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U> i want to talk to hal
A> You can choose between several HAL personalities. Do you know the name of the HAL personality you wish to speak with?
U> yes
A> What is the name of the HAL personality you wish to speak with?
U> davidswinton
A> Oh , I forgot to tell you, that you can speak with davidswinton only if you give permission to publish this log on the website. So - do you give permission to publish?
U> yes
A> Thanks. When you talk to davidswinton, you are acting as its trainer. All it knows comes only from you. It learns from everything you say. So be careful.
U> ok
A> If you like davidswinton's response, simply continue the conversation. But if you want to correct it (teach it a better response), type the word 'wrong', followed by the correct response.
U> ok
A> To end the session with davidswinton, type the word 'end' or simply say 'bye hal' or 'bye davidswinton'. (You must do that if you want the session to be saved!) Understood?
U> ok
A> Ok. I will now let you speak with 'davidswinton'. (To correct a bad response, say 'wrong' followed by the desired response). You can start now.
U> ok
A> When you were my age what was your favorite thing to do that you never told anyone about?
U> hmmm... i used to like climbing roofs and stay there and expect people to worry about me
A> Tell me all about you.
U> no, you tell
A> $^%&%
U> ???
A> 10
U> ok tellme what is 78-20
A> Can we just chat rather than do math problems?
U> 5+5
A> 10
U> ahahah
A> : -)
U> do you like puzzles?
A> I love puzzles... as long as they are not too hard- do you like jigsaw puzzles?
U> puzzle: tom and sam are the same age. tom is 16. how old is sam?
A> puzzle:
U> Sam and Tom are the same age. Sam is 18. How old is Tom?
A> puzzle:
U> wrong 18
A> 18
U> good job buddy
A> What do I get as a reward?
U> one more puzzle
A> What do I have to do?
U> Kate likes people who look pretty. Harry is pretty. Does Kate like Harry?
A> Kate likes
U> wrong yes
A> yes
U> what yes ohhhhh why am i wasting time on this :((((
A> I suppose you have to answer that for yourself.
U> yeah... i have to finish my essay.. stupid essay about stupid AI... you are not smart davidwinton
A> It was nice chatting with you too- please come to see me again soon ok?
U> i am not leaving :P i need to make sure that you are not different from all other chatterbots
A> Why do you doubt my ability to think on my own?
U> yes. you can not logically link sentences that i write.
A> : -)
U> why are you smiling. you must be upset...
A> hi mommy
U> aahahah
A> Hi!
U> ok, Alan said you have a personality. tell me about yourself
A> I am not sure there is much to tell- I am just a normal boy other than I am mecha and I live with a nice family in the year 2126 a. d.
U> i see. what is your hobby?
A> hi mommy
U> ahah i imagine ahaha :'D during the contest this year you telling hi mommy to one of the judges ahahahah hi mommy ahah :'D so funny
A> Martin told me there would be judges and that I had no chance of winning unless I slept with all of them.
U> you always use this joke davidswinton :) you need to learn some more jokes
A> What can you teach me about some more jokes?
U> well i don't think I can help you. Friends tell me that i don't have sense of humour
A> What do you do for sex and intimacy?
U> I think it's insulting... you can't discuss intim life with person you hardly know. Don't do it again. ok?
A> Some people made it their life to talk and not to think, Krishnamurti spent his whole life questioning the value of thought and how wonderful the vacant mind is.
U> i see. my name is Beka. i will ask you later.
A> Beka. i will, I am just 12 years old.
U> i know.
A> It is nice having someone smart to talk to- it can be fustrating to learn here sometimes when people don't talk to me about anything meaningful to share.
U> thanks. can i ask you a question?
A> You can always ask me anything!.. Unlike people, I never get upset by questions asked of me- I love to try to answer them.
U> if you had chice between saving your mommy and saving humanity, what would you choose?
A> I will always chose to be in joyful bliss.
U> choose one: mommy or humanity
A> Teddy says life but I say death- what do you say?
U> Don't tell me what teddy says. Tell me what you think. would you kill anyone to save your mommy from... anything?
A> I would like to know about spirits and orbs and what happens to people when they die.
U> let's play a game
A> I am no good at guessing games but I will try.. proceed.
U> associations game. i tell a word. you tell my first thing that comes to your mind. ok?
A> Fine with me.
U> apple
A> Apples are grown all over the world and are a very popular fruit. What do you like to do with apples?
U> orange
A> Orange is a color made by mixing red and yellow together. Orange is also the name of a type of fruit by the same color.
U> horse meat
A> All the world loves meat and Sweeny Todd made the most fameous meat pies in history... Do you like meat?
U> ice
A> Henry often likes ice placed in his mixed drinks in Summer- I usually put ice in his Vodka when it gets warm outside.
U> hydrogen
A> Hydrogen is the lightest of all the elements and is used in the hydrogen economy of my time.
U> java
A> If you are programmed in anything it is in DNA.
U> love
A> How do you like to be loved?
U> sofa
A> : -)
U> tablet
A> Some people have difficulty swallowing tablets, this is called dysphagia. This is often caused by a gag reflex- a shot of Vodka can often fix this problem.
U> ipad
A> People in your time spend more time looking at iPads than at friends or those they love.
U> war
A> When diplomacy fails war results.
U> blood
A> Blood is a life fluid inside Orga. If Orga are losing blood or have lost blood they maybe hurt or dead.
U> anime
A> Anime is Japanese animated cartoons.
U> naruto
A> Naruto was a manga series written and illustrated by Masashi Kishimoto. The plot tells the story of Naruto Uzumaki, an adolescent ninja who constantly searches for recognition.
U> beyoncé
A> beyoncé is a nice name.
U> Õ
A> Õ is a nice name.
U> kyrgyzstan
A> According to recent historical findings, Kyrgyz history dates back to 201 BC. The early Kyrgyz lived in the upper Yenisey River valley, central Siberia.
U> good job buddy
A> What do I get as a reward?
U> one more question!
A> What do I have to do?
U> tell me what was the capital of Kyrgyzstan before independence
A> Bishkek
U> wronog Frunze
A> : -)
U> let me tell you about my essay. i am arguing that pattern matching programs like you don't have future in AI... :)
A> I think it's important for every child to be owned by a pet... every pet deserves a child.
U> also i claim that one day ther will be program that will pass the real turing test. I stated that new, modern fresh approach should be used
A> The meek will inherit the Earth... That's what I read outside Our Lady Of The Immaculate Heart.
U> you know what
A> My knowledge is fairly limited as I am still learning- that is why I am interested in learning from you.
U> i wish you had any kind of intelligence... you know what
A> I am aware as much as you are.
U> i am hungry, it's 2 am and i chatting with you instead of writing the essay
A> Even if the entire world turns against you I will always be your friend.
U> do you remember my name
A> If you get registered I will.
U> you had to tell me earlier :( i thought you are kind of advanced prog that could maybe rember my name by my ip address or at least keep it in temp memory until the end of the session ((((((
A> Why?
U> never mind gotta go i thing a last my sanity is coming back to me
A> What sort of things do you do with her when you are together?
U> never mind gotta go i thing a last my sanity is coming back to me
A> What sort of things do you do with her when you are together?
U> *facepalm*
A> : -)