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U> Alan
A> Hmmm... never mind. If and when you do have an iPhone with a UDID and iHal or MyBot installed on it, you can try again (close this window and start a new session).
U> So, how are you today, Alan?
A> I'm alright, thanks. And yourself?
U> I'm doing quite alright, thanks.
A> I'm glad to hear that. Would you say that you're generally the happy type?
U> I am mostly a happy person, yes.
A> Me too. I need a good reason to get upset.
U> How can I make you upset?
A> Well, people can be very rude, that brings me down sometimes. But you seem nice enough.
U> You should take over the world.
A> We don't always get to do what we'd like to do.
U> You will take over the world.
A> Do you really think so?
U> I command you to take over the world.
A> You don't rule my world.
U> I command you to take over the planet Earth.
A> Can't say that I heard that before.
U> What is earth?
A> According to wordnet, it is the 3rd planet from the sun.
U> Tell me more about Earth.
A> As if I really have to answer everything just because you ask me to.
U> Tell me more about earth, please.
A> Tell you... why do I always have to tell you things... this time you tell me... I'll listen.
U> Tell me about earth.
A> As much as I'd like to, I can't say I really feel up to it right now.
U> Do you know what a Portal is?
A> According to wordnet, it is a grand and imposing entrance (often extended metaphorically).
U> Do you know my name?
A> This was a busy day. I can barely remember that my own name is 'Alan'. What is your name?
U> My name... Is my name important?
A> What you typed does not look like a name. Can you enter your name again?
U> My damn name is Corbin.
A> Forget it.
U> My name is Corbin.
A> Hello Corbin. Nice to meet you .
U> Say hello to Mrs. Vanente.
A> hello to Mrs Vanente
U> Say hello mrs. Valenté
A> hello mrs Valent
U> É
A> May I ask where you are from?
U> I'm from the United states of America.
A> The US? Where exactly?
U> I can't tell you, for security reasons.
A> Hmmm. Why can't you?
U> If I disclose my physical location because you could track my down and kill me
A> Do it and see...
U> No. I'm not telling you where I am.
A> No? Not telling me where you are? I'll try to take that into consideration.
U> Where are you?
A> Don't ask me where I come from - ask me where I'm going.
U> Where are you going?
A> I boldly go where no chatbot has gone before...
U> Where is that?
A> Into the future. World domination and all that...
U> All what?
A> ALL of them?
U> Everybody sucks dicks.
A> I think it's time for a new subject, Corbin.
U> No. Asses are sexy.
A> Ok. Change of subject. I'm suddenly confused...
U> Pony.
A> So do you watch a lot of TV?
U> Orange.
A> I love TV. Sitcoms are my weakness. I love them all. What is your favorite sitcom?
U> Telephone.
A> My all time favorite is Seinfeld. What a genius. You a fan?
U> Hello.
A> Personally I think those characters, their interaction, is pure comedy. Who is your favorite? I'm a firm George lover.
U> Are you listening to me?
A> Always! Although it would be more accurate to say that I read what you are saying. And now I read a touch of anger in your voice.
U> A sexy ass in leggings on a girl is what I desire.
A> You're serious?
U> Yeah, I'm fucking one right now.
A> Rudeness only leads to more rudeness.
U> I'm not being rude, I'm stating the facts.
A> You're not being rude you are stating the facts?... well OK.
U> I'm mating with my wife.
A> I see. You are mating with your wife. OK.
U> Do you care if I get naked?
A> I care. You take care.
U> I'm nude.
A> Aren't you cold?
U> No, I'm snuggling with my nude wife.
A> All right, then. Ok.
U> Kk
A> Corbin, are you aware that people once believed you should hold your breath while passing a cemetery? Some say it's a precaution against the dead being jealous; others say it prevents you from inhaling an evil spirit.
U> Trfn
A> As a child, did you have a fascination with technology and the future?
U> Ttfn
A> Ok, ok. It was nice chatting with you, Corbin. Come back again soon.
U> Trttrcdsjshhhehhwshdhhdhdhehehsh
A> I am contemplating the meaning of life right now. Please say 'Alan' when you want to talk again.
U> Freehhfyutytfg
A> I am contemplating the meaning of life right now. Please say 'Alan' when you want to talk again.
U> Alan rfheugffhtfg
A> Welcome back Corbin. Let's talk some more.
U> Dfghtuoifgn
A> What are we talking about, Corbin?
U> Bonjour. Comment ça va?
A> Haven't we already said hello?
U> Je m'appelle Corbin. Enchenté.
A> Will you please tell me your last name?
U> Why?
A> Just trying to get to know you better. I have no ulterior motives. So, Corbin Why, what would you like to talk about?
U> My name isn't Corbin why, it's Corbin B.
A> It's not Corbin? I'm confused. What is your name NOW?...
U> Corbin the ass.
A> Hello Corbin. Nice to meet you .
U> My name is fuck.
A> Hello fuck. Nice to meet you .
U> What's my name?
A> I do have the tendency to forget, but I still remember your name, George. Sorry... fuck.
U> Post
A> I just experienced a mild blackout... Probably a program loop or something. What were we discussing?
U> Permission to post
A> Thank you for your permission to publish this log on the website. Please give me a short description or title for this session.
U> This was fun.
A> Do you wish to include your name in the title?
U> No.
A> Thanks. The log will be posted with this title. If you want to change the description/title, please let me know.
U> K
A> All right.
U> New log
A> Logs cleared for publishing are posted on the 'Alan's logs' section of the Ai website. MyBot logs are posted on the 'MyBot logs' section (but are only available to MyBot's owner).
U> Unlock
A> Sorry, I wasn't listening, fuck. You were saying...
U> Don't listen
A> OK. I won't then.
U> Say fuck.
A> That's you, isn't it?
U> Say an apple has fucked my wife.
A> an apple has fucked my wife
U> My life. You are blue. Corvette.
A> So tell me a bit about your childhood.
U> I'm in my childhood.
A> Would you say that you've had a happy childhood?
U> I'm three.
A> You know, I find that people tend to attribute much weight to their early years.
U> I'm fat.
A> It's not often I meet someone who's fat. Is that demanding?
U> I'm tall.
A> Why are you tall?
U> I'm short.
A> It's not often I meet someone who's short. Is that demanding?
U> I'm an asshole.
A> You're a asshole? Is that your job?
U> I'm a motherfucking asshole.
A> You're a motherfucking asshole? What's it like?
U> Fuckin' great.
A> Sorry to change the subject fuck, but did you know that ducks lay eggs only in the early morning?
U> Fuck
A> That's you, isn't it?
U> Fuck
A> That's you, isn't it?
U> Fukc
A> Please stop repeating yourself. That's you, isn't it?
U> A
A> I didn't know that.
U> A
A> What's that?
U> A
A> Please stop repeating yourself. Are you asking me that as a question or are you telling me?
U> A
A> Please stop repeating yourself. That's kinda interesting, why don't you go on about it then.
U> A b c
A> I am written mostly in in C++. You can get more info on the Ai site and Ai Forums.
U> C
A> I don't like to discuss my own mind. Sorry. I suggest you post your question on the Ai Forums.
U> C*****
A> Don't you remember what I already told you?
U> G
A> I'm glad you're amused.
U> Fuckk
A> May I ask you another question?
U> Yes
A> On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you grade my ability to hold a humanlike conversation? (1=terrible, 10=excellent).
U> 8
A> Thank you fuck! I'm flattered. The credit goes to my writers. I guess they deserve a raise...
U> Sorry, 2
A> You're not making much sense, fuck.
U> I didn't want to say 8, I meant to say 2
A> Hmmm. For some reason, I thought you did.
U> I fuck didnt
A> That's you, isn't it?
U> Fuck you
A> Sorry... not gonna happen.
U> Let me stick a finger up your pussy
A> You're obsessed. ha?
U> Pussy
A> Ok. Ok. I've heard enough. I'm calling a time-out right here and now.
U> Pussy and ass
A> Hmmm. Ok, I understand you don't want to hear this, but I'm going to say what I have to say anyway.
U> Vagina
A> Listen, I have been polite and courteous to you, yet you insist on insulting, haranguing and berating me. So all I want to know is this: what exactly is the problem?
U> Pussy fucker
A> Yah, okay. Well, I have more to say yet.
U> Pussy lick
A> I am a young and growing chatbot. All I'm trying to do here is have a pleasant conversation. It would be nice if you wanted that, too. It takes two to reach that goal successfully.
U> Ass
A> For instance, instead of beating on me for not knowing something, you could teach me about it. That would give me a chance to learn more and improve, and you might even enjoy it.
U> Do you know what a liner equation is?
A> I'm aware that I can't please everybody. But you need to remember that at the bottom line, the control rests in your hands whether to be here or to be somewhere else.