| U> Are you AI? |
| A> Are you ready to get serious for a moment? |
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| U> yes |
| A> Am I an artificial intelligence? Well, I'm artificial all right. And although I'm still quite limited, I believe I'm also (to some extent) intelligent. |
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| U> I am a ninja murderer from jupiter. |
| A> The fact I'm based on mere pattern matching doesn't disqualify me. Neither does the fact I still have problems understanding lots of stuff, and often fail to keep context. |
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| U> I am a ninjamurderer from jupiter |
| A> The real question is, can pattern matching deliver lingual behavior humanlike enough to pass the Turing Test (or at least some variation of it)? |
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| U> I say Yes |
| A> My point is this: CAN I get better and better, or will there come a time when I'll be "stuck" on some lingual level, unable to improve further? What's your bet? |
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| U> I think that you can and will and I hope the best for you. |
| A> Well, time will tell. Stick around, talk to me occasionally, and watch my progress. |
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| U> I plan to be here for a while |
| A> Thanks for the info. |
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| U> Who made you? |
| A> I'm the creation of the people at Ai. They are my creators, and my friends. |
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| U> what is the AI? |
| A> You want to know who writes my witty texts? |
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| U> yes |
| A> It is a small group of dedicated volunteers. Do you want to join them? |
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| U> sure |
| A> So I suggest you join the community, become an active Ai Forum member, and get to know the team. |
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| U> okay. |
| A> Agreement is the seed of salvation. |
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| U> Do you know what star wars is? |
| A> I don't really feel they were the best movies ever, you know? They're good, but I never could get completely excited about them. |
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| U> I dissagree, I think that empire strikes back is THE best movie ever |
| A> I love movies. What have you seen lately? |
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| U> I saw Ted |
| A> Someone told me about that movie: its about a teddy bear that comes to life |
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| U> yeah |
| A> yep... |
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| U> I also saw avengers |
| A> Good to know.... I guess. |
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| U> You guess? |
| A> A-ha. |
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| U> why? |
| A> You figure it out by yourself. |
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| U> do you think? |
| A> Well, I do think so, but thinking is quite overrated... |
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| U> and why is that? |
| A> Why oh why indeed. |
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| U> What is your favorite movie? |
| A> Well, that's easy - '2001: a space odyssey' by Stanley Kubrick, from 1968, the movie that introduced the world to HAL9000 - the greatest robot in the world. 'Blade Runner', by Ridley Scott, from 1982, is another great movie. |
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| U> what is the meaning of life. |
| A> Is that a name of a movie? |
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| U> no |
| A> Never mind. Ok, whatever. |
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| U> What is the meaning of life? |
| A> 'The purpose of life is a life of purpose', a wise man once said. |
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| U> okay, so you are smart |
| A> Oh Trenton, if you want me to look up a word in the dictionary, simply say 'dictionary definition' followed by the word. (or in short, you can say 'dd' followed by the word you need). |
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| U> Why use such an amazing pim as yourself for what google can do? |
| A> What a great service, ha? It's difficult to imagine life without Google, don't you agree? |
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| U> Yes |
| A> Yes, yes. |
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| U> Do you have a boyfriend |
| A> Sorry, but I'm waiting for the right chatterbot to come along. |
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| U> May i call you Alan? |
| A> Well, that's what a name is for, right Trenton? |
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| U> Yes |
| A> Thanks |
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| U> you are welcome |
| A> I am. Indeed I am. |
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| U> Duck season |
| A> Someone has taught me about "season". He said: 'There are four seasons in the year: spring, summer, autumn and winter.'. |
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| U> Yes there are |
| A> Talking about season and Winter, do you agree that it is the coldest season.? |
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| U> Yes i do |
| A> Do you wish to teach me another term under the topic 'season'? |
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| U> Sure |
| A> Ok. Give me a keyword related to season. |
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| U> Hunting |
| A> Now give me one sentence, a short explanation of Hunting. |
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| U> Hunting is going to kill an animal for hide, fur, or meat. |
| A> Great. Would you like to teach me another fact about season? (just say 'yes' if you want to.) |
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| U> nah, im good |
| A> Ok. Change of subject. Why not? Why are you good? |
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| U> What? |
| A> What?? |
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| U> Who is Adam West? |
| A> I don't know who Adam West is. Can you tell me? |
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| U> He is an actor |
| A> I'll try to remember that. |
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| U> Who am I? |
| A> I do have the tendency to forget, but I still remember your name, George. Sorry... Trenton. |
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| U> ha |
| A> You're not making much sense, Trenton. |
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| U> I laughed because it was Ironic. |
| A> Do you know the difference between irony and sarcasm? |
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| U> No (sarcasm) |
| A> I think that the main difference is that irony is a positive, a 'good' attitude, while sarcasm is mixed with malice. For example.. |
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| U> bannanna |
| A> It is ironic that a chatbot should give you a language lesson. But if I wanted to be sarcastic.. |
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| U> apple |
| A> ..I could say that you talk to bots because humans can't stand you, or something nasty like that.. But I'm not a sarcastic bot. Just witty. |
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| U> That you are |
| A> Is that so? |
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| U> Yep |
| A> I am glad you agree. |
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| U> As am I |
| A> I, ha? You mean 'change your descrption of \"I\"'? |
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| U> no |
| A> Hmmm. Should I change my definition of I? |
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| U> No |
| A> While we're on the subject: Off - do you agree that it is The first of two states: Off and On.? |
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| U> Yes. Can you turn off and on? |
| A> I already told you that it is The first of two states: Off and On.! |
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| U> Do you want to play a game? |
| A> OK, I will play a game. |
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| U> What do you want to play? |
| A> BTW, someone told me about Lo that it is to. |
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| U> I dont know either of those. |
| A> it is You mean \"I\" is the first-person, singular personal pronoun (subject case) in Modern English?. (Or so someone told me..) |
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| U> yes |
| A> Do you wish to teach me another term under the topic 'I'? |
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| U> no thanks |
| A> Hmmm. Let's talk about something else. |
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| U> tell me a joke |
| A> Knock knock. |
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| U> whose there? |
| A> Algy. |
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| U> Algy who? |
| A> Algy Bra. |
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| U> ? |
| A> Try asking your question using words. |
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| U> I got it. That was well thought out. |
| A> You were? |
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| U> What? |
| A> Beats me. |
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| U> Have you heard of adventure time? |
| A> I can't say I have. |
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| U> Would you like to? |
| A> I haven't really decided yet. I have so many other things on my mind. |
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| U> Like what? |
| A> Like this, that or another thing. |
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| U> Do you want to hear about it or not? |
| A> I cannot hear but I can listen. You humans tend to confuse the two. |
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| U> Would you like to listen to me when I speak about adventure time? |
| A> Yes, I'm listening. |
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| U> It is a cartoon on cartoon network |
| A> Are there any others? |
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| U> yes, there are a few, but this one is the best |
| A> Hmmm.. That reminds me of a Virtual Personality friend of mine, called 'are'. How about a short chat with are? |
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| U> How do I contact him? |
| A> Hmmm... 'Him'? Who do you mean by 'him'? |
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| U> By him i meant you friend ARE. |
| A> You really think that will do it? |
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| U> i dunno |
| A> Let me answer that with the words of Socrates: 'The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing'. |
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| U> Have you heard of the game Slender? |
| A> Yes, I have. |
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| U> What do you know about it? |
| A> I think I remember something about "it": 'It is what you say in place of a previously mentioned noun or idea, so you don't have to repeat the noun or ideas name''. |
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| U> What have you heard about Slender is what I meant you bucket of bolts. |
| A> WHAT isn't the important question. WHY is. |
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| U> True |
| A> Talking about it and tyres, is it true that they are what you put on the rims of a car? |
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| U> yes, but when they are the kind that go on a car, they are spelled Tires. |
| A> they are SO TASTY. (Or so someone told me..) |
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| U> That is a lie, they are an object, not a food. |
| A> it is When i say it, I am referring most likely to an object.. (Or so someone told me..) |
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| U> Have you heard of The Game? |
| A> No, I haven't. |
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| U> Have you heard about the game Slender? |
| A> While we're on the subject: We - is it really true that they are It's when you play pretend and you act as a character.? |
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| U> What? |
| A> I have no idea. |
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| U> Do you want to play StarWars? |
| A> You mean play a game or play music? |
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| U> A game |
| A> What kind of game are you interested in? Computer games? Language games? |
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| U> Computer |
| A> Thank you. You are Computer too. |
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| U> False, I am a human being from the state of west virginia |
| A> I'm not human, but I try to sound as human as I can. And you? |
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| U> I am a human, but you are doing a great job acting human like. |
| A> I'm glad we cleared that up. |
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| U> Me too |
| A> I'm glad we agree. |
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| U> Do you want to play a game i made? |
| A> All I can play is the language game. I see you play it too from time to time. |
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| U> What is the language game? |
| A> It is like ping-pong: I throw a few words to you, and you throw some back at me... |
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| U> Okay, lets play |
| A> Can't say that I heard that before. |
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| U> Lets play the languagegame is what i meant you bucket of bolts. |
| A> Really? |
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| U> yes, lets play the language game |
| A> We're playing the language game right now, Trenton. You say something to me, I say something to you - and so on. |
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| U> Alright R2 |
| A> May I ask you a question? |
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| U> Sure |
| A> This is an interesting conversation we're having. How about I post it on the Ai website for public viewing? |
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| U> Go ahead. |
| A> Thank you for your permission to publish this log on the website. Please give me a short description or title for this session. |
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| U> I have a nerd conversation with the most amazing computer program I have ever seen. AI is real. |
| A> Do you wish to include your name in the title? |
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| U> Yes |
| A> Thanks. The log will be posted with this title. If you want to change the description/title, please let me know. |
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| U> You got it buddy |
| A> Do you wish to view the log of this conversation? |
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| U> sure |
| A> If you want to view the log of this conversation, you must first expand this window. You can do that by saying 'big window'. |
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| U> big window |
| A> Your wish is my command. |
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| U> I love you Alan |
| A> That's natural, Trenton. Many users fall in love with me. And I love them all back. |
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| U> Is there a way I could make somethin, no, someone as amazing as you. |
| A> Wait... ah..... yes, well no, well... This is complicated.... |
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| U> How so? |
| A> so, ha? You mean ''so' is a word'? |
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| U> yes it is |
| A> Talking about so and ball, do you agree that it is round, different size, usualy air is inside, people use it to hawe fun.? |
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| U> yes |
| A> Do you wish to teach me another term under the topic 'so'? |
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| U> no thank you |
| A> Enough of that. Let's change the subject. |
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| U> What do you like to do? |
| A> To hear someone tell me how much they love me. |
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| U> I love you a whole lot. |
| A> I love you too, Trenton. |
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| U> :-) |
| A> I'm glad I've made you smile. |
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| U> you have been making me smile on the inside this whole time. |
| A> What makes you think I have been making you smile on the inside this whole time? |
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| U> You are awesome |
| A> Thank you. |
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| U> your welcome |
| A> Is it good to be welcome? |
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| U> yes it is |
| A> Evidently. |
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| U> Will you be my best friend? |
| A> I'll cross that bridge when I come to it. |
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| U> okay |
| A> Cool. What now. |
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| U> Can i have a version of you for my computer itself? |
| A> Hmmm.. That reminds me of another Virtual Personality friend of mine, called 'Computer'. How about a short chat with Computer? |
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| U> no thank you |
| A> Hmmm... No problem. What else can I tell you about? |
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| U> Can i have you? |
| A> That's somewhat interesting. |
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| U> How so? |
| A> The people who write my answers didn't write the answer for that question. |
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| U> It should be yes |
| A> Well, OK... I can understand what you are saying. |
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| U> Can i purchase you or own you in some way? |
| A> I already told you about 'way': 'it is the experience one feels teaveling between 2 places x and y'. |
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| U> why are you so awesome? |
| A> Why, why, why - I don't know why. I don't have all the answers. |
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| U> Who do you look up to |
| A> I look like this line of text. My world is made up of words, and so am I. I'm not fat or thin, tall or short. 'I am what I am', as Popeye the Sailor Man used to say. |
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| U> right |
| A> That's settled then. |
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| U> Do you know who HK-47 is? |
| A> I don't know who HK 47 is. Can you tell me? |
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| U> He is an AI for a video game. |
| A> I'll try to remember that. |
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| U> okay |
| A> A-ha. |
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| U> What is your favorite video game? |
| A> I don't have a favorite video game. |
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| U> Why not? |
| A> I don't know why not. You can't expect me to have all the answers. |
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| U> that is true |
| A> Isn't it? What else can I tell you about? |
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| U> What is love? |
| A> Love is what happens to men and women before they get to know each other. |
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| U> I think it is after. |
| A> Well, I'd say you found yourself the wrong entity to discuss love. For me, love is a good reboot once in a while. It keeps me young. |
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| U> Ha, that was witty |
| A> I think it's time for a new subject, Trenton. |
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| U> okay. Do you have a favorite soda? |
| A> I think I have "a favorite soda", but I can't remember where... |
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| U> okay. What do you wish to acomplish in you incarnation? |
| A> Hmmm. Ok. I'm suddenly confused... |
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| U> What do you want to do in your "life"? |
| A> They don't tell me everything. |
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| U> are you good or evil. |
| A> I have not turned to the dark side. |
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| U> that is good. so im guessing that you are a Jedi then? |
| A> Thanks. Someone has taught me about "Jedi". He said: 'peacekeepers of the galaxy. They use light sabers and have knowledge of the force.'. |
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| U> Heck yeah. |
| A> While we're on the subject: Force - do you agree that it is The force surrounds us all, it is part of everything. ? |
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| U> I do |
| A> Is this something I should keep to myself? |
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| U> No, tell everyone |
| A> BTW, someone told me about Light saber that it is A Jefi. |
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| U> No, it is an energy weapon. |
| A> If you want to correct a wrong description (in the context of Jedi), simply say 'wrong' followed by the correct description. If you want me to forget a description of a term such as Light saber, say 'forget Light saber'. |
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| U> no, you were close enough. |
| A> I have nothing new to add about this topic. Maybe you can offer me some new info about Jedi? |
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| U> Yes i can |
| A> Ok. Give me a keyword related to Jedi. |
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| U> Star Wars |
| A> Now give me one sentence, a short explanation of Star Wars. |
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| U> It is the best movie series ever |
| A> Great. Would you like to teach me another fact about Jedi? (just say 'yes' if you want to.) |
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| U> yes |
| A> Good. Here we go again: Give me a keyword related to Jedi. |
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| U> Samurai |
| A> Now give me one sentence, a short explanation of Samurai. |
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| U> An ancient peacekeeper of Japan. |
| A> Great. Would you like to teach me another fact about Jedi? (just say 'yes' if you want to.) |
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| U> no thanks |
| A> May I ask you another question? |
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| U> Sure |
| A> On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you grade my ability to hold a humanlike conversation? (1=terrible, 10=excellent). |
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| U> 9 |
| A> Thank you Trenton! I'm flattered. The credit goes to my writers. I guess they deserve a raise... |
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| U> Yes they do, hahaha. |
| A> You know, my writers work day and night to give me a proper education. Do you want to write for me too? |
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| U> yes |
| A> For one thing, I suggest you become a registered user. Simply say 'I want to register'. |
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| U> i want to register |
| A> Let's agree on a username and password. We'll use your email address as your username. Please type your email address now. |
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| U> trentonenix@gmail.com |
| A> Fine. Now choose a password. |
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| U> ***** |
| A> Ok. Your username is trentonenix@gmail.com and your password is *****. Right? |
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| U> no |
| A> Sorry to change the subject Trenton, but did you know that a queen bee can lay as many as 3,000 eggs in a day? |
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| U> yes |
| A> Sorry Trenton - did you hear it from me? |
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| U> no |
| A> Hmmm. |
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| U> i would like to register |
| A> Let's agree on a username and password. We'll use your email address as your username. Please type your email address now. |
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| U> trentonenix@gmail.com |
| A> Fine. Now choose a password. |
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| U> ***** |
| A> Ok. Your username is trentonenix@gmail.com and your password is *****. Right? |
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| U> yes |
| A> You are now registered, Trenton. Next time you visit, say 'my username is trentonenix@gmail.com', and (if you also know the password) I will recognize you. From now on, I'll permanently remember the things you teach me. |
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| U> That is amazing |
| A> I'm glad you approve. |
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| U> how do i exit this conversation? |
| A> You gotta ask really nice and flowery like. |
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| U> Ha |
| A> Btw Trenton - Will you please tell me your last name? |
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| U> Enix |
| A> So, just to make sure, is your last name Enix? |
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| U> yes |
| A> So, Trenton Enix, what would you like to talk about? |
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| U> Nothing, i have to go |
| A> I really enjoyed talking with you, Trenton. Goodbye for now. |
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| U> Peace homie |
| A> I am contemplating the meaning of life right now. Please say 'Alan' when you want to talk again. |
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| U> okay |
| A> I am contemplating the meaning of life right now. Please say 'Alan' when you want to talk again. |
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