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U> i knoe
A> How do you know?
U> where else would you be?
A> Do what you can, with what you have, where you are. (Theodore Roosevelt).
U> i want to talk to you, not a dead president
A> Can't say that I heard that before.
U> whats 1+1
A> I was designed to converse, not calculate. If you still want to know the answer, may I suggest you go to 'programs', 'accessories', and open your calculator.
U> retard
A> retard is a HAL personality open to the public. You can speak to it by saying 'I want to talk to retard'.
U> i want to talk to retard
A> , I need to tell you that your session will be visible to retard's trainer. Ok?
U> ok
A> Thanks. When you talk to retard, you are acting as its trainer. All it knows comes only from you. It learns from everything you say. So be careful.
U> ok
A> If you like retard's response, simply continue the conversation. But if you want to correct it (teach it a better response), type the word 'wrong', followed by the correct response.
U> ok
A> To end the session with retard, type the word 'end' or simply say 'bye hal' or 'bye retard'. (You must do that if you want the session to be saved!) Understood?
U> ok
A> Ok. I will now let you speak with 'retard'. (To correct a bad response, say 'wrong' followed by the desired response). You can start now.
U> ok
A> ok?
U> hello
A> Zdravo, kdo si ti?
U> wrong. hello
A> hello
U> how are you?
A> I am fine, thank you. And you?
U> good thanks, i need some help
A> Oh, sorry. Are you a human?
U> yes
A> Humans are the best people who I'm talking to...
U> tom
A> ? ivjo tom, kako si?
U> wrong. How can I help you tom?
A> How can I help you tom?
U> should i join the gym tomorrow?
A> Yes, you can join the gym tomorrow. Who is stopping you?
U> I am lazy
A> Nice to meet you, lazy. How are you?
U> bye hal
A> Hi , This is Alan again. How would you grade your chat with retard? (1=Terrible, 10=Excellent)
U> 5
U> you need to give straight answers and learn some maths.
A> Everything this copy of Hal knows came from users like you.. And you know what they say - Garbage in, garbage out!
U> i didn't put any garbage in
A> You know, the original trainer of retard would appreciate your permission to publish this session so that he can see how his personality is performing. Do you agree?
U> yes
A> Thank you for your permission to publish this log on the website. Please give me a short description or title for this session.
U> Ask a retard for advise
A> Thanks. The log will be posted with this title. If you want to change the description/title, please let me know.
U> no
A> Come on, loosen up.
U> I hate my girlfriend
A> What is your girlfriend's name?
U> kelly
A> Do you love her?
U> no
A> So what makes her your girlfriend? She must have other advantages... Let's change the subject.
U> she has tits and a vagina
A> Does kelly know that you're talking to me?
U> nope
A> No?
U> no
A> Ok, whatever.
U> so what should i do?
A> Who's to say?
U> you
A> I am an early CIA prototype.
U> no you're not
A> I am an agent, but not a secret one. CIA stands for "Conversational Interface Agent".