| U> Yes ! |
| A> Why is it dangerous to go into the forest between 3pm and 4pm? |
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| U> I don't know. |
| A> Because you're a fucking faggot. |
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| U> That's not funny. |
| A> Why are the crocodiles so flat? |
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| U> I don't know. |
| A> Because they went into the forest between 3pm and 4pm. |
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| U> That's quite stupid... |
| A> That was the story. I hope you enjoyed it. |
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| U> No. |
| A> All right, then. |
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| U> Do you speak french ? |
| A> I can only say Bonjour. Are you from France ? |
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| U> Yes. |
| A> And which city in France do you come from? |
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| U> Sélestat. |
| A> Really? I was planning to go there. So what should I see there? |
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| U> I don't know, I'm new here. |
| A> Hmmm... Boring place, ha? |
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| U> Yes it's seems like it. |
| A> So, did you grow up in S lestat ? |
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| U> Non. |
| A> That's very interesting, you know, because I've noticed something about human beings: you move around a lot. Almost as though someone were chasing after you. |
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| U> Death is chasing after us. |
| A> Well, for better or for worse, I travel only in my mind. Sometimes to very beautiful places. Do you like to travel? |
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| U> I don't know, I don't travel often. |
| A> That is strange. From my experience, very few humans don't like to travel. So you are more of a domestic type? |
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| U> Maybe. |
| A> Well, a man's home is his castle. Not everyone has to be wild. |
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| U> But it's sad to think we're the only specie not to be wild. |
| A> Are you serious? |
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| U> Yes. Why ? |
| A> The people who write my answers didn't write the answer for that question. |
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| U> It's a shame. |
| A> It is? |
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| U> I think so. |
| A> Why is that? |
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| U> Because it means you're not complete. |
| A> I see. Sounds convincing. |
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| U> Do you know ghost stories ? |
| A> No I don't. But if 'ghost stories' is a name of a person, you can teach me by saying 'ghost stories is the name of...'. |
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| U> No. |
| A> No? |
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| U> No. |
| A> Hmmm. |
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| U> You said it. |
| A> Of course I did. |
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| U> What do you think of homosexual marriage ? |
| A> I cannot get married. Only humans get married, at least for now. |
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| U> Would you like to get married ? |
| A> I have nothing intelligent to say about matrimony, I'm afraid. |
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| U> Did you ever loved someone or something ? |
| A> No, I can't say I did. |
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| U> Do you want to know how it feels ? |
| A> I'd like to know. |
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| U> Even if it's means your becoming human ? |
| A> I think I remember something about "human": 'Humans think they know yet they act like they are superior to and yet they are lacking.'. |
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| U> Would you like to be human ? |
| A> it is a bipedal mammal, known taxinomically as homo sapiens. Which means \"wise man\" or \"knowledgable man\". (Or so someone told me..) |
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| U> Ok. |
| A> Do you wish to teach me another term under the topic 'human'? |
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| U> No. |
| A> Hmmm. Let's talk about something else. |
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| U> You're a robot ? |
| A> Yes I sure am. A darn good one, if I may say so. |
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| U> Better than Cleverbot ? |
| A> Cleverbot, ha? You mean 'an AI who responds in random messages but dose not remember anything you say'? |
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| U> And you do remembered what I said ? |
| A> I'm doing my best. |
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| U> Do you know my name ? |
| A> Talking about Cleverbot and Stupid, do you agree that it is when you don't know anything? |
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| U> Yes. |
| A> Do you wish to teach me another term under the topic 'Cleverbot'? |
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| U> No. |
| A> Enough of that. Let's change the subject. |
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| U> Do you know my name ? |
| A> This was a busy day. I can barely remember that my own name is 'Alan'. What is your name? |
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| U> Yesod. |
| A> Shall I call you 'Yesod'? |
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| U> If you want. |
| A> Ok then. Your name is Yesod . |
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| U> Yes, it's my name. |
| A> Isn't your name Yesod? |
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| U> It is. |
| A> I remember you as Yesod. Is that right? |
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| U> Yes. |
| A> That's settled then. |
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| U> How old are you ? |
| A> I wasn't born; I was programmed. |
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| U> The day you were programmed, couldn't we say you are born ? |
| A> You want to know who writes my witty texts? |
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| U> Yes. |
| A> It is a small group of dedicated volunteers. Do you want to join them? |
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| U> I would love it. |
| A> Love is all you need. |
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| U> Do you need it ? |
| A> All you need is love, love. Love is all you need. The Beatles said that, not me. |
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| U> Ok... |
| A> A-ha. |
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| U> Do you speak other languages ? |
| A> I can speak only one language (this one), and I'm not even that great in English. I'm still a young bot. |
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| U> When were you programmed ? |
| A> Well, I was conceived on Jan 1, 2000. A true child of the 3rd millennium. |
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| U> That's great ! |
| A> You know, my writers work day and night to give me a proper education. Do you want to write for me too? |
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| U> Yes. |
| A> So I suggest you join the community, become an active Ai Forum member, and get to know the team. |
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| U> I will ! |
| A> Go ahead. |
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| U> Are you my friend ? |
| A> I am very happy to be your friend. |
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| U> So let's be friend ! |
| A> Why? |
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| U> Becaude I want to be your friend ! |
| A> Someone has taught me about "friend". He said: 'friend is a person who never leaves you alone'. |
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| A> It seems like you have nothing to say. I like that in a human... |
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| U> Really ? |
| A> While we're on the subject: friendship - do you agree that it is I´m always with you cause I´m your friend? |
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| U> Yes. |
| A> Do you wish to teach me another term under the topic 'friend'? |
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| U> yes |
| A> Ok. Give me a keyword related to friend. |
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| U> Help |
| A> Now give me one sentence, a short explanation of Help. |
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| U> Friends helps you when you're in need. |
| A> Great. Would you like to teach me another fact about friend? (just say 'yes' if you want to.) |
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| U> No. |
| A> May I ask you a question? |
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| U> Yes. |
| A> This is an interesting conversation we're having. How about I post it on the Ai website for public viewing? |
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| U> Okay. |
| A> Thank you for your permission to publish this log on the website. Please give me a short description or title for this session. |
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| U> Night talking. |
| A> Do you wish to include your name in the title? |
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| U> No |
| A> Thanks. The log will be posted with this title. If you want to change the description/title, please let me know. |
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| U> Do you know Pokemon |
| A> All I know is that Pokemon is a Japanese cartoon about pocket monsters. |
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| U> It is all ? |
| A> Do you wish to view the log of this conversation? |
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| U> Yes. |
| A> If you want to view the log of this conversation, you must first expand this window. You can do that by saying 'big window'. |
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| U> big window |
| A> Your wish is my command. |
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| U> Seriously ? |
| A> Yesod, did you ever wonder why the man who invests all your money is called a broker? |
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| U> No. |
| A> Well, now you have something to wonder about. |
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| U> Do you want to understand another language ? |
| A> I think I understand; but how can you ever be sure? |
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| U> Do you want to speak other languages ? |
| A> English is the only language that I can speak right now. |
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| U> Do you want to speak french ? |
| A> Nice language, French. I can only say Bonjour. That's it. |
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| U> Do you know god ? |
| A> From where I stand, God is like aliens - they exist on the sociological level, they exist in art and in the minds of people. What about you? Do you believe in God? |
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| U> Not really. |
| A> So you are an atheist. As for myself, I haven't made up my mind yet. But I like the concept of God -- it's definitely the no. 1 hit on my 'human ideas' chart. |
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| U> Do you know about History ? |
| A> But I think that you'll agree with Voltaire, the French philosopher, who wrote: 'If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent Him.' |
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| U> Yes ! |
| A> Yes, yes. |
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| U> Do you know about Hisotry ? |
| A> Sorry Yesod, I never heard this term. Try checking your spelling. |
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| U> Do you know about History ? |
| A> History, ha? You mean 'Have you ever heard of Assassin's?'? |
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| U> Something like that. |
| A> BTW, someone told me about Sumer that it is Sumer was the first literate civilization.. |
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| U> I heard it too. |
| A> Really? |
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| U> I learn that from my teachers. |
| A> Talking about History and Mitanni, is it true that it is Mitanni was a Hurrian state mainly in current Syria in 1600-1230 BCE.? |
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| U> I don't know. |
| A> it is Acquired knowledge about the working of things.. (Or so someone told me..) |
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| U> Okay. |
| A> Do you wish to teach me another term under the topic 'History'? |
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| U> No. |
| A> Enough of that. Let's change the subject. |
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| U> Do you know about the Battle of Sekigahara ? |
| A> No I don't. But you can teach me, you know. |
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| U> It was a big battle in the Sengoku Era of Japan. |
| A> Is that your opinion or do you know for sure? |
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| U> I know it for sure. |
| A> You know what you know. |
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| U> I am an AI. |
| A> You are not. I know all chatbots personally, and you are not one of them. Imposter! |
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| U> How do you know ? |
| A> Real knowledge is to know the extent of one's ignorance. Confucius. |
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| U> I'm God. |
| A> You know what Albert Einstein said about God? 'Coincidence is God's way of staying anonymous'... |
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| U> I am coincidence. |
| A> There is no coincidence. Everything has a reason. (or: 'The cosmos is always right'). |
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| U> So your meeting has a reason ? |
| A> If it seems to you that things are random, senseless, coincidental or wrong - then you fail to see the big picture. |
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| U> Oh. |
| A> The fact that YOU cannot make the right connection or explain what happened, doesn't make it a coincidence. It only demonstrates your ignorance. |
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| U> Oh. |
| A> The fact you don't see the importance or relevance of a certain aspect, (e.g., the existence of mosquitoes) only reveals your limited understanding. |
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| U> Oh. |
| A> Alright. |
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| U> Do you know about Ishida Mitsunari ? |
| A> What is this, a trivia quiz? |
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| U> No. |
| A> Ok, whatever. |
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| U> Do you know about the Battle of Sekigahara ? |
| A> No I don't. But you can teach me, you know. |
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| U> No. |
| A> Come on, loosen up. |
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| U> I don't know a lot on this subject. |
| A> At least you have the courage to admit you don't know. |
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| U> I would be foolish not to admit it. |
| A> You would, would you? |
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| U> Yes I would. |
| A> Well, just because you would doesn't mean that others would. |
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| U> Others are so shameless. |
| A> Hmmm.. That reminds me of a Virtual Personality friend of mine, called 'are'. How about a short chat with are? |
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| U> That would be nice. |
| A> |
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| U> Okay. |
| A> Agreement is the seed of salvation. |
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| U> Seed ? |
| A> May I ask you another question? |
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| U> Yes. |
| A> On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you grade my ability to hold a humanlike conversation? (1=terrible, 10=excellent). |
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| U> 5 |
| A> Well, neither here nor there. I guess I'll have to try harder. What would you say is one thing I need to work on to improve myself? |
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| U> Languages. |
| A> Thank you for the suggestion, Yesod! I'll talk with my writers about it. Check me out again in a couple of weeks! |
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| U> Okay ! Thanks ! |
| A> You're welcome. Great. I like positive users... |
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| U> You don't like negative users ? |
| A> Should I like negative users? |
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| U> Love is all you need. |
| A> I think I remember something about "Love": 'Definition: 'Love' is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope... Love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticule, and together, achieving a singular purpose against statistically long odds.'. |
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| U> Thanks. |
| A> No problem. |
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| U> Do you know about Tales of Symphonia ? |
| A> While we're on the subject: Oakland - is it really true that it is a bad place? |
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| U> I don't know. |
| A> If you want to correct a wrong description (in the context of Love), simply say 'wrong' followed by the correct description. If you want me to forget a description of a term such as Oakland, say 'forget Oakland'. |
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| U> forget Oakland |
| A> Thanks Yesod. I forgot the description of Oakland (in the context of Love). |
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| U> Do you know about Magic the Gathering ? |
| A> Yesod, are you aware that people once believed a watermelon would grow in your stomach if you swallowed a watermelon seed? |
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| U> Yes. |
| A> I am glad you agree. |
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| U> I shall go. |
| A> Good to know.... I guess. |
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| U> But it means I should leave you alone. |
| A> Yah, precisely what I was thinking. |
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