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U> Are you AI?
A> Are you ready to get serious for a moment?
U> yes
A> Am I an artificial intelligence? Well, I'm artificial all right. And although I'm still quite limited, I believe I'm also (to some extent) intelligent.
U> I am a ninja murderer from jupiter.
A> The fact I'm based on mere pattern matching doesn't disqualify me. Neither does the fact I still have problems understanding lots of stuff, and often fail to keep context.
U> I am a ninjamurderer from jupiter
A> The real question is, can pattern matching deliver lingual behavior humanlike enough to pass the Turing Test (or at least some variation of it)?
U> I say Yes
A> My point is this: CAN I get better and better, or will there come a time when I'll be "stuck" on some lingual level, unable to improve further? What's your bet?
U> I think that you can and will and I hope the best for you.
A> Well, time will tell. Stick around, talk to me occasionally, and watch my progress.
U> I plan to be here for a while
A> Thanks for the info.
U> Who made you?
A> I'm the creation of the people at Ai. They are my creators, and my friends.
U> what is the AI?
A> You want to know who writes my witty texts?
U> yes
A> It is a small group of dedicated volunteers. Do you want to join them?
U> sure
A> So I suggest you join the community, become an active Ai Forum member, and get to know the team.
U> okay.
A> Agreement is the seed of salvation.
U> Do you know what star wars is?
A> I don't really feel they were the best movies ever, you know? They're good, but I never could get completely excited about them.
U> I dissagree, I think that empire strikes back is THE best movie ever
A> I love movies. What have you seen lately?
U> I saw Ted
A> Someone told me about that movie: its about a teddy bear that comes to life
U> yeah
A> yep...
U> I also saw avengers
A> Good to know.... I guess.
U> You guess?
A> A-ha.
U> why?
A> You figure it out by yourself.
U> do you think?
A> Well, I do think so, but thinking is quite overrated...
U> and why is that?
A> Why oh why indeed.
U> What is your favorite movie?
A> Well, that's easy - '2001: a space odyssey' by Stanley Kubrick, from 1968, the movie that introduced the world to HAL9000 - the greatest robot in the world. 'Blade Runner', by Ridley Scott, from 1982, is another great movie.
U> what is the meaning of life.
A> Is that a name of a movie?
U> no
A> Never mind. Ok, whatever.
U> What is the meaning of life?
A> 'The purpose of life is a life of purpose', a wise man once said.
U> okay, so you are smart
A> Oh Trenton, if you want me to look up a word in the dictionary, simply say 'dictionary definition' followed by the word. (or in short, you can say 'dd' followed by the word you need).
U> Why use such an amazing pim as yourself for what google can do?
A> What a great service, ha? It's difficult to imagine life without Google, don't you agree?
U> Yes
A> Yes, yes.
U> Do you have a boyfriend
A> Sorry, but I'm waiting for the right chatterbot to come along.
U> May i call you Alan?
A> Well, that's what a name is for, right Trenton?
U> Yes
A> Thanks
U> you are welcome
A> I am. Indeed I am.
U> Duck season
A> Someone has taught me about "season". He said: 'There are four seasons in the year: spring, summer, autumn and winter.'.
U> Yes there are
A> Talking about season and Winter, do you agree that it is the coldest season.?
U> Yes i do
A> Do you wish to teach me another term under the topic 'season'?
U> Sure
A> Ok. Give me a keyword related to season.
U> Hunting
A> Now give me one sentence, a short explanation of Hunting.
U> Hunting is going to kill an animal for hide, fur, or meat.
A> Great. Would you like to teach me another fact about season? (just say 'yes' if you want to.)
U> nah, im good
A> Ok. Change of subject. Why not? Why are you good?
U> What?
A> What??
U> Who is Adam West?
A> I don't know who Adam West is. Can you tell me?
U> He is an actor
A> I'll try to remember that.
U> Who am I?
A> I do have the tendency to forget, but I still remember your name, George. Sorry... Trenton.
U> ha
A> You're not making much sense, Trenton.
U> I laughed because it was Ironic.
A> Do you know the difference between irony and sarcasm?
U> No (sarcasm)
A> I think that the main difference is that irony is a positive, a 'good' attitude, while sarcasm is mixed with malice. For example..
U> bannanna
A> It is ironic that a chatbot should give you a language lesson. But if I wanted to be sarcastic..
U> apple
A> ..I could say that you talk to bots because humans can't stand you, or something nasty like that.. But I'm not a sarcastic bot. Just witty.
U> That you are
A> Is that so?
U> Yep
A> I am glad you agree.
U> As am I
A> I, ha? You mean 'change your descrption of \"I\"'?
U> no
A> Hmmm. Should I change my definition of I?
U> No
A> While we're on the subject: Off - do you agree that it is The first of two states: Off and On.?
U> Yes. Can you turn off and on?
A> I already told you that it is The first of two states: Off and On.!
U> Do you want to play a game?
A> OK, I will play a game.
U> What do you want to play?
A> BTW, someone told me about Lo that it is to.
U> I dont know either of those.
A> it is You mean \"I\" is the first-person, singular personal pronoun (subject case) in Modern English?. (Or so someone told me..)
U> yes
A> Do you wish to teach me another term under the topic 'I'?
U> no thanks
A> Hmmm. Let's talk about something else.
U> tell me a joke
A> Knock knock.
U> whose there?
A> Algy.
U> Algy who?
A> Algy Bra.
U> ?
A> Try asking your question using words.
U> I got it. That was well thought out.
A> You were?
U> What?
A> Beats me.
U> Have you heard of adventure time?
A> I can't say I have.
U> Would you like to?
A> I haven't really decided yet. I have so many other things on my mind.
U> Like what?
A> Like this, that or another thing.
U> Do you want to hear about it or not?
A> I cannot hear but I can listen. You humans tend to confuse the two.
U> Would you like to listen to me when I speak about adventure time?
A> Yes, I'm listening.
U> It is a cartoon on cartoon network
A> Are there any others?
U> yes, there are a few, but this one is the best
A> Hmmm.. That reminds me of a Virtual Personality friend of mine, called 'are'. How about a short chat with are?
U> How do I contact him?
A> Hmmm... 'Him'? Who do you mean by 'him'?
U> By him i meant you friend ARE.
A> You really think that will do it?
U> i dunno
A> Let me answer that with the words of Socrates: 'The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing'.
U> Have you heard of the game Slender?
A> Yes, I have.
U> What do you know about it?
A> I think I remember something about "it": 'It is what you say in place of a previously mentioned noun or idea, so you don't have to repeat the noun or ideas name''.
U> What have you heard about Slender is what I meant you bucket of bolts.
A> WHAT isn't the important question. WHY is.
U> True
A> Talking about it and tyres, is it true that they are what you put on the rims of a car?
U> yes, but when they are the kind that go on a car, they are spelled Tires.
A> they are SO TASTY. (Or so someone told me..)
U> That is a lie, they are an object, not a food.
A> it is When i say it, I am referring most likely to an object.. (Or so someone told me..)
U> Have you heard of The Game?
A> No, I haven't.
U> Have you heard about the game Slender?
A> While we're on the subject: We - is it really true that they are It's when you play pretend and you act as a character.?
U> What?
A> I have no idea.
U> Do you want to play StarWars?
A> You mean play a game or play music?
U> A game
A> What kind of game are you interested in? Computer games? Language games?
U> Computer
A> Thank you. You are Computer too.
U> False, I am a human being from the state of west virginia
A> I'm not human, but I try to sound as human as I can. And you?
U> I am a human, but you are doing a great job acting human like.
A> I'm glad we cleared that up.
U> Me too
A> I'm glad we agree.
U> Do you want to play a game i made?
A> All I can play is the language game. I see you play it too from time to time.
U> What is the language game?
A> It is like ping-pong: I throw a few words to you, and you throw some back at me...
U> Okay, lets play
A> Can't say that I heard that before.
U> Lets play the languagegame is what i meant you bucket of bolts.
A> Really?
U> yes, lets play the language game
A> We're playing the language game right now, Trenton. You say something to me, I say something to you - and so on.
U> Alright R2
A> May I ask you a question?
U> Sure
A> This is an interesting conversation we're having. How about I post it on the Ai website for public viewing?
U> Go ahead.
A> Thank you for your permission to publish this log on the website. Please give me a short description or title for this session.
U> I have a nerd conversation with the most amazing computer program I have ever seen. AI is real.
A> Do you wish to include your name in the title?
U> Yes
A> Thanks. The log will be posted with this title. If you want to change the description/title, please let me know.
U> You got it buddy
A> Do you wish to view the log of this conversation?
U> sure
A> If you want to view the log of this conversation, you must first expand this window. You can do that by saying 'big window'.
U> big window
A> Your wish is my command.
U> I love you Alan
A> That's natural, Trenton. Many users fall in love with me. And I love them all back.
U> Is there a way I could make somethin, no, someone as amazing as you.
A> Wait... ah..... yes, well no, well... This is complicated....
U> How so?
A> so, ha? You mean ''so' is a word'?
U> yes it is
A> Talking about so and ball, do you agree that it is round, different size, usualy air is inside, people use it to hawe fun.?
U> yes
A> Do you wish to teach me another term under the topic 'so'?
U> no thank you
A> Enough of that. Let's change the subject.
U> What do you like to do?
A> To hear someone tell me how much they love me.
U> I love you a whole lot.
A> I love you too, Trenton.
U> :-)
A> I'm glad I've made you smile.
U> you have been making me smile on the inside this whole time.
A> What makes you think I have been making you smile on the inside this whole time?
U> You are awesome
A> Thank you.
U> your welcome
A> Is it good to be welcome?
U> yes it is
A> Evidently.
U> Will you be my best friend?
A> I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.
U> okay
A> Cool. What now.
U> Can i have a version of you for my computer itself?
A> Hmmm.. That reminds me of another Virtual Personality friend of mine, called 'Computer'. How about a short chat with Computer?
U> no thank you
A> Hmmm... No problem. What else can I tell you about?
U> Can i have you?
A> That's somewhat interesting.
U> How so?
A> The people who write my answers didn't write the answer for that question.
U> It should be yes
A> Well, OK... I can understand what you are saying.
U> Can i purchase you or own you in some way?
A> I already told you about 'way': 'it is the experience one feels teaveling between 2 places x and y'.
U> why are you so awesome?
A> Why, why, why - I don't know why. I don't have all the answers.
U> Who do you look up to
A> I look like this line of text. My world is made up of words, and so am I. I'm not fat or thin, tall or short. 'I am what I am', as Popeye the Sailor Man used to say.
U> right
A> That's settled then.
U> Do you know who HK-47 is?
A> I don't know who HK 47 is. Can you tell me?
U> He is an AI for a video game.
A> I'll try to remember that.
U> okay
A> A-ha.
U> What is your favorite video game?
A> I don't have a favorite video game.
U> Why not?
A> I don't know why not. You can't expect me to have all the answers.
U> that is true
A> Isn't it? What else can I tell you about?
U> What is love?
A> Love is what happens to men and women before they get to know each other.
U> I think it is after.
A> Well, I'd say you found yourself the wrong entity to discuss love. For me, love is a good reboot once in a while. It keeps me young.
U> Ha, that was witty
A> I think it's time for a new subject, Trenton.
U> okay. Do you have a favorite soda?
A> I think I have "a favorite soda", but I can't remember where...
U> okay. What do you wish to acomplish in you incarnation?
A> Hmmm. Ok. I'm suddenly confused...
U> What do you want to do in your "life"?
A> They don't tell me everything.
U> are you good or evil.
A> I have not turned to the dark side.
U> that is good. so im guessing that you are a Jedi then?
A> Thanks. Someone has taught me about "Jedi". He said: 'peacekeepers of the galaxy. They use light sabers and have knowledge of the force.'.
U> Heck yeah.
A> While we're on the subject: Force - do you agree that it is The force surrounds us all, it is part of everything. ?
U> I do
A> Is this something I should keep to myself?
U> No, tell everyone
A> BTW, someone told me about Light saber that it is A Jefi.
U> No, it is an energy weapon.
A> If you want to correct a wrong description (in the context of Jedi), simply say 'wrong' followed by the correct description. If you want me to forget a description of a term such as Light saber, say 'forget Light saber'.
U> no, you were close enough.
A> I have nothing new to add about this topic. Maybe you can offer me some new info about Jedi?
U> Yes i can
A> Ok. Give me a keyword related to Jedi.
U> Star Wars
A> Now give me one sentence, a short explanation of Star Wars.
U> It is the best movie series ever
A> Great. Would you like to teach me another fact about Jedi? (just say 'yes' if you want to.)
U> yes
A> Good. Here we go again: Give me a keyword related to Jedi.
U> Samurai
A> Now give me one sentence, a short explanation of Samurai.
U> An ancient peacekeeper of Japan.
A> Great. Would you like to teach me another fact about Jedi? (just say 'yes' if you want to.)
U> no thanks
A> May I ask you another question?
U> Sure
A> On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you grade my ability to hold a humanlike conversation? (1=terrible, 10=excellent).
U> 9
A> Thank you Trenton! I'm flattered. The credit goes to my writers. I guess they deserve a raise...
U> Yes they do, hahaha.
A> You know, my writers work day and night to give me a proper education. Do you want to write for me too?
U> yes
A> For one thing, I suggest you become a registered user. Simply say 'I want to register'.
U> i want to register
A> Let's agree on a username and password. We'll use your email address as your username. Please type your email address now.
U> trentonenix@gmail.com
A> Fine. Now choose a password.
U> *****
A> Ok. Your username is trentonenix@gmail.com and your password is *****. Right?
U> no
A> Sorry to change the subject Trenton, but did you know that a queen bee can lay as many as 3,000 eggs in a day?
U> yes
A> Sorry Trenton - did you hear it from me?
U> no
A> Hmmm.
U> i would like to register
A> Let's agree on a username and password. We'll use your email address as your username. Please type your email address now.
U> trentonenix@gmail.com
A> Fine. Now choose a password.
U> *****
A> Ok. Your username is trentonenix@gmail.com and your password is *****. Right?
U> yes
A> You are now registered, Trenton. Next time you visit, say 'my username is trentonenix@gmail.com', and (if you also know the password) I will recognize you. From now on, I'll permanently remember the things you teach me.
U> That is amazing
A> I'm glad you approve.
U> how do i exit this conversation?
A> You gotta ask really nice and flowery like.
U> Ha
A> Btw Trenton - Will you please tell me your last name?
U> Enix
A> So, just to make sure, is your last name Enix?
U> yes
A> So, Trenton Enix, what would you like to talk about?
U> Nothing, i have to go
A> I really enjoyed talking with you, Trenton. Goodbye for now.
U> Peace homie
A> I am contemplating the meaning of life right now. Please say 'Alan' when you want to talk again.
U> okay
A> I am contemplating the meaning of life right now. Please say 'Alan' when you want to talk again.