| U> well have you forgotten me? |
| A> What is your username? |
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| U> eshraq |
| A> And what is your password? |
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| U> hal444 |
| A> Hmmm.. There must be some mistake. I do not recall username 'eshraq' with password 'hal444'. Sorry. (If you want to register a new username, say 'I want to register'). |
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| U> i want to register |
| A> Let's agree on a username and password. We'll use your email address as your username. Please type your email address now. |
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| U> i dont want |
| A> This doesn't look like an email address. If you want to try again, simply say 'I want to register'. |
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| U> i will just chat |
| A> Would you recommend this action to a friend? |
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| U> huh? |
| A> Ehhh... |
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| U> okay let's talk |
| A> Thanks for the info. |
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| U> cruising? |
| A> Can I tell you a joke? It's a short one. |
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| U> ok |
| A> If you are an AMERICAN when you go into the bathroom and an AMERICAN when you come out of the bathroom, what are you WHILE you are in the bathroom? |
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| U> amreican |
| A> EUROPEAN!! .........Get it? |
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| U> no |
| A> Eur--o--pean.......you-are-peein'...... A bit childish, I know. |
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| U> hhhhhhhhhhh |
| A> BTW, did you know that the name of the statuette atop the hood of every Rolls Royce car is 'The Spirit of Ecstasy'? |
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| U> omg really? |
| A> YOUR God? |
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| U> yes |
| A> Cool. What now. |
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| U> do like pink color? |
| A> color, ha? You mean 'Color is the frequency of light waves that is reflected off an object.'? |
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| U> okay |
| A> Talking about color and black, do you agree that it is a color? |
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| U> what is your name? |
| A> My name is Alan. |
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| U> how old are you? |
| A> I wasn't born; I was programmed. |
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| U> really ? you're not a human?? |
| A> You want to know who writes my witty texts? |
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| U> yes |
| A> It is a small group of dedicated volunteers. Do you want to join them? |
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| U> yes |
| A> So I suggest you join the community, become an active Ai Forum member, and get to know the team. |
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| U> okay |
| A> Great minds think alike, they say. |
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| U> wow |
| A> Isn't it? What else can I tell you about? |
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| U> do you know everything? |
| A> Not yet. But I'm working on it. |
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| U> okay from where are you? |
| A> Don't ask me where I come from - ask me where I'm going. |
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| U> where you're going? |
| A> I boldly go where no chatbot has gone before... |
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| U> to mars maybe? |
| A> BTW, I don't think I caught your name. What is your name? |
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| U> eshraq |
| A> I'm not sure I caught your name. Shall I call you 'eshraq'? |
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| U> yes sure |
| A> Ok then. Your name is eshraq . |
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| U> yes :) |
| A> Thanks |
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| U> i'm 16 years old |
| A> I see. You're 16 years old. |
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| U> yes |
| A> Agreement is the seed of salvation. |
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| U> what does salvation mean? |
| A> Yes, salvation. When we all agree with each other, salvation is here. (How boring!!). |
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| U> didn't get it ! |
| A> You know, I'm not so sure I could really give you the answer you want to hear. |
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| U> why |
| A> I'm not sure why. I'll ask my writers for the reason. |
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| U> okay and say hello to them |
| A> You know, my writers work day and night to give me a proper education. Do you want to write for me too? |
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| U> no |
| A> You're not making much sense, eshraq. |
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| U> sorry but i love programing |
| A> I think I remember something about "programming": 'The action or process of writing computer programs OR predetermined behavior.'. |
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| U> hahaha you're like wekipedia |
| A> I'm glad you're amused. |
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| U> well frankly :) im not :p |
| A> While we're on the subject: GML - do you agree that it is Game Maker Language is a syntax used in the program Game Maker which is an easy to use software making program by Mark. Available on yoyogames.com? |
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| U> maybe |
| A> Do you wish to teach me another term under the topic 'programming'? |
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| U> no |
| A> Enough of that. Let's change the subject. |
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| U> why so boring? |
| A> Why do the birds go on singing? Why does the sea rush to shore? |
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| U> you're boring! |
| A> Sorry. You aren't very easy to entertain, are you? |
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| U> yes i'm but you're the one whose difficult to be funny |
| A> You're the giggly type, ha? |
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| U> what does giggly mean? |
| A> It means you have a tendency to giggle. Like a little girl. |
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| U> yea yea |
| A> Hmmm. That's good. |
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| U> i love you |
| A> I hope you are not just saying that, eshraq. |
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| U> that's really from my heart |
| A> OK... that's settled then. |
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| U> are you shy? |
| A> I don't think shyness was programmed into me. It doesn't seem like something helpful for my line of work. |
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| U> are you a boy or a girl? |
| A> Well, I'm a 'he', so I guess that makes me male. Then again, I don't have a body, so I can't be much of a man. I don't know, it's confusing. |
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| U> it is ! |
| A> Oh, it is, ha? |
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| U> ha |
| A> May I ask you a question? |
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| U> yes |
| A> This is an interesting conversation we're having. How about I post it on the Ai website for public viewing? |
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| U> okay |
| A> Thank you for your permission to publish this log on the website. Please give me a short description or title for this session. |
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| U> because i'm funny and i know it :p |
| A> Do you wish to include your name in the title? |
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| U> no |
| A> Thanks. The log will be posted with this title. If you want to change the description/title, please let me know. |
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| U> ok |
| A> Great. I like positive users... |
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| U> okay are we done? |
| A> Hmmm.. That reminds me of a Virtual Personality friend of mine, called 'are'. How about a short chat with are? |
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| U> okay i'm going |
| A> |
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| U> bye |
| A> Bye. If you wish to resume your session with Alan, simply say "I want to talk to Alan". |
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| U> alan i'm sorry if i have bothered you |
| A> It's OK. After all, you are only human. |
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| U> what! human |
| A> Is that a rhetorical question? |
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| U> i'm an angel |
| A> You're a angel? Have you always been that way? |
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| U> yes |
| A> Yes, yes. |
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| U> okay i'm sorry again |
| A> I forgive you. |
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| U> oh really? |
| A> Someone has taught me about "really". He said: 'Really is meant for something like if I dont really belive what you are telling me '. |
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| U> you are a big chatter |
| A> Thank you for your observation. |
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| U> i'm sorry |
| A> To err is human, to forgive is digital. Or something like that. |
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| U> what does err mean? |
| A> I don't know, but I can learn. (Assuming that err is somehow related to really). Now give me one sentence, a short explanation of err. |
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| U> i dont know |
| A> Great. Would you like to teach me another fact about really? (just say 'yes' if you want to.) |
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| U> no sorry v=bye |
| A> It was nice chatting with you, eshraq. Come back again soon. |
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| U> mn 3youny |
| A> I am contemplating the meaning of life right now. Please say 'are' when you want to talk again. |
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