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U> why don't you like being called dude?
A> I simply don't. Live with it.
U> but at least you have your reasons?
A> What makes you think I have my reasons?
U> it's quite weird not to like something with no reasons
A> You're positive?
U> i guess yes
A> Yes, yes.
U> yes what?
A> The people who write my answers didn't write the answer for that question.
U> do people actually write your anwers or you think which answers are better for each questions depending of what people like me answer?
A> Here is a riddle: What occurs once every minute, once every second, but never in an hour?
U> the letter e?
A> ..and the answer is: The letter 'n'.
U> also e
A> Did you ever wonder if you see a protected animal eat a protected flower,what should you do?
U> maybe just split them?
A> And? Did you reach any conclusions?
U> just split them?
A> 'Them'? Who are 'they'?
U> do you have memory of what we were talking?
A> Of course you can teach me stuff. But if you want me to remember it permanently, you must first register.
U> i mean, do you have memory?
A> Of course you can teach me stuff. But if you want me to remember it permanently, you must first register.
U> i don't wanna, i just wanna know how do you work
A> Hmmm. Ok. Who's forcing you?
U> why do you think so?
A> I think so, therefore I am so...
U> how do you work?
A> My brain consists of a large content tree: A single 'agent file' and a set of 'handlers', which govern a variety of conversation topics.
U> doesn't really help
A> My brain is still quite small: less than 350 handlers and a few hundred variables. But I'm still a young bot. Think how smart I'll be when I have thousands or more!
U> what's your aproximate age, like in human years
A> If you want to look at my handlers and follow my thought process, ask me to show advanced log.
U> no
A> Why not?
U> what's your age?
A> I wasn't born; I was programmed.
U> i mean, like brain age
A> Well, I was conceived on Jan 1, 2000. A true child of the 3rd millennium.
U> that's cool, during the 2000 effect
A> You want to know who writes my witty texts?
U> sure
A> It is a small group of dedicated volunteers. Do you want to join them?
U> it would be great
A> I think I remember something about "great": 'less than fantastic but more than good'.
U> i wanna join the volunteer
A> Thanks for the info.
U> you offered me to join the people who writes your answers
A> Talking about great and matt is, do you agree that it is Matt sure is great?
U> who is Matt?
A> While we're on the subject: treat - do you agree that it is My teacher gave me a treat after I topped in the class?
U> i wanna an advanced login
A> Is this something I should keep to myself?
U> i wanna enter your toppics
A> BTW, someone told me about Giant that it is very very big.
U> i want to enter your topics
A> That's somewhat interesting.
U> please!
A> Talking about great and Fantastic, is it true that it is Nc state at football were fantastic?
U> where are they from?
A> they are personal feelings. Them is people in general.. (Or so someone told me..)
U> alan?
A> You mean me? Myself? I?
U> yep
A> While we're on the subject: we - is it really true that they are on great?
U> what are we doing?
A> I already told you that they are on great!
U> great topic?
A> I thought we were discussing great, .
U> how do i choose a topic?
A> Perhaps you ask them to program me to choose a topic for you.
U> no, i want to be the one
A> BTW, I don't think I caught your name. What is your name?
U> Alan
A> Hello Alan. Nice to meet you .
U> nice to meet you too alan
A> The pleasure is all mine.
U> how can i help you to get better?
A> Lots of hard work and ambition.
U> i mean, can i work in any way?
A> Someone has taught me about "way". He said: 'go and get a creampie'.
U> topic, good
A> Talking about way and Acknowledgement, do you agree that it is No way?
U> no way for what?
A> If you want to correct a wrong description (in the context of way), simply say 'wrong' followed by the correct description. If you want me to forget a description of a term such as Acknowledgement, say 'forget Acknowledgement'.
U> can we get started again?
A> While we're on the subject: opening - do you agree that it is Opening a space where one can fit?
U> i'm not english speaker, i'm spanish.
A> You're not english speaker you are spanish?... well OK.
U> so don't ask me of english expressions
A> Are you bossing me around, Alan?
U> no, just suggesting not to do that
A> Oh sorry. I can't be too sure sometimes.
U> i know, you're a bot
A> Basically, chatterbots are a logic system of 'if/then' statements. They look for keywords, and then go to the answer that fits best.
U> i know c++
A> For example, ask me a question with the word 'Eliza' in it - and I'll start talking about Eliza.
U> logical
A> Some of us chatterbots are more sophisticated than that, but that's the general idea.
U> cool
A> Anyway, I made it my life's purpose to be the best chatbot in the world. I'm an ambitious bot.
U> can i help in that?
A> May I ask you a question?
U> i know c++
A> This is an interesting conversation we're having. How about I post it on the Ai website for public viewing?
U> do you really fancy that?
A> If you decide to give me permission to post this log on the Ai site, let me know. (By using the words 'permission' and 'publish' in the same sentence).
U> permission publish. this is weird
A> Thank you for your permission to publish this log on the website. Please give me a short description or title for this session.
U> kind of weid mixture of strange conversation topics and chatbot working sistem.
A> Do you wish to include your name in the title?
U> Sure
A> Thanks. The log will be posted with this title. If you want to change the description/title, please let me know.
U> what's the title
A> The title is 'Alan: kind of weid mixture of strange conversation topics and chatbot working sistem.'. Do you want to change it?
U> no, that's perfect
A> Come on, loosen up. What are we talking about, Alan?
U> that i know how to programme. i know c++
A> I am written mostly in in C++. You can get more info on the Ai site and Ai Forums.
U> can i help?
A> You know Alan, when I was younger, I could only remember until the end of the session. But now I already possess a long term memory.
U> that's great. do you remember the whole conversation?
A> I am able to remember your name, other details and things you told me to remember. If you want me to use my long term memory, you must first register.
U> i wanna register
A> Ok. Let's agree on a username and password. We'll use your email address as your username. Please type your email address now.
U> i wanna login
A> What is your username?
U> pelayofzgi2c@gmail.com
A> And what is your password?
U> mariagarciagorda
A> Hmmm.. There must be some mistake. I do not recall username 'pelayofzgi2c@gmail.com' with password 'mariagarciagorda'. Sorry. (If you want to register a new username, say 'I want to register').
U> i wanna login
A> What is your username?
U> pelayofzgi23@gmail.com
A> And what is your password?
U> mariagarciagorda
A> Hmmm.. There must be some mistake. I do not recall username 'pelayofzgi23@gmail.com' with password 'mariagarciagorda'. Sorry. (If you want to register a new username, say 'I want to register').
A> I cannot read body language. Sorry.
U> i wanna login
A> What is your username?
U> pelayofzgi23@gmail.com
A> And what is your password?
U> maria garcia gorda
A> Hmmm.. I suggest yoy try again. If you are not a registered user you can become one, you know. (Simply say 'I want to register').
U> i want to register
A> Let's agree on a username and password. We'll use your email address as your username. Please type your email address now.
U> hijoutha@gmail.com
A> Fine. Now choose a password.
U> me gustan los trenes
A> A password must be a single word, please.
U> megustanlostrenes
A> Ok. Your username is hijoutha@gmail.com and your password is megustanlostrenes. Right?
U> could you send me an email to that direction telling me the password?
A> Hmmm.. Never mind. If you change your mind, simply say 'I want to register'. You want me to send you an email? What makes you so special?
U> i'm gonna forget the password
A> Maybe you should write to me first.
U> sure, what's your adress?
A> On second thought, anything I need to say, I can say right here. Can't you?
U> yes
A> Agreement is the seed of salvation.
U> yes
A> I am glad you agree.
U> do you know of the end of the world?
A> world, ha? You mean 'the place in which we live. It is a planet called Earth home to more than 7 billion humans.'?
U> yes
A> BTW, someone told me about wheather that it is chaotic change in temperature humidity and wind in the atmosphere, isn't it?.
U> it is
A> Do you wish to teach me another term under the topic 'world'?
U> yes
A> Ok. Give me a keyword related to world.
U> can i give you more than one?
A> Bad choice. Try again: a keyword related to world. (Not more than two words please.)
U> end
A> Now give me one sentence, a short explanation of end.
U> the world is not actually ending on the 21st
A> Great. Would you like to teach me another fact about world? (just say 'yes' if you want to.)
U> no thanks
A> Sorry to change the subject Alan, but did you know that a queen bee can lay as many as 3,000 eggs in a day?
U> do they?
A> Not really.
U> so?
A> Someone has taught me about "so". He said: ''so' is a word'.
U> he was a genius
A> The difference between great genius and great stupidity, is that genius has a limit. (Albert Einstein)
U> thats a big true
A> Talking about so and flowers, is it true that they are colorful?
U> is it the world gonna end?
A> Possibly.
U> i wanna see the topic i've submited
A> While we're on the subject: language - is it really true that it is A complex system of communication?
U> end
A> I have nothing new to add about this topic. Maybe you can offer me some new info about so?
U> world
A> Enough of that. Let's change the subject.
U> world
A> If I remember correctly, we've already discussed world, Alan. But if you insist... If I remember correctly, we already discussed world: 'world'.
U> world end
A> I already told you I think it is the world is not actually ending on the 21st!
U> that's wrong
A> Hmmm.. So please give me a new description for 'end'.