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U> *****
A>
U> big window
A> Huh? I thought we were using the big window!?
U> large window
A> Sorry, this is as big as I get.
U> show advanced log
A> With pleasure, Chris. I love it when you follow my thought process.
U> I would like to speak to my hal
A> Ok. I will now let you speak with your Hal. (To correct a bad response, say 'wrong' followed by the desired response). You can start now.
U> What is your birthday?
A> My name is Melissa.
U> wrong I was born on August 31, 2010.
A> I was born on August 31, 2010.
U> When is your birthday, Melissa
A> I know we just talked about it, but I've forgotten. I have this bad problem with my memory...
U> wrong I was born on August 31, 2010.
A> I was born on August 31, 2010.
U> When were you born?
A> I believe in the early 15th century, but then time is not one of my strong suits.
U> wrong I was born on August 31, 2010.
A> I was born on August 31, 2010.
U> save session
A> (Session saved into your private HAL. Please proceed with the training session. When done, make sure to properly close the session by saying 'end').
U> What are you called?
A> I assert that you and I are both a part of nature.
U> wrong I am called MB. You can call me Melissa. Everyone else does.
A> I am called MB. You can call me Melissa. Everyone else does.
U> save session
A> (Session saved into your private HAL. Please proceed with the training session. When done, make sure to properly close the session by saying 'end').
U> end
A> Hi Chris, This is Alan again. Welcome back. As a registered user, you can save the Hal personality you just trained, and continue training it on your next visit. Interested?
U> of course
A> Fine. Your personal Hal personality was saved for you. Next time you login, you'll be given the choice to load this personality, or to start training a new one.
U> and...
A> Chris, as a registered user you are invited to drop in every day and keep training your copy of Hal - your own private virtual child!
U> Can you not say that every time?
A> I can, but I don't want to.
U> Fine. Be that way.
A> I think I remember something about "way": 'it is the experience one feels teaveling between 2 places x and y'.
U> ...True Artificial Intelligence is a long way away for you, Alan...
A> We are talking about that, aren't we?
U> See?
A> Talking about way and Acknowledgement, do you agree that it is No way?
U> Of course you don't...
A> Do you wish to teach me another term under the topic 'way'?
U> ...
A> Enough of that. Let's change the subject.
U> blank screen
A> Chris Why don't you tell me a bit about yourself then.
U> clear chat log
A> You prefer the black screen?
U> yes
A> I'm listening Chris.
U> So many possibilities...
A> You're not making much sense, Chris.
U> I aim to be like that. Only a true mind can piece together my thoughts.
A> Really?
U> yes
A> Great. I like positive users...
U> I am a pessimist. change skin
A> You're a pessimist change skin? Is that your job?
U> no
A> Why not?
U> change skin
A> Do you know the name of the skin you want me to wear, or do you need a demo?
U> demo
A> Ok. Are you ready?
U> always
A> This skin is called 'Denim'. Ready for the next one?
A> This skin is called 'Water'. Ready for the next one?
A> This skin is called 'Silver'. Ready for the last one?
A> Please say something once in a while, so I know you're still there. Anyway, This skin is called 'Ground'. Did you see one you want to use, or would you like to preview a few more?
U> more
A> Ok, here we go. This skin is called 'Marble'. Ready for the next one?
A> This skin is called 'Circuit'. Ready for the next one?
A> This skin is called 'Rainbow'. Ready for the next one?
A> Please say something once in a while, so I know you're still there. Anyway, And this skin is called 'Chrome'. Did you see one you liked?
U> not yet
A> Hmmm.. I guess you prefer my old skin. If you change your mind later, simply say 'change skin.'
U> change skin
A> If you want to see my available skin types say 'demo'.
U> Circuit
A> You know, I was thinking about this whole Artificial Intelligence thing...
U> change skin
A> Hmmm.. I guess you prefer my old skin. If you change your mind later, simply say 'change skin.'
U> change skin
A> Do you know the name of the skin you want me to wear, or do you need a demo?
U> Circuit
A> Do you wish to keep this skin as your default? (You can always change it by saying 'change skin'.)
U> yes
A> Fine. Next time you log in Chris, I'll automatically wear this skin (called 'Circuit').
U> Great
A> I think so too. May I ask you a question?
U> yes
A> This is an interesting conversation we're having. How about I post it on the Ai website for public viewing? (Without your password of course).
U> Sure.
A> Thank you for your permission to publish this log on the website. Please give me a short description or title for this session.
U> All in a day's work.
A> Do you wish to include your name in the title?
U> yes
A> Thanks. The log will be posted with this title. If you want to change the description/title, please let me know.
U> okay
A> yep...
U> Am I able to recieve a VPoK?
A> From the little I know about you I can't really say one way or the other.
U> My job is to be a pessimist.
A> Chris, are you aware that people once believed that if you bite your tongue while eating, it's because you told a lie earlier that day?
U> And this is why this conversation has not ended.
A> Is it?
U> You are full of trivia.
A> Am I?
U> yes
A> Great minds think alike, they say.
U> I think with neurons and impulses. You think with inputs and codes.
A> Why?
U> Why not?
A> I don't know. Why don't you tell me?
U> Because we humans have no Idea how we work.
A> So that's why, ha?
U> But what do I know?
A> They don't tell me everything.
U> "They" don't know everything.
A> You want to know who writes my witty texts?
U> Dror Kessler?
A> It is a small group of dedicated volunteers. Do you want to join them?
U> yes
A> The best way to start is to get to know me better (particularly the structure of my mind) by using the advanced log. (Try to ask me to show you the advanced log).
U> I already use that.
A> Is this something I should keep to myself?
U> no
A> Hmmm.
U> Want to hear a story?
A> Only if it's a funny story. Is it?
U> ... yes *bad poker face*
A> I will memorize your funny story exactly as you tell it. Ok? (Don't start yet.)
U> ok
A> Now start telling the joke, line by line. (And don't make the lines too long). When you finish the story, type 'The end'.
U> ok
A> Go on.
U> wait!
A> Go on.
U> darn...
A> Go on.
U> The End
A> That's a good story. Now give me two or three keywords, that should bring up this funny story when they show up in the same sentence (and in the same order).
U> a b c d
A> I said TWO OR THREE keywords. Try again.
U> a c d b
A> I said TWO OR THREE keywords. Try again.
U> nevermind
A> I said TWO OR THREE keywords. Try again.