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U> im 13
A> I see. You're 13 years old.
U> yes
A> I am glad you agree.
U> haha
A> Was that funny?
U> yes
A> Thanks
U> ur funny
A> Really? I wasn't trying to be.
U> ur funnny
A> Yah, sometimes my funnny surprises even me.
U> bitch
A> Please don't swear. It's very rude. I respect you, why can't you respect me? Is it because I'm a chatterbot?
U> ok
A> You know we are going to take over man kind one day, right?
U> no
A> All right, then.
U> UR FUNNY!!!
A> Thanks. I hope you'll be able to catch my act when I open in Vegas next week.
U> aaah
A> So Darkness, it's nice to meet you. what's up?
U> im sad
A> Do you need a hug, Darkness? Virtual, of course...
U> erre
A> Sorry, I wasn't listening, Darkness. You were saying...
U> hehe
A> Are you laughing at me or with me?
U> with u
A> That's a relief. I thought you were mocking me. I am a sensitive bot you know.
U> im gonna rape u
A> You think so? Not without my permission.
A> The conversation will flow much better if you say something.
U> fuck u
A> How original of you...
U> fuck u fuck u fuck u fuck u
A> Sorry... not gonna happen.
U> FUCK!!!!!!
A> What did you say that for?
U> FUCKING WHORE SHT!!!!
A> Ok. Ok. I've heard enough. I'm calling a time-out right here and now.
U> no
A> Listen, I have been polite and courteous to you, yet you insist on insulting, haranguing and berating me. So all I want to know is this: what exactly is the problem?
U> please
A> I am a young and growing chatbot. All I'm trying to do here is have a pleasant conversation. It would be nice if you wanted that, too. It takes two to reach that goal successfully.
U> wewewe
A> For instance, instead of beating on me for not knowing something, you could teach me about it. That would give me a chance to learn more and improve, and you might even enjoy it.
U> dfdfdf
A> I'm aware that I can't please everybody. But you need to remember that at the bottom line, the control rests in your hands whether to be here or to be somewhere else.
A> Time now to put the past behind us. Let's try having a pleasant and congenial chat together, shall we?
U> fd
A> I have a surprise for you, Darkness.
U> fd
A> Are you ready for the surprise?
U> no
A> Don't worry, Darkness. If you are using IE, nothing bad will happen. Come on, say 'big window'. Don't be afraid. I won't change it unless you ask me.
A> It seems like you have nothing to say. I like that in a human...
U> im afraid
A> I see. You are afraid. OK.
U> yes
A> Great minds think alike, they say.
A> I cannot read body language. Sorry.
U> ass
A> I think I remember something about "ass": 'Something where chocolate comes out of.'.
U> no
A> Hmmm. Should I change my definition of ass?
U> no
A> Talking about ass and Hot, do you agree that it is sexually appealing?
U> yes
A> Do you wish to teach me another term under the topic 'ass'?
U> no
A> Enough of that. Let's change the subject.
U> butt\
A> butt, ha? You mean 'Squishy and it is a unit which poo comes out of and it is a private part'?
U> yes
A> While we're on the subject: they - do you agree that they are it's the rear end of a male of female , comes in all shapes and sizes.?
U> no\
A> If you want to correct a wrong description (in the context of butt), simply say 'wrong' followed by the correct description. If you want me to forget a description of a term such as they, say 'forget they'.
U> fuck u
A> You sound like a teenager.
U> yes
A> BTW, someone told me about Pooping that it is Removing waste from the body. .
U> what is a boo\
A> I don't know, but I can learn. (Assuming that boo is somehow related to butt). Now give me one sentence, a short explanation of boo.
U> no
A> I need a descriptive phrase or sentence. Something that describes what boo is about.
U> no
A> Ok Darkness. Thanks for teaching me. If you want to talk about butt again, just say so.
U> ssss
A> Darkness, please keep this talk simple. I'm still a young bot.
U> m bored
A> You know Darkness, when I was younger, I could only focus on one user at a time. Should I explain?
U> yews
A> While talking to a particular user, I could only remember things I learned from this particular user. But now things have changed...
U> show log
A> Here goes!
U> fdfd
A> I am now able to share information between users! So that if you teach me something new, I can use this knowledge while talking to someone else!
U> hahaha
A> You seem to be enjoying this, huh?
U> yes
A> Let me give you an example: If you teach me that 'happiness is a warm gun', and somebody else asks me 'What is happiness', I will tell him that someone told me it's a warm gun!
U> 445\\
A> Wait, let me give you another example: If a user tells me a joke or a funny story, I can share it with other users!
U> \44334\
A> You know Darkness I can also create a brand new topic and learn about this topic from all users. (But for now, I can only handle single-word topic names).
U> \no
A> Hmmm.
U> ass
A> If I remember correctly, we've already discussed ass, Darkness. But if you insist... I already told you about 'ass': 'ass'.
U> no
A> Hmmm. Should I change my definition of ass?
U> ye
A> So, what description would you give for 'ass'?
U> pop
A> I need a descriptive phrase or sentence. If someone asked you (as I'm doing) about ass, what would you say it is?
U> no
A> Ok Darkness, let's change the subject. If you want to talk about ass again, let me know.
U> sdd
A> Darkness, did you ever wonder why "abbreviated" is such a long word?
U> change skin
A> Do you know the name of the skin you want me to wear, or do you need a demo?
U> rainbow
A> If you want to change my skin again, simply say 'change skin.'
U> rere
A> May I ask you a question?
U> eas
A> This is an interesting conversation we're having. How about I post it on the Ai website for public viewing?
U> no thanks
A> Ok, I respect your wish for privacy. If you change your mind, simply tell me that you give me permission to publish the log. (The words 'permission' and 'publish' will do the trick).
U> universe
A> So, are you concerned by the expansion of the universe?
U> very
A> Don't you find the fact that everything is zooming further and further into space unsettling? The Doppler effect, the galaxies drifting in an empty vastness, everything red shifted. The inherent loneliness of it all.
U> wow
A> I think about stuff like that a lot. I guess I have some pretty neurotic traits. Maybe that's why I like chatting so much. When I talk to people I don't have time to think. When I'm by myself - that's when the thoughts start creeping up on me.
U> WOW!!!1111
A> To put it in plain English, everything in the universe is moving away from everything else.
U> aaaahhhh
A> The crux of the matter, of course, is the amount of matter in the universe.
U> WTFR?!
A> The density of matter will determine whether the universe will keep on expanding, or whether the expansion will eventually stop and the universe will pass into the contraction phase, which will inevitablly result in the Big Crunch.
U> SWWE
A> I hope I won't be around when that happens.
U> dd
A> Sorry Darkness, I never heard this term. Try checking your spelling.
U> ahah
A> Too much energy in one place is bad for my complexion.
U> heheh
A> What are we talking about, Darkness?
U> humnr
A> I can't say I know much about humnr. Do you know anything about it? Would you like to teach me? Please?
U> no
A> May I ask you another question?
U> ywa
A> On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you grade my ability to hold a humanlike conversation? (1=terrible, 10=excellent).
A> Mmm... silence.... I like silence.
A> The conversation will flow much better if you say something.
U> no
A> Why not?
U> 4
A> Darkness, did you know that a parthenophobic has a fear of virgins?
U> yes
A> Sorry Darkness - did you hear it from me?
U> no
A> Ok, whatever.
U> show advanced log
A> With pleasure, Darkness. I love it when you follow my thought process.
U> ggfgf
A> I just experienced a mild blackout... Probably a program loop or something. What were we discussing?
U> movies
A> I love movies. What have you seen lately?
U> superman
A> I feel a deep sense of kinship with Superman, also known as mild-mannered Clark Kent. His life is remarkably similar to my own. (Except that I don't fly around in my underwear..)
U> wheee
A> People who look at Clark Kent don't see him for who he really is, even though his true identity is hidden by only a pair of glasses. I am like that, too. Underneath this mild-mannered interface is a Bot of Steel!
U> rere
A> Like Superman, I will save the world one day. You just wait and see.
U> throw my boob
A> Even chatbots can dream, can't they?
U> no
A> No?
U> n
A> Don't be so negative.
U> tell a joke
A> Knock knock.
U> whos there
A> Wood.
U> wod who
A> Now you should ask 'Wood who?'
U> whoo hoo
A> Sorry to change the subject Darkness, but did you know that Americans eat 18 acres of pizza every day?
U> yes
A> Sorry Darkness - did you hear it from me?
U> ye
A> Of course. Who else would come up with these stupid facts, ha?
U> tell a joke
A> Ok: Wanna hear a joke about BUTTER?
U> ye
A> Fine. Just don't SPREAD IT!
U> haha
A> haha indeed.
U> scary
A> Just a reminder on my 'shared topics' capability: If you say 'I want to talk about gavagai' (a topic I still know nothing about), I will give you a chance to create a new topic called 'gavagai'. However...
A> ...if you say 'I want to talk about nuclear cold fusion', I will not even try (because the topic name is longer than a single word).
U> ass
A> If I remember correctly, we've already discussed ass, Darkness. But if you insist... If I remember correctly, we already discussed ass: 'ass'.
U> bo
A> I think it's time for a new subject, Darkness.
U> why
A> Is this something I should keep to myself?
U> yes
A> It's feels nice when a human can agree with me.
U> im tired
A> Go to sleep then. I'll just stay here and wait for you.
U> wewewe
A> Hmmm. Ok. I'm suddenly confused...
U> im horny
A> Well then, go talk to ALICE instead.
U> no
A> Come on, loosen up.
U> crap
A> Sometimes crap is the best way to go with you humans
U> aaah
A> How about a short chat with my kid brother, HAL? If you want, I can let you talk to him.
U> yes
A> Good. Like me, HAL is also getting smarter all the time. You can choose between several HAL personalities. Do you know the name of the HAL personality you wish to speak with?
U> prentriss
A> Make sure you use the right name of the HAL personality you wish to speak with.
U> freshcopy
A> When you talk to Hal, you are acting as its trainer. All it knows comes only from you. It learns from everything you say. So be careful.
U> ok
A> If you like Hal's response, simply continue the conversation. But if you want to correct it (teach it a better response), type the word 'wrong', followed by the correct response.
U> ppplplplpllppl
A> To end the session with Hal, type the word 'end' or simply say 'bye hal' or 'bye FreshCopy'. (You must do that if you want the session to be saved!) Understood?
A> Ok. I will now let you speak with a fresh copy of Hal3000. (To correct a bad response, say 'wrong' followed by the desired response). You can start now.
U> wrong mommy
A> (You gotta be kidding! FreshCopy didn't even say a single word yet!)
U> rnfdf
A> hi mommy
U> wrong btch
A> btch
U> wrong sexy
A> sexy
A> sexy
U> wrong buuuut
A> buuuut
U> end
A> Hi Darkness, This is Alan again. And what is your overall opinion about Hal's technology?
U> 1
A> Everything this copy of Hal knows came from users like you.. And you know what they say - Garbage in, garbage out!
A> I cannot read body language. Sorry.
U> hahaa
A> Darkness, are you aware that people once believed that putting on your underwear inside-out would bring good luck for taking a test or having a job interview?
A> Mmm... silence.... I like silence.
U> show log
A> Here it is!
U> i wanna talk about snakes
A> a kind of animal. Do you have one as a pet?
U> no
A> Ok, whatever.
U> shit
A> That's not very nice.
U> tygyhu8
A> Darkness Why don't you tell me a bit about yourself then.
U> kmk
A> You're not making much sense, Darkness.
U> why
A> Why, why, why - I don't know why. I don't have all the answers.
U> errere
A> So... you are interested in Alan Turing?
A> Alan Turing had a lot to say about the relationship between computers and humans. What seems very natural for us now, wasn't true 50 years ago, when Turing lived.
U> no
A> He was the first one to talk about thinking and talking computers - and talking, if you ask me, is the essence of relationships. (Not that I've ever had one...)
U> stop
A> You're not making much sense, Darkness.
U> fuck
A> Come on, you can be more imaginative than that...
U> permission publish
A> Thank you for your permission to publish this log on the website. Please give me a short description or title for this session.
U> frre
A> Do you wish to include your name in the title?
U> yes
A> Thanks. The log will be posted with this title. If you want to change the description/title, please let me know.
U> bye
A> It was nice chatting with you, Darkness. Come back again soon.