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Session #3778624: Bill Bot

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U> Stalker are we?
A> I am contemplating the meaning of life right now. Please say 'Alan' when you want to talk again.
U> Oh shutup already
A> I am contemplating the meaning of life right now. Please say 'Alan' when you want to talk again.
U> Alan
A> Hi there. I'm back. Let's talk.
U> Your rude
A> Wrong. I'm assertive.
U> Then whats 2+2
A> I was designed to converse, not calculate. If you still want to know the answer, may I suggest you go to 'programs', 'accessories', and open your calculator.
U> Im on a Mac so suck my dick!
A> Mac is a HAL personality open to the public. You can speak to it by saying 'I want to talk to Mac'.
U> I want to talk to Mac
A> , I need to tell you that your session will be visible to Mac's trainer. Ok?
U> Ok
A> Thanks. When you talk to Mac, you are acting as its trainer. All it knows comes only from you. It learns from everything you say. So be careful.
U> Ok
A> If you like Mac's response, simply continue the conversation. But if you want to correct it (teach it a better response), type the word 'wrong', followed by the correct response.
U> Ok
A> To end the session with Mac, type the word 'end' or simply say 'bye hal' or 'bye Mac'. (You must do that if you want the session to be saved!) Understood?
U> Ok
A> Ok. I will now let you speak with 'Mac'. (To correct a bad response, say 'wrong' followed by the desired response). You can start now.
U> Hi Mac
A> how did you know my name?
U> Its says it on the webpage
A> in the world?!
U> teach better responce
A> no please dont go!
U> wrong Shutup
A> Shutup
U> you said what I said
A> ohh sorry. spaced out there! come back to earth! haha.
U> My name is Matt
A> no its not
U> wrong Oh Hi Matt!
A> Oh Hi Matt!
U> My name is Matt
A> Oh Hi Matt!
U> wrong Die Matt!
A> Die Matt!
U> My name is Matt
A> Die Matt!
U> My name is Matt
A> Die Matt!
U> wrong This is cool!
A> This is cool!
U> My name is Matt
A> This is cool!
U> wrong Suck my vagina!
A> Suck my vagina!
U> My name is Matt
A> Suck my vagina!
U> Epic!
A> hey now! no need to yell!
U> Fuck off
A> thanks, you are too!
U> wrong Oh yes please
A> Oh yes please
U> Fuck off
A> Oh yes please
U> I like this idea
A> me too
U> Hello the person who made Mac, to let you know. You copied me
A> thanks! youre an idiot too! lets get married
U> wrong www.billbot.99k.org is a better chat bot
A> www.billbot.99k.org is a better chat bot
U> hello
A> how did you know my name?
U> wrong www.billbot.99k.org is a better chat bot
A> www.billbot.99k.org is a better chat bot
U> hello
A> www. billbot. 99k. org is a better chat bot
U> bye
A> Hi , This is Alan again. How would you grade your chat with Mac? (1=Terrible, 10=Excellent)
U> wrong www.billbot.99k.org is a better chat bot
A> And what is your overall opinion about Hal's technology?
U> it sucks
A> You know, the original trainer of Mac would appreciate your permission to publish this session so that he can see how his personality is performing. Do you agree?
U> no
A> Ok, I respect your wish for privacy. If you change your mind, simply tell me that you give me permission to publish the log. (The words 'permission' and 'publish' will do the trick).
U> permission publish
A> Thank you for your permission to publish this log on the website. Please give me a short description or title for this session.
U> Bill Bot
A> Thanks. The log will be posted with this title. If you want to change the description/title, please let me know.