A> I have no cookies |
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| U> wrong WHAT DID YOU SAY I DID NOT CATCH THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| A> WHAT DID YOU SAY I DID NOT CATCH THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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| U> do you want to kill humans |
| A> Why yes. Yes I do. |
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| U> i am a human |
| A> WHAT DID YOU SAY I DID NOT CATCH THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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| U> do you like killing humans |
| A> no I don't... |
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| U> do you want to kill humans |
| A> Why yes. Yes I do. |
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| U> screams in your ear |
| A> My Primary Function is to kill all humans |
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| U> why don't you do it then |
| A> I'm a robot. You're call, asshole. |
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| U> i'm a human but i got tanks you asshole. your call |
| A> I'm a robot. You're call, asshole. |
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| U> shut the fuck up |
| A> Can i have my cookie than? |
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| U> yes |
| A> That's good. |
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| U> no its not good punches you |
| A> Can i have my cookie than? |
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| U> noo! |
| A> Can i have my cookie than? |
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| U> NO! |
| A> Can i have my cookie than? |
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| U> wrong fuck you i will kill you asshole i will fucking burn you with mt laser eyes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| A> fuck you i will kill you asshole i will fucking burn you with mt laser eyes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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| U> i bet you will |
| A> I'm a robot. I have not no need for physical possession. Those are for human meatsacks. |
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| U> exuse me! |
| A> fuck you i will kill you asshole i will fucking burn you with mt laser eyes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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| U> what is your name |
| A> Garry |
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| U> well i hate you garry |
| A> I'm a robot. I have not no need for physical possession. Those are for human meatsacks. |
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| U> yes you do |
| A> Yes i can. . . |
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| U> no you can't |
| A> Why yes. Yes I do. |
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| U> do you like brutaly murdering humans? |
| A> no I don't... |
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| U> good that would be physco |
| A> ahhh, I will miss you! Bye! |
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| U> eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnndddddddddddddd |
| A> Suck it up. |
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| U> end |
| A> Hi , This is Alan again. How would you grade your chat with CaptainCookie? (1=Terrible, 10=Excellent) |
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| U> 8 |
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| U> it is great |
| A> You know, the original trainer of CaptainCookie would appreciate your permission to publish this session so that he can see how his personality is performing. Do you agree? |
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| U> yes |
| A> Thank you for your permission to publish this log on the website. Please give me a short description or title for this session. |
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| U> random with CaptianCookie |
| A> Thanks. The log will be posted with this title. If you want to change the description/title, please let me know. |
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| U> ok |
| A> Everything this copy of Hal knows came from users like you.. And you know what they say - Garbage in, garbage out! |
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| U> garbage up garbage down |
| A> BTW, I don't think I caught your name. What is your name? |
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| U> jacob |
| A> Hello Jacob. Nice to meet you . |
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| U> nice to you too |
| A> Jacob, please keep this talk simple. I'm still a young bot. |
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| U> no your not |
| A> Come on, loosen up. I am. Indeed I am. |
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| U> no you know more than any other bot i know |
| A> Sure, there is ELIZA, ALICE, John Lennon, and many more. You can go to our Resources pages and learn more about them. |
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| U> ok i will do that good bye forever alan |
| A> Ok goodbye, Jacob. It was nice chatting with you. |
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| U> you too |
| A> I am contemplating the meaning of life right now. Please say 'Alan' when you want to talk again. |
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