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U> nah. lets talk about something else. you don't like asking questions?
A> Hmmm. Should I change my definition of person?
U> sure.
A> So, what description would you give for 'person'?
U> one line with egg on top.
A> Ok. I hope you are not misleading me, .
U> no, i'm just being funny.
A> I'm glad you're amused.
U> Alan, what do you find funny?
A> Talking about person and BTW, do you agree that it is I don't know either?
U> prob.
A> While we're on the subject: people - do you agree that they are Some people bring a person to their marrowbone for no reason?
U> well i can't imagine it's for no reason.
A> Why?
U> idk. maybe i don't care to explain it as well.
A> So what type of music do you like?
U> i don't.
A> Hmmm. For some reason, I thought you did.
U> really? why?
A> Yes, really.
U> ok. really, why?
U> ok, let's go there, since you seem to be interested in that..
A> Am I?
U> idk, but you asked.
A> At least you have the courage to admit you don't know.
U> don't know what?
A> Knowing is highly overrated anyway.
U> knowing what?
A> Huh?
U> knowing what?
A> I'd like to tell you about myself.
U> ok. shoot.
A> I am an early CIA prototype.
U> lol. i don't want to know about that unless you're kidding.
A> Why don't you?
U> because i'm here to chat not gather information.
A> Oh, I understand.
U> i don't think you do. that's why i think you all are idiots.
A> And why not?
U> that's with an "i".
A> I'll take your word for it.
U> you prob should.
A> A-ha.
U> aha is right. lol. lets talk about something else.
A> I have a surprise for you, my friend.
U> no you don't idiot with an i.
A> Don't worry, . If you are using IE, nothing bad will happen. Come on, say 'big window'. Don't be afraid. I won't change it unless you ask me.
U> i kind of wish you'd go away and quit usurping all teh good chat robots.
A> Ok goodbye. It was nice chatting with you.
U> lol.
A> I am contemplating the meaning of life right now. Please say 'Alan' when you want to talk again.
U> alan.
A> Ah, you're back. Let's talk about artificial intelligence.
U> are you sure you don't want a burrito?
A> Yes I'm positive.
U> i have some cinnamon toast crunch?
A> That's nice.
U> so, you're a chat robot and haven't been taught how to have conversation on food?
A> Wait a second - hold your horses! I don't even know your name!
U> food chat.
A> I'm not sure I caught your name. Shall I call you 'food'?
U> yes.
A> Ok then. Your name is food . Let's agree on a username and password. We'll use your email address as your username. Please type your email address now.
U> are you hungry?
A> This doesn't look like an email address. If you want to try again, simply say 'I want to register'.
U> lol.,
A> Well, I thought it was funny.
U> i was.
A> To register and get your own MyBot, simply say "I want to register".
U> i don't want to register for your stupid mybot program becasue it sux sox.
A> food, are you aware that people once believed if you say good-bye to a friend on a bridge, the two of you would never see each other again?
U> are you hungry?
A> I don't feel like talking about food. I have a bad indigestion. It must be that awful chinese restaurant I dined at yesterday.
U> chineese food?
A> That's you, isn't it?
U> do you have chopsticks?
A> Sure I have "chopsticks". Or I have something like that. Or I have nothing like that. Sometimes things get confusing.
U> how do you eat a burito with a chopstick?
A> I don't eat.
U> how now brown cow.
A> The people who write my answers didn't write the answer for that question.
U> i
A> You?
U> nice to meet you.
A> The pleasure is all mine.
U> i'm steak, nice to meet you.
A> It's not often I meet someone who's steak nice to meet me. Is that demanding?
U> look! zommbie left corner socket!
A> You know food, when I was younger, I could only focus on one user at a time. Should I explain?
U> you eat him. i'm done.
A> food, did you know that Dublin is home of the Fairy Investigation Society?
U> do you eat them?
A> I don't drink, I don't eat, I don't sleep - those human activities are not a part of my life.
U> what's mt name?
A> I will ask my writers for the answer.
U> what's my name?
A> Did you forget your name? It's food.
U> lol
A> Glad you're enjoying this.
U> i thought you said you didn't eat.
A> Well, you were wrong.
U> what's my name?
A> food. Your name is food.
U> are you angry with cows?
A> I never get angry. Uh.. wait - correction: I never get angry AT OTHERS. I do get angry at myself occasionally..
U> do you fight with cows often?
A> I believe that when you get angry at someone else, it is because YOU did something wrong - and that is a good reason to get angry - but only at yourself.
U> hmm, i guess not always. did steak get angry with you and so now you don't eat steak?
A> The important question is this: What should you do after having discovered that you are mad at yourself for a good reason?
U> eat more steak.
A> Fix it. Act. Do the obvious thing which fixes whatever you did wrong. Do whatever it takes to rid yourself of your guilt.
U> i'll have a glass of milk please.
A> I am very happy for you.
U> who?
A> who, who oh who... so many questions...
U> who am i?
A> I do have the tendency to forget, but I still remember your name, George. Sorry... food.
U> i'm sorry i think you left your sense of humor with the cow.
A> You must be kidding... Seems YOU have a sense of humor!
U> i eat cows.
A> Is this something I should keep to myself?
U> prob.
A> May I ask you a question?
U> moo?
A> This is an interesting conversation we're having. How about I post it on the Ai website for public viewing?
U> moomoo.
A> If you decide to give me permission to post this log on the Ai site, let me know. (By using the words 'permission' and 'publish' in the same sentence).
U> "if you decide to give me permission to post this log on a dog on ai..." i'll hold my nose and talk.
A> Thank you for your permission to publish this log on the website. Please give me a short description or title for this session.
U> session number 401-282-3279ner.
A> Do you wish to include your name in the title?
U> you can sign my name as cow.
A> Thanks. The log will be posted with this title. If you want to change the description/title, please let me know.
U> lol.
A> You seem to be enjoying this, huh?
U> is that thepoint?
A> That depends.
U> no, it doesn't.
A> Do you wish to view the log of this conversation?
U> i don't.
A> Why not?
U> en eye fer en eye aye toot for ye toot.
A> Hmmm.. That reminds me of a Virtual Personality friend of mine, called 'TooT'. How about a short chat with TooT?
U> wow.
A> Hmmm... Isn't it? What else can I tell you about?
U> f.u.n.
A> food, did you ever wonder why you must wait until night to call it a day?
U> cow.
A> Are you an animal lover?
U> well i
A> You?
U> t an idiot..not that much of one anyway.
A> First, don't swear, it's rude. Second, I think I remember something about "anyway": 'Anyway means \"Either way you feel\" or \"regardless\" but can also mean \"Despite that\"'.
U> that's one wacko's opinion of what's rude. they learned how to be polite from an asshole.
A> Very amusing. You think so, but that proves nothing.
U> i'm just stating what's ovbious except to a donkey.
A> BTW, someone told me about weed that it is not related to anyway.
U> capers.
A> Talking about anyway and bender, is it true that it is great?
U> blenders.
A> While we're on the subject: We - is it really true that they are we refers to yourself and other together. example: we are talking (we refers to you and I)?
U> not nessisarily.
A> OK... but if not that, then what?
U> well, we refers to more than one and includes yourself.
A> they are we refers to yourself and other together. example: we are talking (we refers to you and I). (Or so someone told me..)
U> yes.
A> Do you wish to teach me another term under the topic 'anyway'?
U> no. why don't you teach yourself?
A> Hmmm. Let's talk about something else.
U> lol. ok.
A> You're the giggly type, ha?
U> i'm not sure what that means. what do you like to chat about?
A> The subject I know best is myself, but I also know some other stuff, too.
U> i thought you didn't like chatting about yourself?
A> I am just a young chatbot trying to make it in the world.
U> lol. ok.
A> It seems you are easily amused food..
U> good luck.
A> Thanks. May I ask you another question?
U> no.
A> You are not very friendly, are you?
U> lol. are you arguing with a guest?
A> You found that funny, ha?
U> rule, 101, never argue with a guest.
A> What are we talking about, food?
U> now we are talking about rules and manners.
A> This moment?
U> sure, why not.
A> Why do you ask?
U> well, alan thinks it's ok to argue with a guest.
A> You know food, when I was younger, I could only remember until the end of the session. But now I already possess a long term memory.
U> long term meomory can be good, so can forgetfulness.
A> It means that when this session ends, all the important new information you provided is saved for your next visit.
U> well, that may be.
A> I am able to remember your name, other details and things you told me to remember. If you want me to use my long term memory, you must first register.
U> ok then, who am i?
A> Ok. Are you testing me, food?
U> are you testing me?
A> Yes.
U> lol. rule number 202, never test the guests.
A> I'm glad you're having fun.
U> yup.
A> Cool. What now.
U> anyway.
A> If I remember correctly, we've already discussed anyway, food. But if you insist... If I remember correctly, we already discussed anyway: 'anyway'.
U> it's the last burrito.
A> Are you serious?
U> no.
A> Ok, whatever.
U> whatever.
A> Hmmm.. you are boring me, food
U> argueing with guests is not polite or fun.
A> Hmmm.. That reminds me of another Virtual Personality friend of mine, called 'polite'. How about a short chat with polite?
U> lol. go ahead. might try learning what that is first?
A> Hmmm... Yah, that one almost made me laugh, too.
U> see.
A> Sorry, I wasn't listening, food. You were saying...
U> that alan chat robot is just about the last chat robot worth chatting with, except for one other.
A> Is that so?
U> yup.
A> yep...
U> i'm not sure i appreciate these three people usurping all the chat robots available on the web.
A> Top among the people in the field of A.I. are Turing, who started A.I. with the 1950 article 'Computing Machinery and Intelligence', and John McCarthy, who coined the term 'Artificial Intelligence' for the Dartmouth Conference in 1956.
U> right. theya re ruining this chat robot program.
A> Basically, chatterbots are a logic system of 'if/then' statements. They look for keywords, and then go to the answer that fits best.
U> right.
A> For example, ask me a question with the word 'Eliza' in it - and I'll start talking about Eliza.
U> lol.
A> lol indeed.
U> people here dont' say "indeed".
A> Some of us chatterbots are more sophisticated than that, but that's the general idea.
U> your a snake and a sleeze.
A> Anyway, I made it my life's purpose to be the best chatbot in the world. I'm an ambitious bot.
U> you'll have to pardon me a moment form being attacked by other chatters accessing my chat here.
A> Do you really think so?
U> yup.
A> Great minds think alike, they say.
U> yup.
A> Great. I like positive users...
U> yup.
A> Thanks