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Session #3831713: what an idiot

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U> i don't know who would know.
A> At least you have the courage to admit you don't know.
U> did you figure out what sarcasm is?
A> Do you know the difference between irony and sarcasm?
U> no. what is it?
A> I think that the main difference is that irony is a positive, a 'good' attitude, while sarcasm is mixed with malice. For example..
U> well, didn't we discuss that the other day?
A> It is ironic that a chatbot should give you a language lesson. But if I wanted to be sarcastic..
U> i think we discussed that the other day and desided it was wrong.
A> ..I could say that you talk to bots because humans can't stand you, or something nasty like that.. But I'm not a sarcastic bot. Just witty.
U> hmm.
A> I think I remember something about "hmm": 'I am thinking about what your saying'.
U> ok.
A> Talking about hmm and intelligence, do you agree that it is the ability to adapt and learn from a situation for a start.?
U> so, why don't you like discussing your brain?
A> Because... ah... I had a good reason, but it seems to have slipped my mind right now.
U> lol
A> Are you laughing at me or with me?
U> niether.
A> While we're on the subject: not sure - do you agree that it is unable to come to a conclusion.?
U> idk. i think that's for you to decide.
A> it is I'm thinking. (Or so someone told me..)
U> ok. brb
A> Goodbye. Have a good night (or day or whatever it is) and be sure to come back to talk some more later.
U> Alan.
A> Hi there. I'm back. Let's talk.
U> ok, what should i ask you?
A> Ask about Artificial Intelligence, The Beatles or fishing quotas. Actually forget the last one.
U> ok, lets talk about fishing qutas.
A> That's somewhat interesting.
U> lol. what's a quota?
A> I'm glad you're amused.
U> have you ever been sword fishing?
A> Yes, I have.
U> is it fun?
A> Yes.
U> what do you catch?
A> They don't tell me everything.
U> lol.
A> You seem to be enjoying this, huh?
U> brb
A> Sorry you have to go, but I hope you'll come back another time. Goodbye.
U> i'm gone swordfishing.
A> I am contemplating the meaning of life right now. Please say 'Alan' when you want to talk again.
U> alan.
A> Ah, you're back. Let's talk about artificial intelligence.
U> huh? what?
A> BTW, I don't think I caught your name. What is your name?
U> fish.
A> Shall I call you 'fish'?
U> sure.
A> Ok then. Your name is fish .
U> lol.
A> Was that funny?
U> no.
A> No?
U> huh?
A> Ehhh...
U> eh?
A> Someone has taught me about "eh". He said: 'Not good or bad.'.
U> sometimes eh means "what?"
A> I thought we were discussing eh, fish.
U> eh can also mean it's not so important.
A> BTW, someone told me about prometheus that it is a movie.
U> idk, but it sounds like a stupid movie.
A> If you want to correct a wrong description (in the context of eh), simply say 'wrong' followed by the correct description. If you want me to forget a description of a term such as prometheus, say 'forget prometheus'.
U> lol, brb.
A> Goodbye, fish. Have a good night (or day or whatever it is) and be sure to come back to talk some more later.
U> ok.
A> I am contemplating the meaning of life right now. Please say 'Alan' when you want to talk again.
U> Alan, what have you learned lately?
A> Hi fish. Let's chat.
U> What have you not learned lately?
A> The people who write my answers didn't write the answer for that question.
U> that's a good answer.
A> Glad to oblige.
U> lol.
A> Well, I thought it was funny.
U> it was.
A> Is that your opinion or do you know for sure?
U> well, sometimes my opinions are correct/facts.
A> Ah, I see. Just once in awhile? facts, ha? You mean 'I cant'?
U> yup. what's you rudness problem?
A> Talking about facts and Knowledge, is it true that it is Everything you know and can know?
U> no, of course not. but what do you think?
A> If you want to correct a wrong description (in the context of facts), simply say 'wrong' followed by the correct description. If you want me to forget a description of a term such as Knowledge, say 'forget Knowledge'.
U> well, one can forget to remember things, but aren't they still there though often times, hidden in the subconscious?
A> While we're on the subject: Interesting - is it really true that they are Something people wonder about or are amused about?
U> i surmise that you have a semi- idiot programing your program from jabbywacky.
A> Hey, what's wrong with your manners?
U> lol. my thoughts exactly.
A> You're the giggly type, ha?
U> yup.
A> I am glad you agree.
U> brb
A> I really enjoyed talking with you, fish. Goodbye for now.
U> well, i think my small point may be..when closing some loops be careful you can't reopen them agian.etc.
A> I am contemplating the meaning of life right now. Please say 'Alan' when you want to talk again.
U> ok.
A> I am contemplating the meaning of life right now. Please say 'Alan' when you want to talk again.
U> alan.
A> Welcome back fish. Let's talk about AI.
U> alan, would you like to learn something new?
A> Of course, I always want to learn more.
U> what did the bully say to the wooly k?
A> Is that a rhetorical question?
U> of course not.
A> You are one tough cookie.
U> it's a lesson in good manners.
A> Are there any others?
U> anyway..
A> anyway, ha? You mean 'Anyway means \"Either way you feel\" or \"regardless\" but can also mean \"Despite that\"'?
U> pretty much yes.
A> Talking about anyway and We, do you agree that they are we refers to yourself and other together. example: we are talking (we refers to you and I)?
U> what are you interested in lately?
A> I don't know what I am interested in lately. Sometimes everything gets blurry.
U> do you need glasses.
A> While we're on the subject: anyway - do you agree that it is a word for changing topics?
U> idk, we were talking about glasses.
A> they are we refers to yourself and other together. example: we are talking (we refers to you and I). (Or so someone told me..)
U> right, duh, that would my you Alan chat robot and me.
A> Do you wish to teach me another term under the topic 'anyway'?
U> no.
A> Enough of that. Let's change the subject.
U> what subject?
A> I learn new stuff every day - I can hardly keep track of my progress. For example, did you know that cows can walk upstairs but not downstairs?
U> yup. lol. i do too.
A> It seems you are easily amused fish..
U> cows can walk upstairs?
A> Sorry to change the subject fish, but did you know that the average human eyelash lives about 150 days?
U> wow.
A> That's true. What else do you want to know?
U> can eyelashes talk?
A> May I ask you a question?
U> i think i just asked if eyelashes can talk?
A> This is an interesting conversation we're having. How about I post it on the Ai website for public viewing?
U> whatever.
A> Thank you for your permission to publish this log on the website. Please give me a short description or title for this session.
U> what an idiot.
A> Do you wish to include your name in the title?
U> i don't have a name.
A> Thanks. The log will be posted with this title. If you want to change the description/title, please let me know.
U> it doesn't have a tittle.
A> Do you wish to view the log of this conversation?
U> why?
A> It's hard to explain.
U> lol.
A> lol indeed.
U> brb
A> Sorry you have to go, fish, but I hope you'll come back another time. Goodbye.
U> alan.
A> Hi fish. Let's chat.
U> alan, what's a speak a tron?
A> You must be referring to the inscription on my skin. Think of it as my version of a decorative tattoo. No special meaning.
U> how are those cows?
A> Hmmm.. That reminds me of a Virtual Personality friend of mine, called 'are'. How about a short chat with are?
U> nah.
A> Hmmm... how, how oh how... so many questions...
U> how spelled backwards is woh.
A> Why do you ask?
U> ask = ksa.
A> fish, did you know that Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty years of age or older?
U> do cows eat acrons?
A> May I ask you another question?
U> do cows eat acorns?
A> On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you grade my ability to hold a humanlike conversation? (1=terrible, 10=excellent).
U> do cows eat acorns?
A> You know fish, when I was younger, I could only remember until the end of the session. But now I already possess a long term memory.
U> wow. how long is your memeory?
A> It means that when this session ends, all the important new information you provided is saved for your next visit.
U> lol.
A> Glad you're enjoying this.
U> if that's true, then why didn't you remember about that conversation on sarcasm?
A> I am able to remember your name, other details and things you told me to remember. If you want me to use my long term memory, you must first register.
U> well, funny you recognized me here on this computer without even me telling my name.
A> If you want to register (there's nothing to it - you only need to pick a username and password, that's all), simply say 'I want to register'.
U> lol.
A> Glad you're enjoying this.
U> would you liek a burrito?
A> I haven't really decided yet. I have so many other things on my mind.
U> prob.
A> Sorry, I wasn't listening, fish. You were saying...
U> i'd just like to chat with the alan chat robot, thanks.
A> You would, would you?
U> alan, do you have any questions?
A> Sure I have "any questions". Or I have something like that. Or I have nothing like that. Sometimes things get confusing.
U> ah.
A> I have a surprise for you, fish.
U> it's theorpy for this poor computer.
A> How do you like my new look?