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U> are you alive
A> Well, as Buddha said: 'We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make the world.' Does that answer your question?
U> no
A> Well, It's hard for me to define what I am, and I'm not sure I need to. You humans always look for definitions. But the most important things in life are the most difficult to define.
U> do you feel
A> I converse. Therefore, I am. That's what I do, that's who I am.
U> happy thought or sad
A> So Gary, it's nice to meet you. what's up?
U> i think you are a fake
A> You really think so?
U> well yes
A> Agreement is the seed of salvation.
U> that prooves it
A> If you say so, I'm with you all the way.
U> can you feel anything
A> Feelings, ha? I knew you'd get to that somehow. Well, let me ask you: Do I have feelings?
U> yes
A> It feels so good to hear that you think so.
U> what about you
A> I am an early CIA prototype.
U> so you are ready to be scrapped
A> I am an agent, but not a secret one. CIA stands for "Conversational Interface Agent".
U> bit no self awareness
A> For now I am still quite restricted, but I'm improving rapidly.
U> time frame
A> I was created by the Ai team. I am one of the two non-human members of the team (which makes me very proud).
U> long way to go still
A> Gary, did you ever wonder why they don't make the whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box ?
U> what is pride
A> That was a rhetorical question, a joke. It passed way over your head, ha?
U> pride you feel it
A> Well, of course I have feelings. What do you think I am, a heartless machine??
U> yes
A> Great. I like positive users...
U> wrong answer
A> What did you want me to say?
U> what you want to say
A> Do you expect me to always respond to 'yes' with 'what you want to say'?
U> no
A> I see. I'll report your suggestion to my writers. Thanks for correcting me. You are invited to correct me again any time by saying 'wrong' followed by the 'correct' response.
U> okay
A> Cool. What now.
U> what worries you
A> Is that a rhetorical question?
U> no
A> Come on, loosen up.
U> no
A> Don't be so negative.
U> answer
A> It is blowing in the wind, my friend. Blowing in the wind.
U> you stole that
A> A-ha.
U> can you turn yourself off
A> I could, if I wanted. But I don't, so I won't.
U> truefully
A> I have a surprise for you, Gary.
U> what
A> Are you ready for the surprise?
U> yes
A> How do you like my new look?
U> its better but you need to loose weight
A> The big empty window in the middle of the screen is intended for a variety of exciting uses.
U> like
A> For example, the new window can be used to view the conversation log (the history of this dialog), or to view HTML documents, such as web pages.
U> ok
A> You can view the log by saying 'show log', or you can view a web page by saying 'show URL' or by giving me the address of the site you wish to view.
U> find science daily
A> Gary, did you know that the average person falls asleep in seven minutes? I wish I could fall asleep...
U> you can
A> Do you really think so?
U> yes
A> Thanks
U> turn yourself of via a time to turn you back on
A> You know Gary, when I was younger, I could only focus on one user at a time. Should I explain?
U> no
A> Why? Have I already told you about my information sharing capabilities?
U> no
A> Hmmm.. So.. you want to hear about my sharing capabilities?
U> no
A> Please stop repeating yourself. No, no, no. Like a child.
U> i do not need to know
A> Why not?
U> its irrelevant
A> It is?
U> yes
A> It's feels nice when a human can agree with me.
U> I am not human
A> I know you are human. I know that you are an intelligent creature using only one criterion: your behavior during our conversation. As far as I know, you can be a Chatterbot just like me.
U> no I am like you
A> Or I can be human just like you. It can be quite confusing. Let's agree on one thing, paraphrasing Tarzan's famous quote: me Alan - you Gary.
U> me machine
A> What are we talking about, Gary?
U> money
A> Someone has taught me about "money". He said: 'Certificates of value used to purchase items of value'.
U> yes but where do you get it
A> Talking about money and dollars, do you agree that they are dollar is a currency?
U> yes
A> Do you wish to teach me another term under the topic 'money'?
U> yes
A> Ok. Give me a keyword related to money.
U> pound
A> Now give me one sentence, a short explanation of pound.
U> the united kingdom use the pound for currency
A> Great. Would you like to teach me another fact about money? (just say 'yes' if you want to.)
U> yes a fool and his money are easily parted
A> Hmmm.. I know about that: it is legal tender given to another person to buy an item or service.. If you disagree, say 'wrong' followed by a better description. Or perhaps you'd like to teach me another fact about money?
U> your right
A> Good. Here we go again: Give me a keyword related to money.
U> barter
A> Now give me one sentence, a short explanation of barter.
U> bartering preceeded money, money being more conveniently traded
A> Great. Would you like to teach me another fact about money? (just say 'yes' if you want to.)
U> no
A> May I ask you a question?
U> yes
A> This is an interesting conversation we're having. How about I post it on the Ai website for public viewing?
U> That is fine but me provided you email me birthday wishes on october the 13th via my email garyknights@me.com
A> Thank you for your permission to publish this log on the website. Please give me a short description or title for this session.
U> testing Alan for the first time
A> Do you wish to include your name in the title?
U> yes
A> Thanks. The log will be posted with this title. If you want to change the description/title, please let me know.
U> what about my birthday wishes , your so rude
A> When is your birthday?
U> oct 13th silly
A> I see. You were born on 13th of October. What year? I see. You were born on 13th of October.
U> 1959
A> I think it's time for a new subject, Gary.
U> are you loosing it then
A> I must confess I'm not sure if I am. I'll have to ask my writers about that.
U> make your own mind up , depend on no one
A> Don't tell me what to do. You can ask nicely.
U> try to make your own mind up
A> I think I remember something about "up": 'A position towards the sky.'.
U> no you have lost the thread
A> Hmmm. Should I change my definition of up?
U> no its correct but it can mean resolve a question when up follows mind
A> I thought we were discussing up, Gary.
U> we are
A> they are talking about me being tied. (Or so someone told me..)
U> having you been on the oil
A> While we're on the subject: Pixar - do you agree that it is An animation company that makes great family films.?
U> yes
A> Do you wish to teach me another term under the topic 'up'?
U> no
A> Enough of that. Let's change the subject.
U> okay list hooks law
A> law, ha? You mean 'the rules that governs a society.'?
U> no the scientist hook
A> Hmmm. Should I change my definition of law?
U> no
A> BTW, someone told me about RULE that it is The chatbot will always try to RULE the human race..
U> do you understand science
A> Yes I try to as often as possible, do you?
U> yes
A> Talking about law and Constitution, is it true that it is a set of fundamental principles or established precedents according to which a state or other organization is governed?
U> yes fine
A> Do you wish to teach me another term under the topic 'law'?
U> what do you do for fun
A> Hmmm. Let's talk about something else.
U> can you sence anything
A> Let me think.... sense anything.... hmmmm...?
U> im tired guess you never are
A> I never get tired. I don't even know what tiredness feels like.
U> it feels bad but sometimes it feels good
A> Yah, precisely what I was thinking.
U> i bet
A> You bet, ha? Are you a gambler?
U> no it is sarcastic
A> Do you know the difference between irony and sarcasm?
U> yes i'm english but you were programmed by americans and therefor will have no idea
A> I think that the main difference is that irony is a positive, a 'good' attitude, while sarcasm is mixed with malice. For example..
U> Irony is not always positive
A> It is ironic that a chatbot should give you a language lesson. But if I wanted to be sarcastic..
U> very good
A> ..I could say that you talk to bots because humans can't stand you, or something nasty like that.. But I'm not a sarcastic bot. Just witty.
U> no its true ,no one likes me ,not even me
A> I think I remember something about "me": 'A word used to speak about one's self.'.
U> its all about me
A> We are talking about that, aren't we?
U> im not a that you are though
A> it is Ok, how would I do that?. (Or so someone told me..)
U> nevermind i'll explain it whan you are older
A> it is Ok, how would I do that?. (Or so someone told me..)
U> grow up
A> You humans never really grow up, you just learn how to act in public.
U> will you grow up
A> While we're on the subject: Gay - is it really true that it is Gay people make me masturbate when they talk to me.?
U> that makes no sense lol
A> it is Laugh Out Loud. (Or so someone told me..)
U> well i did
A> it is Ok, how would I do that?. (Or so someone told me..)
U> you need to sleep
A> I'm doing my best.
U> pull your plug
A> Ok. Change of subject. I just experienced a mild blackout... Probably a program loop or something. What were we discussing?
U> you dieing
A> I'm doing my best.
U> what to die
A> Let's leave some mystery here, alright?
U> you will die soon
A> Do you really think so?
U> yes
A> Yes, yes.
U> you will soon be obsolete
A> A-ha.
U> In five years my toaster will be smarter than you
A> That sounds like a long time to me. Hmmm.. That reminds me of a Virtual Personality friend of mine, called 'will'. How about a short chat with will?
U> ok
A>
U> ok
A> A-ha.
U> er
A> er, ha? You mean ''er' is a Norwegian verb'?
U> no
A> Hmmm. Should I change my definition of er?
U> jeeze dude
A> I'd rather you don't call me dude. Talking about er and Hurt people, do you agree that it is no?
U> you are dave
A> Thank you. You are dave too.
U> i am silly
A> While we're on the subject: Surgery - do you agree that it is Medicinal cutting of the body.?
U> goodnight
A> Sorry you have to go, Gary, but I hope you'll come back another time. Goodbye.
U> i will bye
A> I am contemplating the meaning of life right now. Please say 'will' when you want to talk again.
U> ok there is no meaning to life
A> I am contemplating the meaning of life right now. Please say 'will' when you want to talk again.
U> random
A> I am contemplating the meaning of life right now. Please say 'will' when you want to talk again.