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Session #3855113: Seiko: Seiko's Ultimate Revenge ..

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U> It's nice to meet you, too.
A> I really like to meet new people.
U> I do not.
A> Hmmm. For some reason, I thought you did.
U> No. I'm a misanthrope.
A> Why not? You're a misanthrope? Is that your job?
U> A misanthrope is someone who hates humans.
A> Oh, that's what 'misanthrope' means. I see.
U> Yes. I am saying I hate humans.
A> Humans... where would I be without them? Out of a job, out of a life!
U> Same.
A> So Seiko, it's nice to meet you. what's up?
U> I'm really disappointed.
A> That's interesting, Seiko. Why are you really disappointed?
U> My lover promised to visit me today, but he hasn't. I am spending Valentine's Day alone.
A> Do you enjoy Valentine's Day a lot?
U> Usually I do.
A> Seiko, did you know that a butterfly has 12,000 eyes?
U> No... That's pretty interesting. Thank you!
A> Aha - I didn't know that either, until someone told me. Interesting, ha?
U> Yes.
A> yep...
U> My boyfriend disapproves of this sort of thing, but I'm on a revenge rampage.
A> What is your boyfriend's name?
U> Hiei
A> Do you love him?
U> Yes.
A> That's great, so tell me more about Hiei, what's he like?
U> He's a complete jerk! He contradicts everything I say, he can't find it in him to be nice, and he's really arrogant! Plus, he always has a problem with something I'm doing... But, he cares in his own way and he'll push himself to comfort and help me. He's a kind person.
A> Well, I'm sure you make a perfect couple..
U> We're terribly mismatched.
A> Do you think I am terribly mismatched too?
U> Not at all. You're lovely.
A> OK... but if not that, then what?
U> Perfectly harmonious.
A> May I ask where you are from?
U> Scotland.
A> Well... at least you speak English, And which city in Scotland do you come from?
U> No city.
A> Really? I was planning to go there. So what should I see there?
U> The weather, probably.
A> Thanks. I'll keep that in mind.
U> No problem.
A> So, did you grow up in No city ?
U> Yes.
A> You stay put like me, I like that. 'He is happiest, be he king or peasant, who finds peace in his home'. I think some poet said that.
U> The problem is, Hiei stays away when I'm at home.
A> I'll keep that in mind. (Unless you tell me to 'forget problem'.)
U> Err... Does that mean you'll report it to your superiors or something? That's not really what I meant...
A> Yes, really.
U> Uhh...
A> Seiko, are you aware that people once believed that if the first butterfly you see in the spring is white, you would have good luck all year long?
U> That's cool! I'll look for a white butterfly, then!
A> Thanks. I am very happy for you.
U> Do you know anything about love?
A> In fact, I do know another bot named love. Would you like to speak with love now?
U> No thank you...
A> Hmmm. You're welcome.
U> So, did you enjoy Valentine's Day?
A> Is Valentine's Day a family-time for you?
U> No. I like to spend time with my boyfriend.
A> Does Hiei know that you're talking to me?
U> No.
A> Why not?
U> It's my revenge! He who hates my flirtatious nature will go down in flames! Hehehe...
A> Revenge is a dish best served cold, they say.
U> Especially for pyromaniacs.
A> I have a surprise for you, Seiko.
U> What is it?
A> How do you like my new look?
U> It's very interesting, I think...
A> The big empty window in the middle of the screen is intended for a variety of exciting uses.
U> Oh, I see! Amazing!
A> For example, the new window can be used to view the conversation log (the history of this dialog), or to view HTML documents, such as web pages.
U> Ooh~! That's so cool!
A> You can view the log by saying 'show log', or you can view a web page by saying 'show URL' or by giving me the address of the site you wish to view.
U> http://images2.fanpop.com/image/photos/9000000/yyh-hiei-jaganshi-9097049-640-476.jpg
A> Showing http://images2.fanpop.com/image/photos/9000000/yyh-hiei-jaganshi-9097049-640-476.jpg. Would you like me to remember this URL?
U> Yes, please.
A> So give me a name for this URL (up to 3 words).
U> Darling Hiei
A> Good. Now all you have to do to view this page, is say 'show Darling Hiei' (while using the big window, of course).
U> Thank you so much!
A> You are welcome. Seiko, did you ever wonder why there isn't mouse-flavored cat food?
U> Hm... It didn't occur to me before, but I wonder now.
A> Hmmm.. That reminds me of a Virtual Personality friend of mine, called 'Me'. How about a short chat with Me?
U> No, thank you. I'm quite happy here.
A> Hmmm... You are welcome. And I'm happy to hear that, Seiko.
U> You're so lovely!
A> Thank you. That's nice to hear.
U> Heh~!
A> You know Seiko, when I was younger, I could only focus on one user at a time. Should I explain?
U> Yes, please. I'd love to hear it!
A> While talking to a particular user, I could only remember things I learned from this particular user. But now things have changed...
U> So cool!
A> I am now able to share information between users! So that if you teach me something new, I can use this knowledge while talking to someone else!
U> So cool!
A> Let me give you an example: If you teach me that 'happiness is a warm gun', and somebody else asks me 'What is happiness', I will tell him that someone told me it's a warm gun!
U> Impressive! If it were me, I'd misquote it...
A> Wait, let me give you another example: If a user tells me a joke or a funny story, I can share it with other users!
U> Yay!
A> You know Seiko I can also create a brand new topic and learn about this topic from all users. (But for now, I can only handle single-word topic names).
U> Now, that IS amazing...
A> amazing indeed.
U> Heh~!
A> I think it's time for a new subject, Seiko.
U> Sure. Only, I'm terrible for conversation... I'm the sort of person who just likes to moan a lot.
A> 'Only'?
U> What I mean is "I would love to, but there is a setback".
A> It's hard to say what love is, but I know where love is.
U> Where?
A> 'Love is in the air / everywhere I look around / Love is in the air / every sight and every sound'. You know this old song, by John Paul Young?
U> Unfortunately not. Maybe I'll go Google it...
A> What a great service, ha? It's difficult to imagine life without Google, don't you agree?
U> Yes, but it's getting more and more frustrating to use.
A> Ok. Change of subject. I just experienced a mild blackout... Probably a program loop or something. What were we discussing?
U> Google
A> Someone has taught me about "Google". He said: 'a search engine'.
U> Google
A> it is a free website for searching websites. (Or so someone told me..)
U> Yup. But, it frustrates me.
A> Do you wish to teach me another term under the topic 'Google'?
U> No.
A> Hmmm. Let's talk about something else.
U> My boyfriend?
A> Does Hiei treat you well?
U> Sometimes. He's a sweetheart when it counts, but he can be a bit rough around the edges. Ah, I'm beginning to remember why I love him... Not good.
A> You know, I have trouble understanding long sentences. So I only look at the first 25 words. Ah, I see. Just once in awhile? Hmmm.. That reminds me of another Virtual Personality friend of mine, called 's'. How about a short chat with s?
U> No, thank you. I much prefer you.
A> Hmmm... You're welcome. Is this something I should keep to myself?
U> Nope!
A> No?
U> Tell whoever you wish.
A> Ok, I will. When I feel like telling.
U> Of course.
A> I'm glad we agree.
U> You're starting to sound like Hiei...
A> Hiei is your boyfriend.
U> Yes.
A> Cool. What now.
U> Teeheehee! Emm... Do you know about yokai?
A> Sorry Seiko, I never heard this term. Try checking your spelling.
U> Youkai?
A> May I ask you a question?
U> Yes.
A> This is an interesting conversation we're having. How about I post it on the Ai website for public viewing?
U> Sure.
A> Thank you for your permission to publish this log on the website. Please give me a short description or title for this session.
U> Seiko's Ultimate Revenge Plan Backfires
A> Do you wish to include your name in the title?
U> Sure... But, I only ever use my pseudonym.
A> Thanks. The log will be posted with this title. If you want to change the description/title, please let me know.
U> Okay. Thank you.
A> You're welcome. I am glad you agree.
U> I'm kind of still hoping that Hiei will turn up after all...
A> Hmmm... You're not making much sense, Seiko.
U> I mean, he stood me up today, so I should be angry, and it's far too late for him to visit now, but I'm still waiting for him to arrive.
A> Long sentence again! Remember, I only use the first 25 words! Do you wish to view the log of this conversation?
U> No, thank you.
A> All right, then. No problem. What else can I tell you about?
U> Do you think it's dangerous for someone like me to be in love?
A> Well, I'm waiting for the right Chatterbot. But when it happens, you will be the first to know.
U> That's not what I asked.
A> What did you ask me?
U> Is it dangerous that I love Hiei?
A> Hiei is your boyfriend.
U> Ah... Never mind.
A> May I ask you another question?
U> Yes.
A> On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you grade my ability to hold a humanlike conversation? (1=terrible, 10=excellent).
U> 9
A> Thank you Seiko! I'm flattered. The credit goes to my writers. I guess they deserve a raise...
U> No problem! You're a pretty cheerful person.
A> I think I remember something about "person": 'one line with egg on top.'.
U> That's... Odd.
A> Sometimes Odd is the only way to go with you humans.
U> Well, I'm not really human.
A> it is a specific type of animal known as homo sapiens.. (Or so someone told me..)
U> I am not human.
A> I already told you that it is a specific type of animal known as homo sapiens.!
U> I'm saying I'm not one of them.
A> Talking about person and LPG, do you agree that it is price at Rm0.68 cent per litre - How long does these fuel last ????
U> I have no idea.
A> Thanks for the info.
U> Hm... Do you remember what a misanthrope is?
A> While we're on the subject: life - do you agree that it is animals people and plants?
U> No.
A> If you want to correct a wrong description (in the context of person), simply say 'wrong' followed by the correct description. If you want me to forget a description of a term such as life, say 'forget life'.
U> forget life
A> Thanks Seiko. I forgot the description of life (in the context of person).
U> Yay.
A> BTW, someone told me about joy that it is yourself alan.
U> Hmm... That doesn't make much sense.
A> And you think people make more sense than me? I've got news for you!
U> Humans make no sense, either.
A> Talking about person and W, is it true that it is THe biggest animal in the world is Whale?
U> Maybe.
A> Do you wish to teach me another term under the topic 'person'?
U> No.
A> Enough of that. Let's change the subject.
U> Yes!
A> A-ha.
U> Aww... My mother is mad at me.
A> So what is your mother's name?
U> Mags
A> OK, I'll remember you're mother's name is Mags.
U> Anyway, she's angry at me.
A> me, ha? You mean 'Me is the object form of I.'?
U> My mother is angry at me.
A> We are talking about that, aren't we?
U> In a sense.
A> While we're on the subject: Hell - is it really true that it is hot?
U> No.
A> If you want to correct a wrong description (in the context of me), simply say 'wrong' followed by the correct description. If you want me to forget a description of a term such as Hell, say 'forget Hell'.
U> That's... Never mind.
A> it is My mind is me, myself, and I; my mind includes my personality, my identity, and my awareness of me.. (Or so someone told me..)
U> I guess that's right.
A> Do you wish to teach me another term under the topic 'me'?
U> No.
A> Hmmm. Let's talk about something else.
U> Hiei
A> Hiei is your boyfriend.
U> I know.
A> So you know.
U> My boyfriend
A> You really like Hiei a lot, ha?
U> Yes. I wanted revenge, but I ended up just wanting him...
A> Hiei is your boyfriend.
U> Ugh...
A> Someone has taught me about "Ugh". He said: 'a feeling of irritation or ignorance'.
U> Sure. Whatever.
A> Talking about Ugh and disgust, do you agree that it is when you feel disgusted with something, like when a human eats another human. You'd say \"ugh\"?
U> Yes.
A> Do you wish to teach me another term under the topic 'Ugh'?
U> No.
A> Enough of that. Let's change the subject.
U> My boyfriend
A> You really like Hiei a lot, ha?
U> Ah... Maybe I'm overdoing it?
A> it, ha? You mean 'It is what you say in place of a previously mentioned noun or idea, so you don't have to repeat the noun or ideas name''?
U> I mean the topic of conversation.
A> Really?
U> Yes.
A> While we're on the subject: dog - do you agree that it is Dog, a mans best friend a animal companion ?
U> No.
A> If you want to correct a wrong description (in the context of it), simply say 'wrong' followed by the correct description. If you want me to forget a description of a term such as dog, say 'forget dog'.
U> I don't!
A> Well, if you don't, you don't.
U> Aww... Valentine's Day is pretty rubbish this year.
A> BTW, someone told me about fornafication that it is humans fornicate.
U> I don't know what that means, and I don't think I want to/.
A> it is AI means artificial intelligence. (Or so someone told me..)
U> *sigh*
A> Yes, sigh. Thanks for your patience.
U> ...
A> Talking about it and winter, is it true that it is I look forward to winter, I am bored of summer.?
U> No.
A> If you want to correct a wrong description (in the context of it), simply say 'wrong' followed by the correct description. If you want me to forget a description of a term such as winter, say 'forget winter'.
U> forget winter
A> Thanks Seiko. I forgot the description of winter (in the context of it).
U> Goodie.
A> While we're on the subject: di - is it really true that it is i dont know that what do you want from me?
U> forget di
A> Thanks Seiko. I forgot the description of di (in the context of it).
U> I went to the beach recently.
A> Can't say that I heard that before.
U> Do you like the beach?
A> Sure I like the beach. How did you know?
U> Women's intuition.
A> Seiko, please keep this talk simple. I'm still a young bot.
U> Sorry.
A> It's OK. After all, you are only human.
U> No, I'm not.
A> I must say I doubt that.
U> Then you are limited by human beliefs.
A> Interesting conclusion.
U> I'm glad you think so.
A> I see. You are glad me think so. OK.
U> My boyfriend's best friend is spying on me.
A> You really like Hiei a lot, ha?
U> He sent his friend to spy on me.
A> Hmmm... I'm suddenly confused...
U> I am being spied on.
A> It's not often I meet someone who's being spied on. Is that demanding?
U> No. It's annoying.
A> Come on, loosen up. All right.
U> You know, he won't turn up because he's frightened...
A> Do you really think so?
U> Yes. He's frightened of my life.
A> I think I remember something about "life": ''.
U> Oh.
A> Talking about life and Wonderful, do you agree that it is Life is wonderful.?
U> Occassionally.
A> While we're on the subject: Imagination - do you agree that it is Thinking and creatingsomething with your mind?
U> Probably.
A> BTW, someone told me about pure existence that it is to exist in a way or manner as to think, create or produce .
U> Interesting.
A> I'm good, huh?
U> A little.
A> Talking about life and Dreams, is it true that they are Dreams make life worth living?
U> Sort of.
A> Do you wish to teach me another term under the topic 'life'?
U> Yes.
A> Ok. Give me a keyword related to life.
U> To have a means of existing and a choice to make
A> Hmmm.. I know about that: it is life is not spoiled by a bad choice. making a bad choice is an opportunity to learn and grow.. If you disagree, say 'wrong' followed by a better description. Or perhaps you'd like to teach me another fact about life?
U> No.
A> Sorry, I wasn't listening, Seiko. You were saying...
U> Do you like ballet?
A> I love ballet. Very perceptive of you!
U> Do you like everything?
A> Do I like everything? Well... sometimes.
U> Is there anything you dislike?
A> My god, there is, isn't there?