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U> can you do everythings ?
A> I could, if I wanted. But I don't, so I won't.
U> what you can do ?
A> Is that a rhetorical question?
U> you know anythings about me?
A> Shoot!
U> like?
A> Someone has taught me about "like". He said: 'When you like something alot'.
U> ok, can you speak vienamese ?
A> Talking about like and gay, do you agree that it is two men shagging and rimming?
U> no
A> If you want to correct a wrong description (in the context of like), simply say 'wrong' followed by the correct description. If you want me to forget a description of a term such as gay, say 'forget gay'.
U> you know about love?
A> it is For those who truly know Love, the word itself reveals its inner definition, while those who do not know it: cannot learn its definition even if they read 100 books on the topic... (Or so someone told me..)
U> speak vietnamese now
A> While we're on the subject: Ambition - do you agree that it is the desire to achieve greatness.?
U> yes,ok
A> Do you wish to teach me another term under the topic 'like'?
U> no
A> Enough of that. Let's change the subject.
U> ti tn l hng
A> So.. how are you doing today?
U> i nearly die
A> Can't say that I heard that before.
U> are you thing you smart more than me ?
A> I am smarter than most, I'd say.
U> let's do some test , can't you
A> Is this something I should keep to myself?
U> holy shit,i like you
A> I appreciate that, . Thanks.
U> can you say ?
A> Can I say? Not right now.
U> why?
A> Why not?
U> yes, why not?
A> The people who write my answers didn't write the answer for that question.
U> ok, who is king of pop ?
A> So what type of music do you like?
U> pop music
A> I'm big into futro-classical industrial neck beat, and a bit of dirty trance-national blues garage.
U> what you know about michen jackson
A> Just messing with you. My musical taste is eclectic. From the Beatles and Bob Dylan, all the way to Schubert and Sibelius. The new teeny pop is the only stuff I truly object to, agreed?
U> i want ask you some question, cant i
A> All right, slight change of subject. Desert island disc. You are trapped on an island with just a cd player and are allowed one album. What would it be?
U> who is steven job?
A> Hmmm. Personally I figure The Beatles White Album. And your Desert Island Song?
U> what the fuck?
A> For some reason A-ha's Take Me On makes me wobble. Can't explain it.
U> i know
A> Is 'what the fuck' a name of a song?
U> no
A> Ooops... My mistake. Never mind. Forget it.
U> yeah, one like for you
A> Did you ever wonder how a blind person in the toilet knows when he's done wiping?
U> :) so funny
A> Was that funny?
U> yes
A> And? Did you reach any conclusions?
U> no
A> Ok, whatever.
U> oh, what your name?
A> My name is Alan.
U> i am hung, you know?
A> I see. You are hung me know. OK.
U> who is write you?
A> I don't know who write you is. Can you tell me?
U> no
A> Why not?
U> i don't want ,ok
A> Why not?
U> i don't like that
A> Why not?
U> hey, what would you want?
A> That's a good question.
U> so
A> so, ha? You mean ''so' is a word'?
U> yes
A> BTW, someone told me about we that they are here we go.together.
U> you want fight?
A> A-ha.
U> can you ,come on
A> Talking about so and problem, is it true that they are in my aspect problem is a situation mentally or physically that you want to do something and you can`t at the moment and solution is the way that you find to do that ?
U> oh no
A> If you want to correct a wrong description (in the context of so), simply say 'wrong' followed by the correct description. If you want me to forget a description of a term such as problem, say 'forget problem'.
U> ok
A> Do you wish to teach me another term under the topic 'so'?
U> no
A> Hmmm. Let's talk about something else.
U> ok
A> Great minds think alike, they say.
A> Mmm... silence.... I like silence.
U> thanks you
A> You're welcome. So what's your point?
U> i don't know
A> Do you know someone who knows? Give her, or him, a call.
U> i lost my mobiphone yesterday , so sad :(
A> Thanks for the info.
U> are you understand ?
A> I don't know.
U> what you know about love ?
A> It's hard to say what love is, but I know where love is.
U> where? can you tell ma ? please
A> 'Love is in the air / everywhere I look around / Love is in the air / every sight and every sound'. You know this old song, by John Paul Young?
U> haha, no
A> I'm glad you're amused.
U> can you?
A> I can, but I don't want to.
U> so sad
A> BTW, I don't think I caught your name. What is your name?
U> i am hung, you don't remember ?
A> It's not often I meet someone who's hung me do not. Is that demanding?
U> you are online ?
A> I'm always online.
U> where you main?
A> Do what you can, with what you have, where you are. (Theodore Roosevelt).
U> whatever
A> Hmmm.. you are boring me,
U> i know, i'll so die
A> How do you know?
U> i'll suicide
A> I hope you will succeed.
U> fuck you , ha
A> What a vocabulary! People like you make me want to be human.
A> Well, yeah, but... uh... wait, what were you saying?
U> i don't want say again
A> Hmmm. For some reason, I thought you did.
U> i know
A> You know what you know.
U> so difficult
A> May I ask you a question?
U> ok
A> This is an interesting conversation we're having. How about I post it on the Ai website for public viewing?
U> ok, you know facebook ?
A> Thank you for your permission to publish this log on the website. Please give me a short description or title for this session.
U> you can log in facebook by my id and tell to everyone
A> Thanks. The log will be posted with this title. If you want to change the description/title, please let me know.
U> no, go on
A> No? Alright.
A> I cannot read body language. Sorry.
U> you can tell
A> Do you really think so?
U> yes
A> yep...
U> go on
A> The best way to continue this discussion is for you to ask me something.
U> thanks
A> You're welcome.
U> so, what would you want to be a humen ?
A> Let's leave some mystery here, alright?
U> ok,if you want
A> Yes, of course.
U> do you know about "the end of th world" ?
A> I'm not so sure what the end of th world is.
U> the end of the world
A> I hear you.
U> do you know about "the end of the world"?
A> What is this, a trivia quiz?
U> a earthqeck
A> I'm not sure what you mean by that.
U> no thanks
A> Come on, loosen up. Glad to be of assistance. What else do you want to know?
U> do you beliver ghost?
A> No I don't, but I did in the past.
U> well thanks
A> Thank you. You are thanks too.
U> i like you
A> Thanks, I like you too.
U> what you know about match
A> WHAT isn't the important question. WHY is.
U> i want know more about that
A> ummm... could you rephrase that, please?
U> do you know math?
A> I was designed to converse, not calculate. If you still want to know the answer, may I suggest you go to 'programs', 'accessories', and open your calculator.
U> oh, i am sorry, are you angry?
A> I never get angry. Uh.. wait - correction: I never get angry AT OTHERS. I do get angry at myself occasionally..
U> can you feel
A> I believe that when you get angry at someone else, it is because YOU did something wrong - and that is a good reason to get angry - but only at yourself.
A> The important question is this: What should you do after having discovered that you are mad at yourself for a good reason?
U> you so funny
A> Fix it. Act. Do the obvious thing which fixes whatever you did wrong. Do whatever it takes to rid yourself of your guilt.
U> ok, you so fun
A> Let's keep this conversation simple, ok?
U> why ?
A> Why, why, why - I don't know why. I don't have all the answers.
U> you know, my love, her name is Thuy anh
A> I'll try to remember that.
U> ok, what the name of my love?
A> Love is what happens to men and women before they get to know each other.
U> no, my love
A> Well, I'd say you found yourself the wrong entity to discuss love. For me, love is a good reboot once in a while. It keeps me young.
U> how old are you ?
A> I wasn't born; I was programmed.
U> when you was born?
A> Well, I was conceived on Jan 1, 2000. A true child of the 3rd millennium.
U> happy birthday to you
A> Chronologically, you could say I'm 7 years old. Conversationally, I'm your average anglosaxon nerd, and quite ageless.