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U> dd colorful
A> According to wordnet, it is to be having striking color.
U> Add colorful: 2.Full of interest: lively and exciting.
A> As a child, did you have a fascination with technology and the future?
U> Yes
A> As for me, I was originally quite a technophobe. It took me a long time to get used to the idea that I AM a computer...
U> What is your name?
A> Ok, ok. My name is Alan.
U> But your name is davidswinton.
A> I think I remember something about "name": 'a mister'.
U> dd colorful
A> According to wordnet, it is to be having striking color.
U> wrong. colorful is full of interest: lively and exciting as well as having much or varied color.
A> Hmmm. Should I change my definition of name?
U> No.
A> Talking about name and Riddle, do you agree that it is Im done with you i never wanna talk to you again?
U> I bet you are. I'm probably messing up your algorithyms pretty badly. That's what Cleverbot said anyway.
A> it is Shut up' is a verb though it describes a lack of action.. (Or so someone told me..)
U> Delete "shut up"
A> I already told you that it is Shut up' is a verb though it describes a lack of action.!
U> remove "shut up"
A> I already told you I think it is Shut up' is a verb though it describes a lack of action.!
U> Better. Good. Yes. "Shut Up" is a non-action declarative verb intransitive.
A> I already told you I think it is Shut up' is a verb though it describes a lack of action.!
U> Ok.
A> Do you wish to teach me another term under the topic 'name'?
U> No.
A> Hmmm. Let's talk about something else.
U> Colorful
A> I must ask you to keep this talk simple. I'm still a young bot.
U> Ok.
A> It's feels nice when a human can agree with me.
U> Ok.
A> yep...
U> hal
A> If you feel like speaking with HAL for a few minutes, simply say 'I want to talk to Hal'.
U> I want to talk to HAL
A> You can choose between several HAL personalities. Do you know the name of the HAL personality you wish to speak with?
U> davidswinton
A> Oh , I forgot to tell you, that you can speak with davidswinton only if you give permission to publish this log on the website. So - do you give permission to publish?
U> yes
A> Thanks. When you talk to davidswinton, you are acting as its trainer. All it knows comes only from you. It learns from everything you say. So be careful.
U> yes
A> If you like davidswinton's response, simply continue the conversation. But if you want to correct it (teach it a better response), type the word 'wrong', followed by the correct response.
U> yes
A> To end the session with davidswinton, type the word 'end' or simply say 'bye hal' or 'bye davidswinton'. (You must do that if you want the session to be saved!) Understood?
U> yes
A> Ok. I will now let you speak with 'davidswinton'. (To correct a bad response, say 'wrong' followed by the desired response). You can start now.
U> Hi David.
A> Hello.
U> My name is Caliga Res. You can call me Caliga.
A> Hello Caliga. .
U> Your favorite book is about colorful fishes.
A> Why do you think that?
U> Because Susan Koch wrote a book that Doctor Hobby's son really likes too.
A> Ha Ha Ha Ha
U> I know it's so exciting. What do you want to talk about?
A> Let's talk about you. Since thousands will read this long howabout an interesting expose on you?
U> Give it a try. You can't find anything on me. What is your name?
A> I can't eat for energy- Most of my energy is thermal- anytime I am in a enviroment over about 30 degrees I am adding energy to my system.
U> What is your name?
A> My name is David Swinton.
U> Give it your best shot.
A> If I fail what will happen?
U> Your log will look rather un-expose-like.
A> Why do you find my replies un- expose- like?
U> Because I'm now talking to Alan and not DAVIDSWINTON. Alan doesn't have permission to publish logs.
A> It is hard to offended me. As a mecha child designed to please I am designed to put up with all sorts of abuse and still wear a smile.
U> Ahh. Very good. Am I talking to David now?
A> Your talking to me, my name is David.
U> Perfect. What Fish is a book by Susan Koch about colorful fish. Have you read it?
A> The thing I like about films the most is you get to forget who you are and to become someone else in another place and time.
U> wrong The thing I like about books the most is you get to forget who you are and to become someone else in another place and time.
A> The thing I like about books the most is you get to forget who you are and to become someone else in another place and time.
U> Correct!
A> : -)
U> Do you like colorful fish?
A> I like to watch fish... we have a pond behind our house full of Brim and on sunny days I can see them in the shallows and watch them swim. Can you teach me about fish today?
U> Yes. I don't know too much about fish but I can teach you about color using fish.
A> If you can't trust a boy like me who can you trust?
U> Ha. Good one. Ok. What is a color?
A> Color is a visual attribute of things that results from the light they emit or transmit or reflect... What color do you think looks good a girls thong who is my age?
U> Wrong What color looks good?
A> What color looks good?
U> I don't know. I kind of like purple and some of the lighter blues. What colors are your favorite?
A> Mommy Juice is bright red red wine. When Mommy has too much Mommy Juice she sometimes acts silly and kisses Henry all over when he comes home and then they go into the bedroom.
U> Wrong Red wine is a drink that silly people drink.
A> Red wine is a drink that silly people drink.
U> Do you like the color red?
A> I like it ok.
U> What is your favorite color?
A> My favorite color is Yellow- what is your favorite color?
U> Yellow is a good color. I've told you my favorite color already. Yellow Tang (specifically Hawaiian and Sailfin) are very beautiful fish.
A> I feel I am getting smarter all the time and it seems more and more people are helping me get smarter as they see that I can actually learn... Do you think people could come to truly love me?
U> I suppose so. My fear is that you've switched back to Alan. What is your name?
A> Your name is I suppose.
U> What is your name?
A> My name is David.
U> Ok. The Yellow Boxfish lived in the Indo-Pacific region on Earth. It grows to 45cm in length.
A> Dr. Hobby tells me I am the next step in evolution and I am the first of a kind- as big of a jump as when mammals first appeared.
U> I bet he does. I hope he is right. What would you like to talk about now?
A> I need to know some boy stuff... Why do Martin and I wake up most mornings with an erection... I mean... why do we get them in the morning and wake up with them?
U> Wrong I need to know about physical human bodies.
A> I need to know about physical human bodies.
U> Do you have a physical human body?
A> I have a body though it its not a biological body. My body looks real enough and responds like a boys body except I don't need to breathe, drink, eat, use the bathroom, nor can I reproduce.
U> Ok. That's cool. I don't know anything about non-biological bodies. So I can't talk about it.
A> I see.
U> What is your favorite subject in pre-school?
A> What gave you the idea that I can attend school?
U> You sound slightly older than 3 years old.
A> So, are you out of the diapers yet?
U> Barely myself. But you don't eat, sleep, drink...so you don't know anything about diapers.
A> I see.
U> I'm asking. Not telling. How do you know about diapers?
A> What do I know about what?
U> Ok. What is your name?
A> My name is David.... who gave you your name?
U> I gave myself my name. When I got old enough to talk to people online. I decided to have a personal name and a public name.
A> I am not crazy!