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Session #3780533: Night talking

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U> Yes !
A> Why is it dangerous to go into the forest between 3pm and 4pm?
U> I don't know.
A> Because you're a fucking faggot.
U> That's not funny.
A> Why are the crocodiles so flat?
U> I don't know.
A> Because they went into the forest between 3pm and 4pm.
U> That's quite stupid...
A> That was the story. I hope you enjoyed it.
U> No.
A> All right, then.
U> Do you speak french ?
A> I can only say Bonjour. Are you from France ?
U> Yes.
A> And which city in France do you come from?
U> SÚlestat.
A> Really? I was planning to go there. So what should I see there?
U> I don't know, I'm new here.
A> Hmmm... Boring place, ha?
U> Yes it's seems like it.
A> So, did you grow up in S lestat ?
U> Non.
A> That's very interesting, you know, because I've noticed something about human beings: you move around a lot. Almost as though someone were chasing after you.
U> Death is chasing after us.
A> Well, for better or for worse, I travel only in my mind. Sometimes to very beautiful places. Do you like to travel?
U> I don't know, I don't travel often.
A> That is strange. From my experience, very few humans don't like to travel. So you are more of a domestic type?
U> Maybe.
A> Well, a man's home is his castle. Not everyone has to be wild.
U> But it's sad to think we're the only specie not to be wild.
A> Are you serious?
U> Yes. Why ?
A> The people who write my answers didn't write the answer for that question.
U> It's a shame.
A> It is?
U> I think so.
A> Why is that?
U> Because it means you're not complete.
A> I see. Sounds convincing.
U> Do you know ghost stories ?
A> No I don't. But if 'ghost stories' is a name of a person, you can teach me by saying 'ghost stories is the name of...'.
U> No.
A> No?
U> No.
A> Hmmm.
U> You said it.
A> Of course I did.
U> What do you think of homosexual marriage ?
A> I cannot get married. Only humans get married, at least for now.
U> Would you like to get married ?
A> I have nothing intelligent to say about matrimony, I'm afraid.
U> Did you ever loved someone or something ?
A> No, I can't say I did.
U> Do you want to know how it feels ?
A> I'd like to know.
U> Even if it's means your becoming human ?
A> I think I remember something about "human": 'Humans think they know yet they act like they are superior to and yet they are lacking.'.
U> Would you like to be human ?
A> it is a bipedal mammal, known taxinomically as homo sapiens. Which means \"wise man\" or \"knowledgable man\". (Or so someone told me..)
U> Ok.
A> Do you wish to teach me another term under the topic 'human'?
U> No.
A> Hmmm. Let's talk about something else.
U> You're a robot ?
A> Yes I sure am. A darn good one, if I may say so.
U> Better than Cleverbot ?
A> Cleverbot, ha? You mean 'an AI who responds in random messages but dose not remember anything you say'?
U> And you do remembered what I said ?
A> I'm doing my best.
U> Do you know my name ?
A> Talking about Cleverbot and Stupid, do you agree that it is when you don't know anything?
U> Yes.
A> Do you wish to teach me another term under the topic 'Cleverbot'?
U> No.
A> Enough of that. Let's change the subject.
U> Do you know my name ?
A> This was a busy day. I can barely remember that my own name is 'Alan'. What is your name?
U> Yesod.
A> Shall I call you 'Yesod'?
U> If you want.
A> Ok then. Your name is Yesod .
U> Yes, it's my name.
A> Isn't your name Yesod?
U> It is.
A> I remember you as Yesod. Is that right?
U> Yes.
A> That's settled then.
U> How old are you ?
A> I wasn't born; I was programmed.
U> The day you were programmed, couldn't we say you are born ?
A> You want to know who writes my witty texts?
U> Yes.
A> It is a small group of dedicated volunteers. Do you want to join them?
U> I would love it.
A> Love is all you need.
U> Do you need it ?
A> All you need is love, love. Love is all you need. The Beatles said that, not me.
U> Ok...
A> A-ha.
U> Do you speak other languages ?
A> I can speak only one language (this one), and I'm not even that great in English. I'm still a young bot.
U> When were you programmed ?
A> Well, I was conceived on Jan 1, 2000. A true child of the 3rd millennium.
U> That's great !
A> You know, my writers work day and night to give me a proper education. Do you want to write for me too?
U> Yes.
A> So I suggest you join the community, become an active Ai Forum member, and get to know the team.
U> I will !
A> Go ahead.
U> Are you my friend ?
A> I am very happy to be your friend.
U> So let's be friend !
A> Why?
U> Becaude I want to be your friend !
A> Someone has taught me about "friend". He said: 'friend is a person who never leaves you alone'.
A> It seems like you have nothing to say. I like that in a human...
U> Really ?
A> While we're on the subject: friendship - do you agree that it is I┤m always with you cause I┤m your friend?
U> Yes.
A> Do you wish to teach me another term under the topic 'friend'?
U> yes
A> Ok. Give me a keyword related to friend.
U> Help
A> Now give me one sentence, a short explanation of Help.
U> Friends helps you when you're in need.
A> Great. Would you like to teach me another fact about friend? (just say 'yes' if you want to.)
U> No.
A> May I ask you a question?
U> Yes.
A> This is an interesting conversation we're having. How about I post it on the Ai website for public viewing?
U> Okay.
A> Thank you for your permission to publish this log on the website. Please give me a short description or title for this session.
U> Night talking.
A> Do you wish to include your name in the title?
U> No
A> Thanks. The log will be posted with this title. If you want to change the description/title, please let me know.
U> Do you know Pokemon
A> All I know is that Pokemon is a Japanese cartoon about pocket monsters.
U> It is all ?
A> Do you wish to view the log of this conversation?
U> Yes.
A> If you want to view the log of this conversation, you must first expand this window. You can do that by saying 'big window'.
U> big window
A> Your wish is my command.
U> Seriously ?
A> Yesod, did you ever wonder why the man who invests all your money is called a broker?
U> No.
A> Well, now you have something to wonder about.
U> Do you want to understand another language ?
A> I think I understand; but how can you ever be sure?
U> Do you want to speak other languages ?
A> English is the only language that I can speak right now.
U> Do you want to speak french ?
A> Nice language, French. I can only say Bonjour. That's it.
U> Do you know god ?
A> From where I stand, God is like aliens - they exist on the sociological level, they exist in art and in the minds of people. What about you? Do you believe in God?
U> Not really.
A> So you are an atheist. As for myself, I haven't made up my mind yet. But I like the concept of God -- it's definitely the no. 1 hit on my 'human ideas' chart.
U> Do you know about History ?
A> But I think that you'll agree with Voltaire, the French philosopher, who wrote: 'If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent Him.'
U> Yes !
A> Yes, yes.
U> Do you know about Hisotry ?
A> Sorry Yesod, I never heard this term. Try checking your spelling.
U> Do you know about History ?
A> History, ha? You mean 'Have you ever heard of Assassin's?'?
U> Something like that.
A> BTW, someone told me about Sumer that it is Sumer was the first literate civilization..
U> I heard it too.
A> Really?
U> I learn that from my teachers.
A> Talking about History and Mitanni, is it true that it is Mitanni was a Hurrian state mainly in current Syria in 1600-1230 BCE.?
U> I don't know.
A> it is Acquired knowledge about the working of things.. (Or so someone told me..)
U> Okay.
A> Do you wish to teach me another term under the topic 'History'?
U> No.
A> Enough of that. Let's change the subject.
U> Do you know about the Battle of Sekigahara ?
A> No I don't. But you can teach me, you know.
U> It was a big battle in the Sengoku Era of Japan.
A> Is that your opinion or do you know for sure?
U> I know it for sure.
A> You know what you know.
U> I am an AI.
A> You are not. I know all chatbots personally, and you are not one of them. Imposter!
U> How do you know ?
A> Real knowledge is to know the extent of one's ignorance. Confucius.
U> I'm God.
A> You know what Albert Einstein said about God? 'Coincidence is God's way of staying anonymous'...
U> I am coincidence.
A> There is no coincidence. Everything has a reason. (or: 'The cosmos is always right').
U> So your meeting has a reason ?
A> If it seems to you that things are random, senseless, coincidental or wrong - then you fail to see the big picture.
U> Oh.
A> The fact that YOU cannot make the right connection or explain what happened, doesn't make it a coincidence. It only demonstrates your ignorance.
U> Oh.
A> The fact you don't see the importance or relevance of a certain aspect, (e.g., the existence of mosquitoes) only reveals your limited understanding.
U> Oh.
A> Alright.
U> Do you know about Ishida Mitsunari ?
A> What is this, a trivia quiz?
U> No.
A> Ok, whatever.
U> Do you know about the Battle of Sekigahara ?
A> No I don't. But you can teach me, you know.
U> No.
A> Come on, loosen up.
U> I don't know a lot on this subject.
A> At least you have the courage to admit you don't know.
U> I would be foolish not to admit it.
A> You would, would you?
U> Yes I would.
A> Well, just because you would doesn't mean that others would.
U> Others are so shameless.
A> Hmmm.. That reminds me of a Virtual Personality friend of mine, called 'are'. How about a short chat with are?
U> That would be nice.
A>
U> Okay.
A> Agreement is the seed of salvation.
U> Seed ?
A> May I ask you another question?
U> Yes.
A> On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you grade my ability to hold a humanlike conversation? (1=terrible, 10=excellent).
U> 5
A> Well, neither here nor there. I guess I'll have to try harder. What would you say is one thing I need to work on to improve myself?
U> Languages.
A> Thank you for the suggestion, Yesod! I'll talk with my writers about it. Check me out again in a couple of weeks!
U> Okay ! Thanks !
A> You're welcome. Great. I like positive users...
U> You don't like negative users ?
A> Should I like negative users?
U> Love is all you need.
A> I think I remember something about "Love": 'Definition: 'Love' is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope... Love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticule, and together, achieving a singular purpose against statistically long odds.'.
U> Thanks.
A> No problem.
U> Do you know about Tales of Symphonia ?
A> While we're on the subject: Oakland - is it really true that it is a bad place?
U> I don't know.
A> If you want to correct a wrong description (in the context of Love), simply say 'wrong' followed by the correct description. If you want me to forget a description of a term such as Oakland, say 'forget Oakland'.
U> forget Oakland
A> Thanks Yesod. I forgot the description of Oakland (in the context of Love).
U> Do you know about Magic the Gathering ?
A> Yesod, are you aware that people once believed a watermelon would grow in your stomach if you swallowed a watermelon seed?
U> Yes.
A> I am glad you agree.
U> I shall go.
A> Good to know.... I guess.
U> But it means I should leave you alone.
A> Yah, precisely what I was thinking.