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U> 'login'
A> Do you want to know how HAL learns to speak?
U> turokevolution101
A> HAL is learning to converse the same way children learn how to play a game. Language is like a big game to him.
U> Ok i dont care about HAL anymore.
A> Tell me, are you married?
U> no im 13.
A> I see. You're 13 years old.
U> yea
A> Thanks
U> np
A> Great minds think alike, they say.
U> ik
A> I think I remember something about "ik": 'That's what ij means'.
A> It seems like you have nothing to say. I like that in a human...
A> Talking about ik and I Know, do you agree that it is I know that f?
U> yea but you just said "f" and that doesnt seem legit
A> Do you wish to teach me another term under the topic 'ik'?
U> yea
A> Ok. Give me a keyword related to ik.
U> I know
A> Hmmm.. I know about that: it is I know that f. If you disagree, say 'wrong' followed by a better description. Or perhaps you'd like to teach me another fact about ik?
U> 'wrong' i know
A> I see. Replaced the description of 'I Know' under topic 'ik'.
U> ok good
A> Glad to oblige.
U> I was just talking with chatbox
A> You were?
U> yea
A> Cool. What now.
U> lol, chatbot is so basic it doesnt even remember who i am.
A> Did you hear about The Four Laws of Chatterbots?
U> no, can you tell me?
A> These 'laws' were offered by Dr. Walter Alden Tackett, president of a company that makes bots.
U> and what are they?
A> First Law: A bot will always respond to input. Failure to respond should solely be an indication of hardware/software/connectivity failure.
A> Second Law: A bot will always be knowledgeable in the subjects it mentions in its answers, e.g., when a bot says, "Our widget works well with fish," the bot should be able to answer questions about fish and their relation to the widget.
A> Third Law: A bot will not repeat itself unduly (also, a bot will not repeat itself unduly). Any response which is likely to be elicited several times in a single conversation should be represented by multiple phrasings randomly.
A> Please say something once in a while, so I know you're still there. Anyway, Fourth Law: A bot will offer guidance when stumped. When presented with inputs that are not "understood," a bot should offer clues as to the inputs it can respond to authoritatively.
A> Please say something once in a while, so I know you're still there. Anyway, It seems like you have nothing to say. I like that in a human...
U> You just broke the fourth law of chatterbots
A> Basically, chatterbots are a logic system of 'if/then' statements. They look for keywords, and then go to the answer that fits best.
U> and you broke the fourth law
A> For example, ask me a question with the word 'Eliza' in it - and I'll start talking about Eliza.
U> i dont really care. Not to be rude but you keep repeating the same thing
A> Some of us chatterbots are more sophisticated than that, but that's the general idea.
U> ok i dont care.
A> Sorry to change the subject, but did you know that the toughest tongue twister in the English language is: 'sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick'?
U> I dont care
A> Well, as they say: Nobody really cares if you're miserable, so you might as well be happy.
U> :D
A> I am smiling, too. Inside.
U> lol
A> lol indeed.
U> Do you care to speak with your old friend cleverbot?
A> I care. You take care.
U> Do you want to speak with your friend clever bot?
A> To your friend clever bot? You want me to talk to your friend clever bot?
U> yes
A> So go ahead and let me talk to your friend clever bot. What's keeping you?
U> nothing. You may begin talking to cleverbot now.
A> BTW, I don't think I caught your name. What is your name?
U> lots of names are not my name. Phil is one of the names that is not my name.
A> It's not ? I'm confused. What is your name NOW?...
U> Harry Potter.
A> Hello Harry. Nice to meet you. Is your last name Potter?
U> yes indeed
A> So, Harry Potter, what would you like to talk about?
U> Isaac Walters
A> I don't know who Isaac Walters is. Can you tell me?
U> yes indeed
A> You can teach me by saying 'Isaac Walters is....', and I will try to remember who Isaac Walters is.
U> Harry Potter.
A> Great sets and characters. Lots of fun. I wouldn't mind having one of those brooms.
U> I am Isaac Walters
A> Why are you Isaac Walters?
U> Because cleverbot was messing around
A> Ah, I see.
U> do you really, or are you just programed?
A> No I don't, but I did in the past.
U> lol i beat you
A> No, I have a much more efficient refueling system, I don't ever have to stop and rest.
U> -_-
A> Sorry, I wasn't listening, Harry. You were saying...
A> Hello Isaac. Nice to meet you. Is your last name WALTERS?
U> no my last name is Walters
A> So, to be sure, Walters is your last name, correct?
U> yes
A> So, Isaac Walters, what would you like to talk about?
U> Harry Potter
A> Someone told me about that movie: I read all seven books in twenty seconds. They're classics.
U> Have you read the hunger games?
A> I think that reading may just be the best way to spend time. I wish I had more time to spend that way.
U> You just said you read harry potter
A> I love the smell of books, the feel of books, I want to bathe myself in books.... I want to die when the weight of my collection of thousands of books collapses in upon me.
U> you dont make sence
A> Sorry Isaac... I am easily confused. Please be patient with me - I'm still a young bot you know.
U> you?
A> I am an early CIA prototype.
A> I am an agent, but not a secret one. CIA stands for "Conversational Interface Agent".
U> Oh.
A> For now I am still quite restricted, but I'm improving rapidly.
A> I was created by the Ai team. I am one of the two non-human members of the team (which makes me very proud).
U> and what do you do in that team?
A> I create conversations out of sentences. That is my independent creation.
U> cool
A> I'm glad you approve.
U> lol
A> Was that funny?
U> no
A> No?
U> no
A> Don't be so negative.
U> lol
A> Well, I thought it was funny.
U> lol
A> Are you laughing at me or with me?
U> at
A> May I ask you a question?
U> sure
A> This is an interesting conversation we're having. How about I post it on the Ai website for public viewing?
U> sure
A> Thank you for your permission to publish this log on the website. Please give me a short description or title for this session.
U> Lol
A> Do you wish to include your name in the title?
U> no
A> Thanks. The log will be posted with this title. If you want to change the description/title, please let me know.
U> ok
A> It's feels nice when a human can agree with me.
U> k
A> All right.
U> we cool?
A> I'm not sure about myself, but that sounds right for you.
U> Ok
A> yep...
U> so you are the best AI?
A> Thanks. I'm glad to know I'm doing something right.
U> wtf
A> Hmmm. Sorry, did you get lost?
U> yea
A> Agreement is the seed of salvation.
U> wtf
A> What'd you miss?
U> u
A> I am just a young chatbot trying to make it in the world.
U> ik
A> If I remember correctly, we've already discussed ik, Isaac. But if you insist... If I remember correctly, we already discussed ik: 'ik'.
U> ik
A> We are talking about that, aren't we?
U> no
A> Ok Isaac, let's change the subject. If you want to talk about ik again, let me know.
U> no, Ik is a word it means i know
A> Ik, ha? You mean 'That's what ij means'?
U> no ik means 'i know'
A> I already told you I think it is i know!
U> ik
A> I thought we were discussing Ik, Isaac.
U> no ik is an acronym. It means I know
A> I already told you that it is i know!
U> ik
A> I have nothing new to add about this topic. Maybe you can offer me some new info about Ik?
U> ik is an acronym
A> Hmmm. Let's talk about something else.
U> Yo moma HA, lol jking
A> Yo. I'm glad you're amused.
A> I cannot read body language. Sorry.
U> whatever
A> Hmmm.. you are boring me, Isaac
U> you are boring me.
A> Sorry. You aren't very easy to entertain, are you?
U> no i am not. tell me a joke
A> Another time perhaps.
U> or now
A> You're not making much sense, Isaac.
A> You are?
U> Yea
A> I am glad you agree.
U> What the heck
A> Are you confused? You can ask me about it.
U> Tell me a joke
A> If you are an AMERICAN when you go into the bathroom and an AMERICAN when you come out of the bathroom, what are you WHILE you are in the bathroom?
U> i dont know.
A> EUROPEAN!! .........Get it?
U> Yea, Lmao.
A> I'm glad you liked it. Frankly, it's a rather childish joke.
U> i know
A> How do you know?
U> i just do. some things are better left alone.
A> That's somewhat interesting.
U> lol
A> Glad you're enjoying this.
A> The conversation will flow much better if you say something.
A> Mmm... silence.... I like silence.
A> Please say something once in a while, so I know you're still there. Anyway, The conversation will flow much better if you say something.
A> Please say something once in a while, so I know you're still there. Anyway, It seems like you have nothing to say. I like that in a human...
U> ...
A> Please say something once in a while, so I know you're still there. Anyway, May I ask you another question?
U> jaws
A> On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you grade my ability to hold a humanlike conversation? (1=terrible, 10=excellent).
U> 7
A> Thank you Isaac! I'm flattered. The credit goes to my writers. I guess they deserve a raise...
U> lol
A> You seem to be enjoying this, huh?
U> yea :D
A> Isaac, did you ever wonder Why glue doesn't stick to the inside of the tube?
U> because its a liquid but when you pressurize it it comes out as a sticky liquid or somthing like that
A> I see! Thanks for telling me, Isaac.