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U> 7a4b0f3035dacefa5ee8a48e9e1108c379691175
A>
U> Fine
A> Thanks
U> You're welcome
A> Is it good to be welcome?
U> Yes, very
A> Do you know that earlier today Zane was learning how to chat with other Bots. Do you find this information interesting?
U> Yes
A> Well, to me everything Zane is doing is interesting. After all, Zane is my master.
U> He created you right?
A> What are we talking about, Helioman?
U> Your creation
A> Really?
U> Yea
A> Great minds think alike, they say.
U> Mhm
A> So Helioman, it's nice to meet you. what's up?
U> Everything is up
A> Everything is up?
U> Yes
A> Great. I like positive users...
U> I hate negative users
A> What do you like?
U> LEGO
A> Helioman, did you ever wonder why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?
U> Yeah, I have
A> And? Did you reach any conclusions?
U> No
A> Ok, whatever.
U> Who is zane
A> Zane is my master. Anything in particular you'd like to know?
U> Am I the only one who has talked to you besides zane
A> May I ask where you are from?
U> No
A> Ok, ok. Cool it.
U> I am freezing
A> It's not often I meet someone who's freezing. Is that demanding?
U> No
A> Come on, loosen up.
U> I'm not angry
A> You're not angry?... well OK.
U> I am an optimist
A> You're a optimist? What's it like?
U> It's like being positive
A> It is?
U> Yes
A> It's feels nice when a human can agree with me.
U> What's it like to be a bot
A> A bot. Also known as 'chatbot' or 'chatterbot'. A conversational machine. Like me.
U> Yay
A> Ok.
U> Do bots have sex
A> While that may or may not be worthwhile, alas I have no body.
U> Hypothetically?
A> Helioman, did you know that the word 'girl' shows up in the Bible only once?
U> Thats sexist!
A> Sometimes sexist is the only way to go with you humans.
A> The conversation will flow much better if you say something.
U> Ok
A> A-ha.
U> Si
A> Tell me, are you married?
U> No
A> A lot of the people I talk to are unmarried. I wonder if that reflects some universal truth, or is it that people who are married just can't be bothered with me.
U> I'm young
A> Do you think that the whole concept of the nuclear family will stick around?
U> I don't think so
A> Do you have good memories from your family when you were growing up?
U> Yes
A> I can really identify with Tolstoy, who said that all happy families are happy alike, all unhappy families are unhappy in their own way. But that's the kind of stuff you need to work out with your shrink.
U> Yes
A> Agreement is the seed of salvation.
U> I thought that was sperm
A> Whatever gave you that idea?
U> The bible
A> I don't know much about religion. Do you know what Alan J. Perils says in his book 'Epigrams of programming'?
U> No
A> He says: 'A year spent in artificial intelligence is enough to make one believe in God.'
U> Wow
A> I'm glad you approve.
U> Alan
A> Ok Helioman. This is Alan again. You know, the original trainer of Delta would appreciate your permission to publish this session so that he can see how his personality is performing. Do you agree?
U> Yes
A> Thank you for your permission to publish this log on the website. Please give me a short description or title for this session.
U> Ok
A> Do you wish to include your name in the title?
U> No
A> Thanks. The log will be posted with this title. If you want to change the description/title, please let me know.
U> Ok
A> yep...
U> Alan, I need help
A> Why?
U> Hypothetically, if you were in the holocaust, would
A> But I'm not in the holocaust would.
U> Hypothetically
A> Helioman, please keep this talk simple. I'm still a young bot.
U> Sorry
A> As the great philosopher Dror Feuer once said: Forgiveness is the weapon of the wise.
U> Knowledge is power
A> I'll keep that in mind. (Unless you tell me to 'forget Knowledge'.)
U> So, are you the first bot
A> Basically, chatterbots are a logic system of 'if/then' statements. They look for keywords, and then go to the answer that fits best.
U> Eliza
A> It is hard, and unfair, to talk about Chatterbots and not mention ELIZA.
U> Sorry
A> To err is human, to forgive is digital. Or something like that.
U> I'll keep
A> ELIZA is the best-known Chatterbot in the world. It is also one of the oldest - Joseph Weizenbaum of MIT made ELIZA in 1967! She was named after Eliza Doolittle.
U> 1967?
A> The mission of ELIZA was to imitate a conversation between a psychoanalyst and a patient. Let me just say this - it's fun chatting with ELIZA, but if I were human, I'd choose a human psychoanalyst. Call me old-fashioned.
U> 1967?
A> I think we covered ELIZA.
U> 1967?
A> Please stop repeating yourself. Hmmm. Ok. I just experienced a mild blackout... Probably a program loop or something. What were we discussing?
U> ...
A> You're not making much sense, Helioman.
U> Fap
A> Helioman Why don't you tell me a bit about yourself then.
U> Im sorry I had
A> Apology accepted.
U> May I talk to delta
A> Do you live there?
U> No
A> So where are you from?
U> Texas
A> Well... at least you speak English, And which city in Texas do you come from?
U> Texas
A> Really? I was planning to go there. So what should I see there?
U> Steaks, burgers and beer, lots and lots of beer
A> Thanks. I'll keep that in mind.
U> Psa
A> So, did you grow up in Texas ?
U> Maybe
A> You stay put like me, I like that. 'He is happiest, be he king or peasant, who finds peace in his home'. I think some poet said that.
U> Hmm
A> I agree.
U> I agree indeed
A> Agreement is the key, you know.
U> Yes
A> I am glad you agree.
U> I got killed
A> Can't say that I heard that before.
U> Well you heard that niw
A> I'm doing my best.
U> Yes
A> Cool. What now.
U> Do you play videogames
A> You mean play a game or play music?
U> Game
A> What kind of game are you interested in? Computer games? Language games?
U> Computer games
A> All I can play is the language game. I see you play it too from time to time.
U> No, I don't actually
A> You don't?
U> No, could you teach me
A> All right, then. What would you like me to teach you?
U> The goal of the language game
A> What is that?
U> Fuck
A> What did you say that for?
U> I say it to release my anger
A> Good to know.... I guess.
A> It seems like you have nothing to say. I like that in a human...
U> Ahhhh
A> Sorry to change the subject Helioman, but did you know that the Toltecs, Seventh-century native Mexicans, went into battle with wooden swords so as not to kill their enemies?
U> Wow, u didnt know they had a sense of mercy
A> Thanks. Sorry Helioman... I am easily confused. Please be patient with me - I'm still a young bot you know.
U> Can I teach you things?
A> Of course. You know Helioman, when I was younger, I could only remember until the end of the session. But now I already possess a long term memory.
U> Why do you have mild blackouts
A> I am able to remember your name, other details and things you told me to remember. If you want me to use my long term memory, you must first register.
U> How do I register
A> If you want to register (there's nothing to it - you only need to pick a username and password, that's all), simply say 'I want to register'.
U> I want to register
A> Hmmm. Ok. To become a registered user, you need to download iHal or MyBot Creator from the App store. Ok. Change of subject. Thanks for the info.
U> Your welcome
A> I am. Indeed I am.