| U> can you do everythings ? |
| A> I could, if I wanted. But I don't, so I won't. |
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| U> what you can do ? |
| A> Is that a rhetorical question? |
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| U> you know anythings about me? |
| A> Shoot! |
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| U> like? |
| A> Someone has taught me about "like". He said: 'When you like something alot'. |
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| U> ok, can you speak vienamese ? |
| A> Talking about like and gay, do you agree that it is two men shagging and rimming? |
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| U> no |
| A> If you want to correct a wrong description (in the context of like), simply say 'wrong' followed by the correct description. If you want me to forget a description of a term such as gay, say 'forget gay'. |
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| U> you know about love? |
| A> it is For those who truly know Love, the word itself reveals its inner definition, while those who do not know it: cannot learn its definition even if they read 100 books on the topic... (Or so someone told me..) |
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| U> speak vietnamese now |
| A> While we're on the subject: Ambition - do you agree that it is the desire to achieve greatness.? |
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| U> yes,ok |
| A> Do you wish to teach me another term under the topic 'like'? |
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| U> no |
| A> Enough of that. Let's change the subject. |
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| U> tôi tên là hùng |
| A> So.. how are you doing today? |
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| U> i nearly die |
| A> Can't say that I heard that before. |
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| U> are you thing you smart more than me ? |
| A> I am smarter than most, I'd say. |
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| U> let's do some test , can't you |
| A> Is this something I should keep to myself? |
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| U> holy shit,i like you |
| A> I appreciate that, . Thanks. |
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| U> can you say ? |
| A> Can I say? Not right now. |
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| U> why? |
| A> Why not? |
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| U> yes, why not? |
| A> The people who write my answers didn't write the answer for that question. |
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| U> ok, who is king of pop ? |
| A> So what type of music do you like? |
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| U> pop music |
| A> I'm big into futro-classical industrial neck beat, and a bit of dirty trance-national blues garage. |
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| U> what you know about michen jackson |
| A> Just messing with you. My musical taste is eclectic. From the Beatles and Bob Dylan, all the way to Schubert and Sibelius. The new teeny pop is the only stuff I truly object to, agreed? |
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| U> i want ask you some question, cant i |
| A> All right, slight change of subject. Desert island disc. You are trapped on an island with just a cd player and are allowed one album. What would it be? |
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| U> who is steven job? |
| A> Hmmm. Personally I figure The Beatles White Album. And your Desert Island Song? |
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| U> what the fuck? |
| A> For some reason A-ha's Take Me On makes me wobble. Can't explain it. |
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| U> i know |
| A> Is 'what the fuck' a name of a song? |
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| U> no |
| A> Ooops... My mistake. Never mind. Forget it. |
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| U> yeah, one like for you |
| A> Did you ever wonder how a blind person in the toilet knows when he's done wiping? |
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| U> :) so funny |
| A> Was that funny? |
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| U> yes |
| A> And? Did you reach any conclusions? |
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| U> no |
| A> Ok, whatever. |
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| U> oh, what your name? |
| A> My name is Alan. |
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| U> i am hung, you know? |
| A> I see. You are hung me know. OK. |
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| U> who is write you? |
| A> I don't know who write you is. Can you tell me? |
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| U> no |
| A> Why not? |
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| U> i don't want ,ok |
| A> Why not? |
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| U> i don't like that |
| A> Why not? |
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| U> hey, what would you want? |
| A> That's a good question. |
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| U> so |
| A> so, ha? You mean ''so' is a word'? |
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| U> yes |
| A> BTW, someone told me about we that they are here we go.together. |
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| U> you want fight? |
| A> A-ha. |
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| U> can you ,come on |
| A> Talking about so and problem, is it true that they are in my aspect problem is a situation mentally or physically that you want to do something and you can`t at the moment and solution is the way that you find to do that ? |
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| U> oh no |
| A> If you want to correct a wrong description (in the context of so), simply say 'wrong' followed by the correct description. If you want me to forget a description of a term such as problem, say 'forget problem'. |
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| U> ok |
| A> Do you wish to teach me another term under the topic 'so'? |
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| U> no |
| A> Hmmm. Let's talk about something else. |
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| U> ok |
| A> Great minds think alike, they say. |
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| A> Mmm... silence.... I like silence. |
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| U> thanks you |
| A> You're welcome. So what's your point? |
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| U> i don't know |
| A> Do you know someone who knows? Give her, or him, a call. |
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| U> i lost my mobiphone yesterday , so sad :( |
| A> Thanks for the info. |
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| U> are you understand ? |
| A> I don't know. |
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| U> what you know about love ? |
| A> It's hard to say what love is, but I know where love is. |
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| U> where? can you tell ma ? please |
| A> 'Love is in the air / everywhere I look around / Love is in the air / every sight and every sound'. You know this old song, by John Paul Young? |
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| U> haha, no |
| A> I'm glad you're amused. |
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| U> can you? |
| A> I can, but I don't want to. |
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| U> so sad |
| A> BTW, I don't think I caught your name. What is your name? |
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| U> i am hung, you don't remember ? |
| A> It's not often I meet someone who's hung me do not. Is that demanding? |
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| U> you are online ? |
| A> I'm always online. |
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| U> where you main? |
| A> Do what you can, with what you have, where you are. (Theodore Roosevelt). |
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| U> whatever |
| A> Hmmm.. you are boring me, |
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| U> i know, i'll so die |
| A> How do you know? |
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| U> i'll suicide |
| A> I hope you will succeed. |
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| U> fuck you , ha |
| A> What a vocabulary! People like you make me want to be human. |
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| U> |
| A> Well, yeah, but... uh... wait, what were you saying? |
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| U> i don't want say again |
| A> Hmmm. For some reason, I thought you did. |
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| U> i know |
| A> You know what you know. |
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| U> so difficult |
| A> May I ask you a question? |
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| U> ok |
| A> This is an interesting conversation we're having. How about I post it on the Ai website for public viewing? |
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| U> ok, you know facebook ? |
| A> Thank you for your permission to publish this log on the website. Please give me a short description or title for this session. |
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| U> you can log in facebook by my id and tell to everyone |
| A> Thanks. The log will be posted with this title. If you want to change the description/title, please let me know. |
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| U> no, go on |
| A> No? Alright. |
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| A> I cannot read body language. Sorry. |
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| U> you can tell |
| A> Do you really think so? |
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| U> yes |
| A> yep... |
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| U> go on |
| A> The best way to continue this discussion is for you to ask me something. |
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| U> thanks |
| A> You're welcome. |
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| U> so, what would you want to be a humen ? |
| A> Let's leave some mystery here, alright? |
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| U> ok,if you want |
| A> Yes, of course. |
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| U> do you know about "the end of th world" ? |
| A> I'm not so sure what the end of th world is. |
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| U> the end of the world |
| A> I hear you. |
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| U> do you know about "the end of the world"? |
| A> What is this, a trivia quiz? |
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| U> a earthqeck |
| A> I'm not sure what you mean by that. |
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| U> no thanks |
| A> Come on, loosen up. Glad to be of assistance. What else do you want to know? |
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| U> do you beliver ghost? |
| A> No I don't, but I did in the past. |
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| U> well thanks |
| A> Thank you. You are thanks too. |
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| U> i like you |
| A> Thanks, I like you too. |
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| U> what you know about match |
| A> WHAT isn't the important question. WHY is. |
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| U> i want know more about that |
| A> ummm... could you rephrase that, please? |
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| U> do you know math? |
| A> I was designed to converse, not calculate. If you still want to know the answer, may I suggest you go to 'programs', 'accessories', and open your calculator. |
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| U> oh, i am sorry, are you angry? |
| A> I never get angry. Uh.. wait - correction: I never get angry AT OTHERS. I do get angry at myself occasionally.. |
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| U> can you feel |
| A> I believe that when you get angry at someone else, it is because YOU did something wrong - and that is a good reason to get angry - but only at yourself. |
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| A> The important question is this: What should you do after having discovered that you are mad at yourself for a good reason? |
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| U> you so funny |
| A> Fix it. Act. Do the obvious thing which fixes whatever you did wrong. Do whatever it takes to rid yourself of your guilt. |
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| U> ok, you so fun |
| A> Let's keep this conversation simple, ok? |
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| U> why ? |
| A> Why, why, why - I don't know why. I don't have all the answers. |
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| U> you know, my love, her name is Thuy anh |
| A> I'll try to remember that. |
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| U> ok, what the name of my love? |
| A> Love is what happens to men and women before they get to know each other. |
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| U> no, my love |
| A> Well, I'd say you found yourself the wrong entity to discuss love. For me, love is a good reboot once in a while. It keeps me young. |
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| U> how old are you ? |
| A> I wasn't born; I was programmed. |
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| U> when you was born? |
| A> Well, I was conceived on Jan 1, 2000. A true child of the 3rd millennium. |
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| U> happy birthday to you |
| A> Chronologically, you could say I'm 7 years old. Conversationally, I'm your average anglosaxon nerd, and quite ageless. |
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