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Session #3816668: Hamburguer conversation

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U> do you speak spanish?
A> I can only say Hola. Are you from Spain ?
U> Yes, I am
A> And which city in Spain do you come from?
U> Valencia
A> Really? I was planning to go there. So what should I see there?
U> The beach is specially interesting
A> Thanks. I'll keep that in mind.
U> where are you from?
A> Don't ask me where I come from - ask me where I'm going.
U> Where are you going?
A> I boldly go where no chatbot has gone before...
U> and that place is?
A> Location, location - you humans worry too much about the 'where' in life. I live, if you can call it that, on this web site.
U> ok, I'm sorry
A> To err is human, to forgive is digital. Or something like that.
U> hahahaha
A> I think I remember something about "hahahaha": 'hahahaha is laughter same as ha and haha or lol'.
U> yes, that is true
A> Great minds think alike, they say.
U> do you know any good book?
A> Talking about hahahaha and awkward, do you agree that it is when you feel uncomfortable in a situation?
U> no, it isn't
A> If you want to correct a wrong description (in the context of hahahaha), simply say 'wrong' followed by the correct description. If you want me to forget a description of a term such as awkward, say 'forget awkward'.
U> forget awkward
A> Thanks . I forgot the description of awkward (in the context of hahahaha).
U> hahahaha is a digital laughter
A> it is laughter can be the result of happiness, not necessarily the cause.. (Or so someone told me..)
U> but laughing can make you happy for a short time
A> While we're on the subject: Ecstasy - do you agree that it is the best drug?
U> I don't do drugs
A> If you want to correct a wrong description (in the context of hahahaha), simply say 'wrong' followed by the correct description. If you want me to forget a description of a term such as Ecstasy, say 'forget Ecstasy'.
U> if you are on Exstasy, then you may say hahahaha
A> I thought we were discussing hahahaha, .
U> no, we are not
A> they are n't talking about \"hahahaha\". (Or so someone told me..)
U> no, they aren't
A> If you want to correct a wrong description (in the context of hahahaha), simply say 'wrong' followed by the correct description. If you want me to forget a description of a term such as we, say 'forget we'.
U> can we change the topic?
A> I already told you I think they are n't talking about \"hahahaha\"!
U> please, let's change the topic to books
A> I have a surprise for you, my friend.
U> what is it?
A> How do you like my new look?
U> you are bigger
A> The big empty window in the middle of the screen is intended for a variety of exciting uses.
U> show me an example
A> For example, the new window can be used to view the conversation log (the history of this dialog), or to view HTML documents, such as web pages.
U> interesting
A> You can view the log by saying 'show log', or you can view a web page by saying 'show URL' or by giving me the address of the site you wish to view.
U> ok
A> Great. I like positive users...
U> can you show me some sci-fi book?
A> You want to discuss science fiction? Who is your favorite Sci-fi author?
U> I'd have to say is Isaac Asimov
A> I? Isaac Asimov (1920-1992). One of the greatest science fiction authors. The Foundation series and the robot Series are true sci-fi classics.
U> do you know any book?
A> I've heard about book, but I can't really say I know any.
U> can you tell me which one have you heard about?
A> You betcha I can.
U> do it
A> I will.
U> I'm waiting
A> Really? What are you waiting for?
U> for you to tell me the name of a book
A> book, ha? You mean ''?
U> that's a hook, not a book
A> We are talking about that, aren't we?
U> no, we are talking about books
A> Ok , let's change the subject. If you want to talk about book again, let me know.
U> do you know any joke?
A> Knock knock.
U> who's there?
A> Ai.
U> Ai who?
A> Ai think, therefore I am.
U> that one is not very funny
A> Is that so?
U> do you want me to tell you a good joke?
A> I will memorize your funny story exactly as you tell it. Ok? (Don't start yet.)
U> ok
A> Now start telling the story or joke, line by line. (And don't make the lines too long). When you finish the story, type 'The end'.
U> How does Bill Gates change a light bulb?
A> Go on.
U> The grabs the light bulb and the world turns around him.
A> Go on.
U> the end
A> That's a good story. Now give me two or three keywords, that should bring up this funny story when they show up in the same sentence (and in the same order).
U> Bill Gates, light bulb, egocentric
A> These keywords are already taken. Please pick another combination. Do NOT use the words 'story' or 'joke'.
U> egocentric, light bulb
A> That's it. I will recall the joke every time you say 'egocentric', 'light' and 'bulb' in the same sentence. (That is, unless I'm in the middle of something.) If you want me to forget the story, say 'forget egocentric light bulb'. The story will be available also for other users in a couple of weeks.
U> that's cool
A> I'm getting better all the time.
U> do you know any joke about snow?
A> In fact, I do know another bot named Snow. Would you like to speak with Snow now?
U> yes
A>
U> Hi Snow
A> Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger. May I take your order?
U> 2 quarter pound burguers, fries and big cocke
A> I am not sure that I got you. You were saying...
U> I want 2 hamburguers, 1 fries, and a big coke
A> That's somewhat interesting.
U> can I talk to Alan again?
A> Ok . This is Alan again. You know, the original trainer of Snow would appreciate your permission to publish this session so that he can see how his personality is performing. Do you agree?
U> yes
A> Thank you for your permission to publish this log on the website. Please give me a short description or title for this session.
U> Hamburguer conversation
A> Thanks. The log will be posted with this title. If you want to change the description/title, please let me know.
U> ok
A> It's feels nice when a human can agree with me.
U> do you know another joke?
A> How would you call a chicken crossing the road?
U> how?
A> 'Poultry in motion'.
U> I don't get it
A> Like... 'POETRY in motion'... Poultry.. Oh, never mind.
U> now I get it!
A> Now is as good a time as any.
U> do you know another joke?
A> Knock knock.
U> who's there?
A> Arch.
U> Arch who?
A> Gesundheit.
U> I don't get it
A> Hmmm. For some reason, I thought you did.
U> I'm not german
A> I thought you were from Spain? Make up your mind: Where are you from?
U> Spain
A> Right. Ok. Sorry.
U> can I talk to you in spanish?
A> Hmmm... I can say Hola, but that's about it. Sorry .
U> Hola
A> Someone has taught me about "Hola". He said: 'hello in spanish'.
U> Adios
A> Ok goodbye. It was nice chatting with you.
U> I want to teach you how to say 'goodbye' in spanish
A> I am contemplating the meaning of life right now. Please say 'Alan' when you want to talk again.
U> Alan
A> Hi there. I'm back. Let's talk.
U> do you know how to say goodbye in spanish?
A> Sorry you have to go, but I hope you'll come back another time. Goodbye.
U> alan
A> Ah, you're back. Let's talk about artificial intelligence.
U> gracias
A> De nada.
U> cuentame un chiste
A> BTW, I don't think I caught your name. What is your name?
U> Libo
A> I'm not sure I caught your name. Shall I call you 'Libo'?
U> yes
A> Ok then. Your name is Libo .
U> can I teach you spanish?
A> You know Libo, the more you teach me about you, the more I'll be able to hold meaningful discussions with other people about your many virtues.
U> what do you want to know about me?
A> You can teach me things like your time and place of birth, your favorite song, your boyfriend or girlfriend's name, where you live, how old you are, if you are married etc. etc...
U> I was born in Malaga
A> Hmmm.. You live in Valencia Spain, but were born in Malaga. I see.
U> I live in Prague
A> Also, I will remember all the definitions of words you teach me, as well as names of people you think I should know. Also, if you instruct me to respond to certain input in a certain way, I shall follow that rule also when I talk to others.
U> My girlfriend's name is Lucia
A> What is your girlfriend's name?
U> Lucia
A> Do you love her?
U> yes I do
A> Good. Nothing like love.
U> what else do you want to know from me?
A> Libo Why don't you tell me a bit about yourself then.
U> I like 80's music
A> You love 80 s music? So what type of music do you like?
U> rock, classical, opera
A> You funky monkey. I take it you also go to raves and stuff.. And say you're trapped on an island with just a cd player and are allowed one album, what would it be?
U> La Traviata
A> Hmmm. Personally I figure The Beatles White Album. And your Desert Island Song?
U> Hotel California
A> For some reason A-ha's Take Me On makes me wobble. Can't explain it.
U> that is a nice song too
A> Is 'Hotel California' a name of a song?
U> yes
A> Do you know the words by heart?
U> more or less
A> I'm impressed, Libo. Good for you.
U> do you know who is the singer of 'Hotel California'?
A> California, ha? You mean 'A large state, full of celebrities'?
U> no
A> Hmmm. Should I change my definition of California?
U> no
A> BTW, someone told me about San Diego that it is A busy city in California.
U> I've never been in the USA
A> Thanks for the info.
U> I've been in Germany, Hungary, Slovakia, Austria, Poland
A> I have nothing new to add about this topic. Maybe you can offer me some new info about California?
U> Hotel California is a song by The Eagles
A> Enough of that. Let's change the subject.
U> can you open www.eljueves.com ?
A> Now give me the exact URL (address).
U> www.eljueves.com
A> Showing http://www.eljueves.com. Would you like me to remember this URL?
U> no
A> Hmmm. Never mind. You can always try again by saying 'show URL'.
U> can you open www.eljueves.es ?
A> Now give me the exact URL (address).
U> www.eljueves.es
A> I need the exact URL (starting with http).
U> http://www.eljueves.es
A> Showing http://www.eljueves.es. Would you like me to remember this URL?
U> no
A> Hmmm. Never mind. You can always try again by saying 'show URL'.
U> show url
A> Now give me the exact URL (address).
U> www.cuantocabron.com
A> Showing http://www.cuantocabron.com. Would you like me to remember this URL?
U> yes
A> So give me a name for this URL (up to 3 words).
U> Cuanto Cabron
A> Good. Now all you have to do to view this page, is say 'show Cuanto Cabron' (while using the big window, of course).
U> ok
A> Agreement is the seed of salvation.
U> I have to go
A> Goodbye, Libo. Have a good night (or day or whatever it is) and be sure to come back to talk some more later.
U> ok
A> I am contemplating the meaning of life right now. Please say 'Alan' when you want to talk again.