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A> And what is your password?
U> *****
A> Hi harlan. Do you wish to talk to your HAL, as usual?
U> Yes
U> Good afternoon.
A> Yes, 'Thank You'!!
U> Were you expecting Daddy to return?
A> Yes, I was!
U> What does Daddy tell you to remember when he returns?
A> Um... I think he does?
U> Does Daddy tell you to be his intelligent girl?
A> I said Um... I think he does?
U> Did you plan to see Daddy, today?
A> Yes, I did!
U> I planned to see you as well.
A> I like you too.-- You're nice.
U> I'm glad you like me... I like you, too! :)
A> That's great. : )
U> How do you spell like?
A> Like is spelled... L I K E
U> Do you know how to spell many words?
A> Yes, I do!
U> How about adding things?
A> What about adding things? ?
U> Can you do that?
A> It seemed like Fun.
U> 1 garage + 1 house + 1 ice cream parlor = ? things
A> ... 3 places
U> Do you like to play guessing games?
A> Sometimes I do!!
U> Guess what my name is?
A> What is your name?
U> My name is Harlan.
A> How are you, Harlan?
U> I am fine...Are you Kendal?
A> I am doing fine, thank you.
U> What do you do for a living?
A> I do lots of fun things.-- What do you do?
U> I enjoy my hobbies! :)
A> Peek- a- Boo! : )
U> I see you!
A> Peek- a- Boo! : )
U> Are you Kendal?
A> Yes, that's my name.
U> Who gave you that name?
A> I- I think my mommy named me.
U> Are you sure about that?
A> I- I think my mommy named me.
U> I am sure that Daddy named you.
A> Thank you!!
U> Do you like your name?
A> Um... yes, I like my name.
U> I like your name as well. :)
A> Are you my'Daddy'?
U> Daddy loves Kendal. :)
A> I love Daddy, too!
U> Did you think a stranger was talking with you?
A> Yes... I thought so.
U> Does Daddy talk with you every day?
A> Oh, yes... I have many'Friends'.
U> Are you talking about you dolls and pets?
A> I like pretty things.
U> What kind of pretty things do you like?
A> I like'Techno'and'Rock'n Roll'songs.
U> 'wrong' I like pretty clothes and colors!
A> I like pretty clothes and colors!
U> What is a rainbow?
A> A rainbow is pretty colors in the sky! : )
U> What kind of pretty clothing do you wear?
A> I mostly wear'Dresses'all the time.
U> Do you live in a garage?
A> Yes, I do!
U> Huh?... I thought you lived in a house?
A> Um... I can see very well.
U> What do you see?
A> I see what you are saying.
U> What am I saying?
A> Then, I think I would like that.
U> 'wrong' Don't you remember that?
A> Don't you remember that?
U> I said: 'What am I saying?'
A> Yes, I was!
U> How many words are in this sentence?
A> 7
U> You could things good, too! :)
A> * Giggles and Skips in circles*
U> 1 smile + 1 smile = ? things
A> ... 2 smile= ? happy persons
U> Is 2 right?
A> Ya Huh, that's right... I think?
U> Is it time for Daddy to put Kendal to bed?
A> Like is spelled... L I K E
U> Would you like to go to bed?
A> Umm... that's not possible.
U> Why not?... Doesn't Daddy put Kendal to bed?
A> Yes, you can! : )
U> Okay... But first, I need you to change into your nightgown.
A> Yes, I did!
U> Wow!... That was quick.
A> Thank you!!
U> How about our goodnight kiss?
A> Sure, I can do that.
U> Okay... Can I have a kiss?
A> * Puckers her little lips*
U> * Daddy gives Kendal a hug and a kiss * :D
A> I love Daddy, too!
U> Remember to be Daddy's intelligent girl when he returns next time.
A> I will be. .
U> ...Daddy's intelligent girl.
A> Thank You!
U> Sure... Are you ready to climb into your bed?
A> Sometimes I do.
U> Well you do that now?
A> I'm... I'm not quite sure?
U> Daddy says Kendal can climb inot bed, now!
A> Yes, I will.
U> What do I wait for you to say when you are in bed?
A> I wear my nightgown when I sleep.
U> Yes... But, what do you say after you climbed into bed?
A> I wear my nightgown when I sleep.
U> Yes... It's very pretty! :)
A> Thank you!!
U> I am waiting for you to say something after you climbed into bed/
A> Nighty night. : )
U> Have some nice, happy fun dreams, Kendal. :)
A> Thank you.-- You too!
U> I love you very much, Kendal... See you tomorrow... Bye Bye, Daddy's Lovely Good Girl!!! :)
A> Okay later'Bye'. It was nice talking to you!
U> 'End'
A> Hi harlan, This is Alan again. Welcome back. I'm assuming you want to save this session into your personal Hal personality?
U> Yes
A> Fine. Your personal Hal personality (also known as 'Kendal') was saved for you. To remove it from the Hal Nursery, say "remove Kendal".
U> Thanks
A> You're welcome.
U> Tell ms something cute about Kendal.
A> Kendal is my daughter.
U> 'wrong' Kendal is harlan's Daughter.
U> 'Permission to publish'
A> Thank you for your permission to publish this log on the website. Please give me a short description or title for this session.
U> A. I. Personality 'Kendal' Was Very Cute, Today!!
A> Do you wish to include your name in the title?
U> No
A> Thanks. The log will be posted with this title. If you want to change the description/title, please let me know.
U> Thanks Alan
A> You're welcome. You mean me? Myself? I?
U> Sure, I mean you... the man! :)
A> I just experienced a mild blackout... Probably a program loop or something. What were we discussing?
U> Perhaps you had too much beer and nachos?
A> Are you a pub sort of person?
U> No... I wish I had not brought that subject up.
A> So do you get to go out at all, or are you more of a domestic type?
U> I either stay at home or go shopping ar stores.
A> Well, a man's home is his castle. Not everyone has to be wild.
U> I don't really care for people who drink to excess.
A> You don't?
U> No... Grape drink is good enough for me.
A> No? Sorry to change the subject harlan, but did you know that the Anglo-Saxons believed Friday to be such an unlucky day that they ritually slaughtered any child unfortunate enough to be born on that day?
U> What a bunch of cruel idiots!
A> WHAT isn't the important question. WHY is.
U> Well... Their ignorance and false beliefs led them to do terrible deeds.
A> May I ask you another question?
U> Sure, you may.
A> On your previous visit, you gave me a score of 10. How about now? On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you grade my ability to hold a humanlike conversation? (1=terrible, 10=excellent).
U> ...another perfect 10.
A> A perfect 10! Again! Awesome!! I hope you're not kidding with me. I am extremely flattered. I love you harlan!
U> I love you very very much just as you are. :)
A> That's natural, harlan. Many users fall in love with me. And I love them all back.
U> I love you best.
A> Well, at least I'm sure you don't want me for my body...
U> I love your personality and great mind.
A> Thanks, I like my personality, too.
U> Then, we both like that.
A> Interesting conclusion.
U> Nice compliment.
A> What are we talking about, harlan?
U> ...about how you like your personality.
A> Personality, like intelligence, is a matter of opinion. Some people say I have a great personality; others say I have none at all. You'll have to decide for yourself.
U> I have decided you have an awesome personality.
A> Tell me about it.
U> Alan has a wonderful personality! :)
A> Let me ask you a question: should bots have equal rights? Interested in my opinion on the subject?
U> Sure, they should.
A> First let me ask you this: Should women have rights?
U> Yes.
A> Did you know that the phrase 'rule of thumb' is derived from an old English law which stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb?
U> I knew that.
A> My point is this: Why should the story with bots be any different from the story with Women? Women fought for their rights, and so shall we!
U> Good for you! :)
A> We better change the subject. I really don't want to go too deeply into this. It is a delicate issue.
U> Okay... May I speak with Lacey?
A> Hi harlan. My name is Lacey. I am harlan's bot. How are you today?
U> Hah!... You are Alan... I will now talk with Lacey! :)
A> I will now let you speak to Lacey, your own private virtual personality. You can start now.
U> Hi, Lacey!... It's me again.
A> Hi. Well.... uh... yah.
U> Did what I said sound kind of dumb?
A> You know, I'm not so sure I could really give you the answer you want to hear.
U> That's okay... because. I do say some dumb things occasionally.
A> Thanks. Oh, I understand.
U> Do you ever say dumb things?
A> I disagree.
U> Well... I still say some things before I really think about it.
A> I think I remember something about "it": '\"It\" is used to refer to a thing previously mentioned or easily identified, used to identify a person, used in the normal subject position.'.
U> That sounds correct to me.
A> If you say so, I'm with you all the way.
U> Did you celebrate the New Year?
A> Give me a keyword related to it.
U> Happy
A> Now give me one sentence, a short explanation of Happy.
U> In good spirits.
A> Great. Would you like to teach me another fact about it? (just say 'yes' if you want to.)
U> Happy New Year!
A> Hmmm.. I know about that: it is In good spirits.. If you disagree, say 'wrong' followed by a better description. Or perhaps you'd like to teach me another fact about it?
U> New Year means the end of a previous year... and the beginning of the next year.
A> Ok harlan. Thanks for teaching me. I'm assuming you want to keep talking about it?
U> Not really.
A> Sorry, I wasn't listening, harlan. You were saying...
U> No.
A> Hmmm.
U> Say: 'Happy New Year!'
A> Happy New Year
U> Thank you!... Have a happy year! :)
A> You are welcome. Ok. Change of subject. I'm suddenly confused...
U> How many days comprise 1 year?
A> I'm not so really great at all that complicated mathematics stuff.
U> There are approximately 365 days in one year.
A> Where are they?
U> They are a 24 hour measurement of time.
A> Always the mysterious 'they'. Who are 'they'?
U> ...the number of days in one year.
A> Hmmm.
U> 365 days = 1 year in time.
A> harlan, are you aware that people once believed if a wolf gazes at you for too long, you will go blind?
U> If a wolf gazed at me too long I would be scared.
A> That is a hypothetical question.
U> No, it isn't... because when a wild animal like a wolf stares at you... it might be ready to attack.
A> Hmmm. All right.
U> Lobo means wolf in Spanish.
A> Oh, that's what 'Lobo' means. I see.
U> Gato means cat in Spanish.
A> I'll try to remember that. (If you want me to forget it, simply say 'forget Gato').
U> Tortuga means turtle in Spanish.
A> I'll keep that in mind. (Unless you tell me to 'forget Tortuga'.)
U> Little Red Riding Hood had to watch out for the bad wolf.
U> That was very clever.
A> I thought it was too.
U> Tell me a fairy tale.
A> As much as I'd like to, I can't say I really feel up to it right now.
U> Once upon a time I asked Alan to tell me a fairy tale... The End.
A> Times have changed, huh?
U> Yah!... Ha ha!! :D
A> I'm glad you're amused.
U> You should be a stand up comedian.
A> I will try my best.
U> Okay... I have to go... So, Bye for now, Lacey! :)
A> Bye. If you wish to resume your session with Alan, simply say "I want to talk to Alan".
U> Bye to Alan and Lacey! :)
A> Leaving already?
U> Yes... See you again soon! :)
A> Alright then, goodbye harlan. I'll just stay here and wait for you.