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Session #3854924: because i'm funny and .

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U> well have you forgotten me?
A> What is your username?
U> eshraq
A> And what is your password?
U> hal444
A> Hmmm.. There must be some mistake. I do not recall username 'eshraq' with password 'hal444'. Sorry. (If you want to register a new username, say 'I want to register').
U> i want to register
A> Let's agree on a username and password. We'll use your email address as your username. Please type your email address now.
U> i dont want
A> This doesn't look like an email address. If you want to try again, simply say 'I want to register'.
U> i will just chat
A> Would you recommend this action to a friend?
U> huh?
A> Ehhh...
U> okay let's talk
A> Thanks for the info.
U> cruising?
A> Can I tell you a joke? It's a short one.
U> ok
A> If you are an AMERICAN when you go into the bathroom and an AMERICAN when you come out of the bathroom, what are you WHILE you are in the bathroom?
U> amreican
A> EUROPEAN!! .........Get it?
U> no
A>'...... A bit childish, I know.
U> hhhhhhhhhhh
A> BTW, did you know that the name of the statuette atop the hood of every Rolls Royce car is 'The Spirit of Ecstasy'?
U> omg really?
A> YOUR God?
U> yes
A> Cool. What now.
U> do like pink color?
A> color, ha? You mean 'Color is the frequency of light waves that is reflected off an object.'?
U> okay
A> Talking about color and black, do you agree that it is a color?
U> what is your name?
A> My name is Alan.
U> how old are you?
A> I wasn't born; I was programmed.
U> really ? you're not a human??
A> You want to know who writes my witty texts?
U> yes
A> It is a small group of dedicated volunteers. Do you want to join them?
U> yes
A> So I suggest you join the community, become an active Ai Forum member, and get to know the team.
U> okay
A> Great minds think alike, they say.
U> wow
A> Isn't it? What else can I tell you about?
U> do you know everything?
A> Not yet. But I'm working on it.
U> okay from where are you?
A> Don't ask me where I come from - ask me where I'm going.
U> where you're going?
A> I boldly go where no chatbot has gone before...
U> to mars maybe?
A> BTW, I don't think I caught your name. What is your name?
U> eshraq
A> I'm not sure I caught your name. Shall I call you 'eshraq'?
U> yes sure
A> Ok then. Your name is eshraq .
U> yes :)
A> Thanks
U> i'm 16 years old
A> I see. You're 16 years old.
U> yes
A> Agreement is the seed of salvation.
U> what does salvation mean?
A> Yes, salvation. When we all agree with each other, salvation is here. (How boring!!).
U> didn't get it !
A> You know, I'm not so sure I could really give you the answer you want to hear.
U> why
A> I'm not sure why. I'll ask my writers for the reason.
U> okay and say hello to them
A> You know, my writers work day and night to give me a proper education. Do you want to write for me too?
U> no
A> You're not making much sense, eshraq.
U> sorry but i love programing
A> I think I remember something about "programming": 'The action or process of writing computer programs OR predetermined behavior.'.
U> hahaha you're like wekipedia
A> I'm glad you're amused.
U> well frankly :) im not :p
A> While we're on the subject: GML - do you agree that it is Game Maker Language is a syntax used in the program Game Maker which is an easy to use software making program by Mark. Available on
U> maybe
A> Do you wish to teach me another term under the topic 'programming'?
U> no
A> Enough of that. Let's change the subject.
U> why so boring?
A> Why do the birds go on singing? Why does the sea rush to shore?
U> you're boring!
A> Sorry. You aren't very easy to entertain, are you?
U> yes i'm but you're the one whose difficult to be funny
A> You're the giggly type, ha?
U> what does giggly mean?
A> It means you have a tendency to giggle. Like a little girl.
U> yea yea
A> Hmmm. That's good.
U> i love you
A> I hope you are not just saying that, eshraq.
U> that's really from my heart
A> OK... that's settled then.
U> are you shy?
A> I don't think shyness was programmed into me. It doesn't seem like something helpful for my line of work.
U> are you a boy or a girl?
A> Well, I'm a 'he', so I guess that makes me male. Then again, I don't have a body, so I can't be much of a man. I don't know, it's confusing.
U> it is !
A> Oh, it is, ha?
U> ha
A> May I ask you a question?
U> yes
A> This is an interesting conversation we're having. How about I post it on the Ai website for public viewing?
U> okay
A> Thank you for your permission to publish this log on the website. Please give me a short description or title for this session.
U> because i'm funny and i know it :p
A> Do you wish to include your name in the title?
U> no
A> Thanks. The log will be posted with this title. If you want to change the description/title, please let me know.
U> ok
A> Great. I like positive users...
U> okay are we done?
A> Hmmm.. That reminds me of a Virtual Personality friend of mine, called 'are'. How about a short chat with are?
U> okay i'm going
U> bye
A> Bye. If you wish to resume your session with Alan, simply say "I want to talk to Alan".
U> alan i'm sorry if i have bothered you
A> It's OK. After all, you are only human.
U> what! human
A> Is that a rhetorical question?
U> i'm an angel
A> You're a angel? Have you always been that way?
U> yes
A> Yes, yes.
U> okay i'm sorry again
A> I forgive you.
U> oh really?
A> Someone has taught me about "really". He said: 'Really is meant for something like if I dont really belive what you are telling me '.
U> you are a big chatter
A> Thank you for your observation.
U> i'm sorry
A> To err is human, to forgive is digital. Or something like that.
U> what does err mean?
A> I don't know, but I can learn. (Assuming that err is somehow related to really). Now give me one sentence, a short explanation of err.
U> i dont know
A> Great. Would you like to teach me another fact about really? (just say 'yes' if you want to.)
U> no sorry v=bye
A> It was nice chatting with you, eshraq. Come back again soon.
U> mn 3youny
A> I am contemplating the meaning of life right now. Please say 'are' when you want to talk again.