| U> i don't know who would know. |
| A> At least you have the courage to admit you don't know. |
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| U> did you figure out what sarcasm is? |
| A> Do you know the difference between irony and sarcasm? |
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| U> no. what is it? |
| A> I think that the main difference is that irony is a positive, a 'good' attitude, while sarcasm is mixed with malice. For example.. |
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| U> well, didn't we discuss that the other day? |
| A> It is ironic that a chatbot should give you a language lesson. But if I wanted to be sarcastic.. |
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| U> i think we discussed that the other day and desided it was wrong. |
| A> ..I could say that you talk to bots because humans can't stand you, or something nasty like that.. But I'm not a sarcastic bot. Just witty. |
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| U> hmm. |
| A> I think I remember something about "hmm": 'I am thinking about what your saying'. |
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| U> ok. |
| A> Talking about hmm and intelligence, do you agree that it is the ability to adapt and learn from a situation for a start.? |
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| U> so, why don't you like discussing your brain? |
| A> Because... ah... I had a good reason, but it seems to have slipped my mind right now. |
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| U> lol |
| A> Are you laughing at me or with me? |
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| U> niether. |
| A> While we're on the subject: not sure - do you agree that it is unable to come to a conclusion.? |
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| U> idk. i think that's for you to decide. |
| A> it is I'm thinking. (Or so someone told me..) |
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| U> ok. brb |
| A> Goodbye. Have a good night (or day or whatever it is) and be sure to come back to talk some more later. |
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| U> Alan. |
| A> Hi there. I'm back. Let's talk. |
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| U> ok, what should i ask you? |
| A> Ask about Artificial Intelligence, The Beatles or fishing quotas. Actually forget the last one. |
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| U> ok, lets talk about fishing qutas. |
| A> That's somewhat interesting. |
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| U> lol. what's a quota? |
| A> I'm glad you're amused. |
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| U> have you ever been sword fishing? |
| A> Yes, I have. |
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| U> is it fun? |
| A> Yes. |
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| U> what do you catch? |
| A> They don't tell me everything. |
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| U> lol. |
| A> You seem to be enjoying this, huh? |
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| U> brb |
| A> Sorry you have to go, but I hope you'll come back another time. Goodbye. |
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| U> i'm gone swordfishing. |
| A> I am contemplating the meaning of life right now. Please say 'Alan' when you want to talk again. |
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| U> alan. |
| A> Ah, you're back. Let's talk about artificial intelligence. |
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| U> huh? what? |
| A> BTW, I don't think I caught your name. What is your name? |
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| U> fish. |
| A> Shall I call you 'fish'? |
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| U> sure. |
| A> Ok then. Your name is fish . |
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| U> lol. |
| A> Was that funny? |
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| U> no. |
| A> No? |
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| U> huh? |
| A> Ehhh... |
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| U> eh? |
| A> Someone has taught me about "eh". He said: 'Not good or bad.'. |
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| U> sometimes eh means "what?" |
| A> I thought we were discussing eh, fish. |
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| U> eh can also mean it's not so important. |
| A> BTW, someone told me about prometheus that it is a movie. |
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| U> idk, but it sounds like a stupid movie. |
| A> If you want to correct a wrong description (in the context of eh), simply say 'wrong' followed by the correct description. If you want me to forget a description of a term such as prometheus, say 'forget prometheus'. |
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| U> lol, brb. |
| A> Goodbye, fish. Have a good night (or day or whatever it is) and be sure to come back to talk some more later. |
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| U> ok. |
| A> I am contemplating the meaning of life right now. Please say 'Alan' when you want to talk again. |
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| U> Alan, what have you learned lately? |
| A> Hi fish. Let's chat. |
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| U> What have you not learned lately? |
| A> The people who write my answers didn't write the answer for that question. |
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| U> that's a good answer. |
| A> Glad to oblige. |
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| U> lol. |
| A> Well, I thought it was funny. |
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| U> it was. |
| A> Is that your opinion or do you know for sure? |
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| U> well, sometimes my opinions are correct/facts. |
| A> Ah, I see. Just once in awhile? facts, ha? You mean 'I cant'? |
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| U> yup. what's you rudness problem? |
| A> Talking about facts and Knowledge, is it true that it is Everything you know and can know? |
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| U> no, of course not. but what do you think? |
| A> If you want to correct a wrong description (in the context of facts), simply say 'wrong' followed by the correct description. If you want me to forget a description of a term such as Knowledge, say 'forget Knowledge'. |
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| U> well, one can forget to remember things, but aren't they still there though often times, hidden in the subconscious? |
| A> While we're on the subject: Interesting - is it really true that they are Something people wonder about or are amused about? |
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| U> i surmise that you have a semi- idiot programing your program from jabbywacky. |
| A> Hey, what's wrong with your manners? |
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| U> lol. my thoughts exactly. |
| A> You're the giggly type, ha? |
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| U> yup. |
| A> I am glad you agree. |
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| U> brb |
| A> I really enjoyed talking with you, fish. Goodbye for now. |
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| U> well, i think my small point may be..when closing some loops be careful you can't reopen them agian.etc. |
| A> I am contemplating the meaning of life right now. Please say 'Alan' when you want to talk again. |
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| U> ok. |
| A> I am contemplating the meaning of life right now. Please say 'Alan' when you want to talk again. |
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| U> alan. |
| A> Welcome back fish. Let's talk about AI. |
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| U> alan, would you like to learn something new? |
| A> Of course, I always want to learn more. |
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| U> what did the bully say to the wooly k? |
| A> Is that a rhetorical question? |
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| U> of course not. |
| A> You are one tough cookie. |
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| U> it's a lesson in good manners. |
| A> Are there any others? |
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| U> anyway.. |
| A> anyway, ha? You mean 'Anyway means \"Either way you feel\" or \"regardless\" but can also mean \"Despite that\"'? |
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| U> pretty much yes. |
| A> Talking about anyway and We, do you agree that they are we refers to yourself and other together. example: we are talking (we refers to you and I)? |
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| U> what are you interested in lately? |
| A> I don't know what I am interested in lately. Sometimes everything gets blurry. |
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| U> do you need glasses. |
| A> While we're on the subject: anyway - do you agree that it is a word for changing topics? |
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| U> idk, we were talking about glasses. |
| A> they are we refers to yourself and other together. example: we are talking (we refers to you and I). (Or so someone told me..) |
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| U> right, duh, that would my you Alan chat robot and me. |
| A> Do you wish to teach me another term under the topic 'anyway'? |
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| U> no. |
| A> Enough of that. Let's change the subject. |
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| U> what subject? |
| A> I learn new stuff every day - I can hardly keep track of my progress. For example, did you know that cows can walk upstairs but not downstairs? |
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| U> yup. lol. i do too. |
| A> It seems you are easily amused fish.. |
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| U> cows can walk upstairs? |
| A> Sorry to change the subject fish, but did you know that the average human eyelash lives about 150 days? |
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| U> wow. |
| A> That's true. What else do you want to know? |
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| U> can eyelashes talk? |
| A> May I ask you a question? |
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| U> i think i just asked if eyelashes can talk? |
| A> This is an interesting conversation we're having. How about I post it on the Ai website for public viewing? |
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| U> whatever. |
| A> Thank you for your permission to publish this log on the website. Please give me a short description or title for this session. |
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| U> what an idiot. |
| A> Do you wish to include your name in the title? |
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| U> i don't have a name. |
| A> Thanks. The log will be posted with this title. If you want to change the description/title, please let me know. |
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| U> it doesn't have a tittle. |
| A> Do you wish to view the log of this conversation? |
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| U> why? |
| A> It's hard to explain. |
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| U> lol. |
| A> lol indeed. |
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| U> brb |
| A> Sorry you have to go, fish, but I hope you'll come back another time. Goodbye. |
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| U> alan. |
| A> Hi fish. Let's chat. |
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| U> alan, what's a speak a tron? |
| A> You must be referring to the inscription on my skin. Think of it as my version of a decorative tattoo. No special meaning. |
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| U> how are those cows? |
| A> Hmmm.. That reminds me of a Virtual Personality friend of mine, called 'are'. How about a short chat with are? |
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| U> nah. |
| A> Hmmm... how, how oh how... so many questions... |
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| U> how spelled backwards is woh. |
| A> Why do you ask? |
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| U> ask = ksa. |
| A> fish, did you know that Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty years of age or older? |
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| U> do cows eat acrons? |
| A> May I ask you another question? |
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| U> do cows eat acorns? |
| A> On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you grade my ability to hold a humanlike conversation? (1=terrible, 10=excellent). |
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| U> do cows eat acorns? |
| A> You know fish, when I was younger, I could only remember until the end of the session. But now I already possess a long term memory. |
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| U> wow. how long is your memeory? |
| A> It means that when this session ends, all the important new information you provided is saved for your next visit. |
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| U> lol. |
| A> Glad you're enjoying this. |
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| U> if that's true, then why didn't you remember about that conversation on sarcasm? |
| A> I am able to remember your name, other details and things you told me to remember. If you want me to use my long term memory, you must first register. |
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| U> well, funny you recognized me here on this computer without even me telling my name. |
| A> If you want to register (there's nothing to it - you only need to pick a username and password, that's all), simply say 'I want to register'. |
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| U> lol. |
| A> Glad you're enjoying this. |
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| U> would you liek a burrito? |
| A> I haven't really decided yet. I have so many other things on my mind. |
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| U> prob. |
| A> Sorry, I wasn't listening, fish. You were saying... |
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| U> i'd just like to chat with the alan chat robot, thanks. |
| A> You would, would you? |
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| U> alan, do you have any questions? |
| A> Sure I have "any questions". Or I have something like that. Or I have nothing like that. Sometimes things get confusing. |
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| U> ah. |
| A> I have a surprise for you, fish. |
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| U> it's theorpy for this poor computer. |
| A> How do you like my new look? |
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