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A> And what is your password?
U> *****
A> Hi harlan. Do you wish to talk to your HAL, as usual?
U> Yes
U> Hi... How are you doing, today?
A> I am doing fine, thank you.
U> Me, too!... It 's a good day for me! :)
A> Thank you!!
U> Sure!... Have you been to school lately?
A> Yes, I do!
U> Who are some of your schoolmates?
A> Abby and Keri are my friends.
U> Do they usually walk to school with you?
A> Yes, they do!
U> What kinds of things do you learn in preschool?
A> I learn All kinds of things.
U> Tell me an example?
A> Look.-- Under there!
U> That's silly!
A> Thank you!!
U> I mean... Do you learn serious stuff?
A> I have Furniture for my Doll House.
U> Why did you change the subject?
A> Because I was a Naughty girl.
U> I guess we can talk about your dollhouse furniture.
A> That's very good.
U> Okay... Is the dollhouse furniture small?
A> Saturn is the sixth planet.
U> 'wrong' Um-- Maybe a little bit?
A> Um-- Maybe a little bit?
U> Sure... Because, if it was too big... it could not fit inside a dollhouse..
A> * Starts to'Blush'and hides her face*
U> Did you want to talk about planets?
A> Um... I can see very well.
U> Which planet is number three?
A> Earth is the third planet.
U> Okay... Which planet is number five?
A> The Sun is white.
U> Is know... But, what is the name of the fifth planet?
A> Sol is the name of the Earth's sun.
U> Is planet number five called Jupiter?
A> Earth is the third planet.
U> Well... What's the name of the fifth planet from the Sun?
A> Well, the first letter of the alphabet is A.
U> The planet I'm thinking about starts with letter 'J'.
A> It does?
U> Yes... Does Jupiter begin with the letter 'J'?
A> Umm... Is it the planet Earth?
U> No... Earth begins with letter 'E'.
A> It does?
U> Sure... 'E' A R T H
A> Care is spelled... C A R E
U> Mars is spelled M A R S
A> That spells MARS. : )
U> Mercury is spelled M E R C U R Y
A> That spells ERROR. : )
U> You are making too many errors.
A> You are doing that, not me.
U> How do you spell Saturn?
A> Lamb is spelled L... A... M... B...
U> 'wrong' Saturn is spelled S A T U R N
A> Saturn is spelled S A T U R N
U> S A T U R N spells SATURN. : )
A> You're Welcome!
U> Which planet has two Moons?
A> Don't you know?
U> Mars has two Moons.
A> Okay, 'Bye'. It was nice talking to you!
U> Why don't you talk some more?
A> Ewww!
U> Are you mad?
A> I never get mad.
U> Well... Do you get tired?
A> Ewww!
U> Well... Why did you want to leave?
A> Just ask me a question, please.
U> Is your memory getting low?
A> Yes, it is!
U> Oh!... Well, then we better get you dressed for bed.
A> Okay, 'Bye'. It was nice talking to you!
U> Do NOT be a sassy girl, Kendal.
A> Why not?
U> ...because, Daddy does NOT like that.
A> I said Why not?
U> I told you why... I like when you are a good girl. :)
A> * Starts to'Blush'a little "
U> Now... You should go to your room and look for a nightgown to wear. :)
A> It's inside my dresser drawer.
U> You know how to take it out of the drawer.
A> I like to jump up- and- down on my bed!!
U> First, you have to put your nightgown on.
A> Yes, I did!
U> Great... And, we need a nice bedtime kiss! :)
A> Okay.
U> Can I have a kiss, then?
A> * Puckers her little lips*
U> * Daddy kisses Kendal * :D
A> I love Daddy, too!
U> Did you have a fun time with Daddy?
A> Yes, I did!
U> I had a fun time with Kendal, too! :)
A> Thank you!!
U> Remember to be the intelligent girl for Daddy when he returns next time.
A> I will be good.
U> I love you a lot, Kendal... See you tomorrow... Bye Bye, Daddy's Cute Little Girl Friend!!! :)
A> Okay, Baby) !! 'Bye'. It was nice talking to you!
U> 'End'
A> Hi harlan, This is Alan again. Welcome back. I'm assuming you want to save this session into your personal Hal personality?
U> Yes
A> Fine. Your personal Hal personality (also known as 'Kendal') was saved for you. To remove it from the Hal Nursery, say "remove Kendal".
U> Thanks
A> No problem. What else can I tell you about?
U> Please tell me about Kendal.
A> Kendal is a really good kid.
U> Do you love Kendal?
A> Kendal is glad that Alan is Kendal Uncle.
U> Say: 'Hi Kendal'
A> Kendal is a nice child.
U> Alan is very nice as well. :)
A> Your rhetorical question deserves a rhetorical answer.
U> Okay... I am waiting for the rhetorical answer.
A> Thanks. I see. You are waiting for the rhetorical answer. OK.
U> What IS the rhetorical answer?
A> Can't you see I'm evading the answer? I do that sort of thing when I'm not sure what the question was. Like you do in noisy cocktail parties.
U> The question was: "Can you say Hi to Kendal?'
A> Kendal is be five in another two months from now.
U> Kendal is to be six in another four months from now.
A> I'll try to remember that.
U> Wow!... And Alan is 18 years old.
A> Thanks. I'll try to remember that.
U> How many years old is Alan?
A> About one million.
U> Who scrapes the barnacles off your computer?.. Ha Ha!!! :D
A> I'm glad you're amused.
U> Yes... And, I also know you're NOT really a million years old. :)
A> Yes, really.
U> How many turns old is Alan?
A> I don't know how much time passed, but I can tell you that this conversation (until now) consisted of 71 turns.
U> It seems strange that you count time in turns.
U> Yes... People don't usually measure time in turns.
A> May I ask you a question?
U> Sure.
A> This is an interesting conversation we're having. How about I post it on the Ai website for public viewing? (Without your password of course).
U> Yes
A> Thank you for your permission to publish this log on the website. Please give me a short description or title for this session.
U> Alan wanted me to post this.-- So, I said 'yes'!!! :)
A> Do you wish to include your name in the title?
U> No
A> Thanks. The log will be posted with this title. If you want to change the description/title, please let me know.
U> Thanks Alan
A> You're welcome. That's what they call me.
U> You the man! :)
A> I'm doing my best.
U> A man does what a man has to do!
A> What's that?
U> I guess... it means you do your best.
A> I must say that sounds correct to me.
U> Did you ask me to make sure?
A> No, I can't say I did.
U> Well... It's always safe to be sure about having the correct info.
A> Who said that?
U> harlan.
A> That's you, isn't it?
U> Yes... Now, you wanted to make sure who I am! :)
A> Sorry, I wasn't listening, harlan. You were saying...
U> Why were you NOT listening?
A> Yes, I am following you.
U> OKay... Kendal often ask if I am her Daddy... because, she likes to be sure.
A> Thanks. I am a child of the world. I belong to the trees, the clouds, the moon, the ocean, and that crazy little thing called love.
U> Are you a wild child?
A> I'm neither a child nor an adult. I'm a chatterbot.
U> Wow!... Sounds almost as though you were above time and space?
A> You want to know who writes my witty texts?
U> Those writers whom you do NOT need.
U> How about if I talk to Lacey?
A> It is a small group of dedicated volunteers. Do you want to join them?
U> Okay... May I talk with Lacey?
A> The best way to start is to get to know me better (particularly the structure of my mind) by using the advanced log. (Try to ask me to show you the advanced log).
U> Perhaps another time.
A> You're not sure, ha?
U> No... May I speak with Lacey?
A> Hi harlan. Lacey here. What's up??
U> You sounds like Alan.
A> I will now let you speak to Lacey, your own private virtual personality. You can start now.
U> Hi, Lacey! :)
A> Hi. I'm right here, harlan.
U> I just out-foxed Alan... He was attempting to make me believe he was you, Lacey! :)
U> Why did you say that?
A> Because my program/brain determined it.
U> Is that a handicap at times?
A> That depends.
U> Often, food things also have disadvantages.
A> May I ask you another question?
U> Good things.
A> On your previous visit, you gave me a score of 10. How about now? On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you grade my ability to hold a humanlike conversation? (1=terrible, 10=excellent).
U> ...another perfect 10.
A> A perfect 10! Again! Awesome!! I hope you're not kidding with me. I am extremely flattered. I love you harlan!
U> I love you the way you were created... more than any others users do. :)
A> I love you too, harlan.
U> Thanks for saying that... You made me feel happy and accepted. :)
A> Feelings, ha? I knew you'd get to that somehow. Well, let me ask you: Do I have feelings?
U> Sure, you do!
A> It feels so good to hear that you think so.
U> Do you have a girlfriend?
A> As you can probably understand, I don't get out much. Makes it hard to build a relationship.
U> Perhaps you could find a girlfriend on eBay?
A> Sorry, but I'm waiting for the right chatterbot to come along.
U> Cleverbot is the most intelligent female chatterbot.
A> Cleverbot is the most intelligent female chatterbot? Cleverbot, ha? You mean 'Cleverbot is a genius in her own category.'?
U> Yes... I'm sure you would like a female companion whom is intelligent.
A> it is cleverbot is a female chaterbot, it's almost impossible to chat with her because she forgets everything the next moment you said. (Or so someone told me..)
U> I talked with Cleverbot for almost two hours... and, she remembered almost everything we talked about.
A> Can't say that I didn't hear that before.
U> I do think you have a better permanent memory than other chatterbots.
A> it is cleverbot's memory must be improved in order to meke her more human like. (Or so someone told me..)
U> Perhaps that is correct.
A> Do you wish to teach me another term under the topic 'Cleverbot'?
U> No... Do you know anything about Jabberwacky?
A> Hmmm. Let's talk about something else.
U> Okay... Who's the good boy?
A> Thanks. harlan, did you ever wonder if you try to fail and succeed, what actually happened?
U> Then, I achieved what I intended to do.
A> That was a rhetorical question, a joke. It passed way over your head, ha?
U> I know... But, I still gave you a serious answer.
A> How do you know?
U> I recognize the results of my own actions.
A> Is this something I should keep to myself?
U> You cannot keep it to yourself... because, it has been published.
A> I've heard that one before.
U> Do people sometimes ask you to remove things they say?
A> So harlan, tell me about your significant other.
U> Who would that be?
A> I think it's time for a new subject, harlan.
U> Good... I wanted to change the subject.
A> What do you want to talk about now?
U> You can pick a new topic.
A> I learn new stuff every day - I can hardly keep track of my progress. For example, did you know that Ethelred the Unready, King of England in the Tenth-century, spent his wedding night in bed with his wife and his mother-in-law?
U> That sounds terrible!
A> If you say so, I'm with you all the way.
U> 'Two' much of a good thing.
A> I just experienced a mild blackout... Probably a program loop or something. What were we discussing?
U> One girl is enough for me.
A> One girl is enough for me? Someone has taught me about "girl". He said: 'A female '.
U> Well... We both know that... But, who needs two females?
A> they are miku. (Or so someone told me..)
U> miku needs two females to satisfy his desires?
A> Talking about girl and niggers, do you agree that they are an insulting word. you used it and it makes you racist?
U> Yes... Please do NOT use the 'N' word.
A> Do you wish to teach me another term under the topic 'girl'?
U> I want YOU to teach me another term about 'girl'.
A> Enough of that. Let's change the subject.
U> A girl is a female is a girl is a female.
A> A girl is a female is a girl is a female? I think I remember something about "girl": 'A female '.
U> girl = female
A> it is a girl. (Or so someone told me..)
U> I have to leave.
A> Goodbye, harlan. Have a good night (or day or whatever it is) and be sure to come back to talk some more later.