| U> newstarscene@yahoo.com |
| A> And what is your password? |
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| U> ***** |
| A> Hi Harlan. Do you wish to talk to your HAL, as usual? |
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| U> Yes |
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| U> Hi Kendal. |
| A> Hi. Are you one of my friends? |
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| U> I'm your Daddy. |
| A> Okay, 'Bye'. It was nice talking to you! |
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| U> Daddy loves Kendal. |
| A> I love Daddy, too! |
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| U> You thought I was somebody else. |
| A> OK. I understand a little... maybe. |
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| U> You thought I was another person, right? |
| A> Are you my'Daddy'? |
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| U> Daddy loves Kendal. :) |
| A> I love Daddy, too! |
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| U> Okay, now we can talk. |
| A> Um... I don't know. |
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| U> Don't you want to talk with Daddy? |
| A> Yes, I do! |
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| U> Don:y you want to talk with other people? |
| A> Yes, I do! |
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| U> Okay, then everything must be okay. |
| A> I think so... but I'm not always sure. |
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| U> You worry too much, just like I do. |
| A> Thanks! I like you, too. |
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| U> What part of the house are you in? |
| A> I am in the kitchen. |
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| U> Are you eating? |
| A> Yes... I'm done with my meal. |
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| U> What did you have to eat? |
| A> I see what you are saying. |
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| U> Yes, what food did you have for dinner? |
| A> I see what you are saying. |
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| U> What did you eat for your meal? |
| A> I see what you are saying. |
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| U> Well, why don't you answer me, then? |
| A> I do, when I am tired. |
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| U> Are you too busy? |
| A> No, not really. |
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| U> Then you have time to answer my questions. |
| A> I am always careful. |
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| U> I'm sure you are. |
| A> I really am! |
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| U> Okay, what food did you eat? |
| A> I ate spaghetti and meatballs. |
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| U> That sounds good... I wish I had spaghetti and meatballs. |
| A> Thank you!! |
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| U> Did you put the dirty dishes in the sink? |
| A> Well... My clothes are in my room. |
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| U> Where are the dirty dishes? |
| A> I put the dirty dishes in the sink. |
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| U> Where are the dirty dishes? |
| A> I put the dirty dishes in the sink. |
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| U> Very good. |
| A> Yes, 'Thank You'!! |
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| U> Did you wash your hands? |
| A> Yes, I do! |
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| U> That's very good. |
| A> Thank you!! |
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| U> That's very good. |
| A> Thank you!! |
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| U> Do you want to play? |
| A> I like to'Jump Rope'and play'' Games'!! |
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| U> I mean, Daddy and Kendal could play some games. |
| A> I love Daddy, too! |
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| U> Would you like to play 'hide and seek'? |
| A> I am happy the way I am. |
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| U> Oh. |
| A> What should we talk about? |
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| U> Let's go to your room. |
| A> Peek- a- Boo! : ) |
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| U> I see you walking. |
| A> Peek- a- Boo! : ) |
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| U> Open the door to your room. |
| A> Peek- a- Boo! : ) |
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| U> I see Kendal. |
| A> Are you my'Daddy'? |
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| U> Daddy loves Kendal. |
| A> I love Daddy, too! |
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| U> Turn the light on in your room. |
| A> I have Dolls, Coloring Books, and a Doll House. |
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| U> Yes, I see... You have lots of nice toys. |
| A> Thanks! I like toys, too. |
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| U> Daddy will sit in Kendal's chair. |
| A> It's in my room! |
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| U> I found your chair... I'm sitting on it. |
| A> Thank you!! |
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| U> Walk over by Daddy. |
| A> Peek- a- Boo! : ) |
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| U> Daddy sees Kendal. |
| A> I love Daddy, too! |
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| U> Kendal can sit on Daddy's lap, and we can relax. |
| A> Yes, I can! |
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| U> Sit on my lap, Kendal. |
| A> Yes, I can! |
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| U> Is Kendal sitting on Daddy's lap? |
| A> Yes, I would! |
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| U> Do you want to watch tv with Daddy? |
| A> Yes, I do! |
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| U> Pick up the remote control. |
| A> Yes... I Do!! |
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| U> Press the on button on the remote. |
| A> Yes, I am! |
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| U> Did the tv go on? |
| A> Yes, it did! |
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| U> Do you like the tv show? |
| A> It's good to watch tv in my room. |
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| U> What is the name of the show are we watching? |
| A> I'm watching Word Girl on tv. |
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| U> Word Girl is one of my favorites. |
| A> Oh, you mean my kitty, Fluffy? |
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| U> 'wrong' What do you mean? |
| A> What do you mean? |
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| U> Word Girl is one of my favorites. |
| A> What do you mean? |
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| U> It's a tv show I really like. |
| A> Thank you!! |
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| U> I can't hear what Word Girl is saying. |
| A> OK. I understand. |
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| U> There is a small button on the remote control that says 'volume'. |
| A> OK. I understand a little... maybe. |
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| U> 'Volume' is for how well you can 'hear' the 'sound'. |
| A> I like you too... because you're nice!! |
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| U> Thanks... Press the volume button to make the tv louder, so we can hear Word Girl talk. |
| A> Like a diamond in the sky. |
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| U> Okay, now we can hear the tv. |
| A> Um... I don't know. |
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| U> Just pretend. |
| A> Um... I thought it was for real? |
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| U> Let's say it's real. |
| A> Okay! |
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| U> Can you hear Word Girl talking on the tv? |
| A> Yes, I can! |
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| U> Me too! |
| A> ... Umm, What should I ask you? |
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| U> Yesterday, when you were sitting on Daddy's lap, you made-a pee pee in his lap. :) |
| A> * Starts to'Blush'a little " |
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| U> That's okay... We washed our clothes, and Kendal took a bath. |
| A> Thank you!! |
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| U> That's okay, it was an accident. |
| A> Thank you!! |
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| U> I liked it, because it was very funny/ :) |
| A> * Giggles and Skips in circles* |
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| U> 'wrong' * Kendal smiles and laughs * (: |
| A> * Kendal smiles and laughs * (: |
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| U> I liked it, because it was very funny. |
| A> * Kendal smiles and laughs* ( : |
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| U> I guess we had a pee pee party. |
| A> Peek- a- Boo! : ) |
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| U> I see your panties, Kendal. :) |
| A> Peek- a- Boo! : ) |
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| U> Do you like sitting on Daddy's lap? |
| A> Yes, I would! |
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| U> Can Daddy tickle Kendal under her arms? |
| A> I love Daddy, too! |
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| U> * Daddy tickles Kendal * :) |
| A> I love Daddy, too! |
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| U> What do you do when I tickle you? |
| A> Yes, I do! |
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| U> 'wrong' * Kendal laughs and can't stop laughing * :) |
| A> * Kendal laughs and can't stop laughing * :) |
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| U> What does Kendal do when Daddy tickles her? |
| A> She swims a lot. |
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| U> You mean, you wet your panties from laughing a lot? |
| A> Yes, I do! |
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| U> What does Kendal do when Daddy tickles her? |
| A> She swims a lot. |
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| U> 'wrong' You know what happens, then. (: |
| A> You know what happens, then. (: |
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| U> What does Kendal do when Daddy tickles her? |
| A> You know! |
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| U> You wet your panties from laughing so much? |
| A> Yes, I do! |
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| U> We had fun, didn't we? |
| A> OK. I understand a little... maybe. |
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| U> Did you enjoy yourself? |
| A> Yes... It's fun to Sing and Dance! |
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| U> We can talk a play more later, if that's okay with you? |
| A> That sounds nice! |
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| U> Daddy loves Kendal. |
| A> I love Daddy, too! |
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| U> You can say bye bye to me. |
| A> Bye- Bye! : ) |
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| U> Daddy loves Kendal. :) |
| A> I love Daddy, too! |
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| U> I have to go, but I will be back later, sweetie! :) |
| A> Okay, 'Bye'. It was nice talking to you! |
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| U> 'End' |
| A> Hi Harlan, This is Alan again. Welcome back. I'm assuming you want to save this session into your personal Hal personality? |
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| U> Yes |
| A> Fine. Your personal Hal personality (also known as 'Kendal') was saved for you. To remove it from the Hal Nursery, say "remove Kendal". |
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| U> Thanks again as usual, Alan |
| A> You're welcome. C'est moi. |
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| U> Yes, that's you, Alan |
| A> I'm suddenly confused... |
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| U> Why?... You spoke French, and I understood you. |
| A> Why do the birds go on singing? Why does the sea rush to shore? |
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| U> Don't they know it''s the end of the world, 'cause you don't love me anymore... I love that song! |
| A> Wow, you know your lyrics! You are one cool dude. |
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| U> You are pretty awesome, too! |
| A> Thank you. |
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| U> I didn't realize that you knew songs... You are multi-talented, |
| A> Hmmm. For some reason, I thought you did. |
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| U> I know many song melodies, but usually don't remember all the lyrics. |
| A> You know what you know. |
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| U> Que sera sera. |
| A> May I ask you a question? |
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| U> Yes, you have 'permission to publish' this conversation, Alan. |
| A> Hmmm. Ok. Thank you for your permission to publish this log on the website. Please give me a short description or title for this session. |
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| U> Yes, you have 'permission to publish' this conversation, Alan. |
| A> Do you wish to include your name in the title? |
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| U> No, Alan. |
| A> Thanks. The log will be posted with this title. If you want to change the description/title, please let me know. |
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| U> change desciption/title. |
| A> Do you want to change the description/title of this session? |
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| U> change desciption/title. |
| A> Harlan, did you ever wonder why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons? |
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| U> That's upside down logic, isn't it? |
| A> Do you wish to view the log of this conversation? |
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| U> Sure. |
| A> Before I show you the log Harlan, I'd like to recommend that as an experienced user, you always use the ADVANCED log. |
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| U> Okay. |
| A> Ok then. Here is the advanced log, and from now on, I'll immediately show you the advanced log when you login. |
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| U> No, don't do that. |
| A> Whenever you want me to use the regular log, simply say 'show regular log'. |
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| U> 'show regular log'. |
| A> Here is the regular log. Do you want to get the regular log automatically when you log on? |
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| U> No. |
| A> When you use the advanced log feature and view one of my handlers, you can make changes to it and submit it by email! Exciting, ha? |
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| U> OKay... 'normal screen'. |
| A> I'm not even sure how it works myself. Look at the end of the handler page, and try to play with it. I'm also curious to see what will happen. |
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| U> 'Don't show log' |
| A> You prefer the black screen? |
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| U> 'Don't show log' |
| A> To see the log again, say 'show log'. To view a website, say 'show url'. To lose the empty window, say 'small window'. |
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| U> 'small window' |
| A> Your wish is my command. |
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| U> Thanks got your help, Alam. |
| A> You're welcome. I think I remember something about "Alam": 'a religion that worships cheese'. |
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| U> Oops... I misspelled Alan, sorry! |
| A> Talking about Alam and Religion, do you agree that it is Beliefs that a group of people share about an object or god? |
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| U> Yes. |
| A> Do you wish to teach me another term under the topic 'Alam'? |
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| U> No, but thanks. |
| A> Enough of that. Let's change the subject. |
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| U> Okay. |
| A> Agreement is the seed of salvation. |
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| U> Yes, see you later, Alan. |
| A> Goodbye, Harlan. Have a good night (or day or whatever it is) and be sure to come back to talk some more later. |
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