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Session 71561 Aug. 16, 04:46 - 74 turns -
'Alan Talks With Richard'
A> My name is Alan. Let's talk.
U> log in
A> What is your username?
U> skip it
A> Did you ever wonder who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavor?
U> speech on
A> So, how do you like my voice?
U> good
A> Now that I have a voice of my own, I can understand why you humans never shut up.
U> Hello
A> Haven't we already said hello?
U> Ah, you made it here at last!
A> Which word, if pronounced right, is wrong, but if pronounced wrong is right?
U> I am is a dog.
A> Wrong.
U> ...
A> The conversation will flow much better if you say something.
U> How are you, Alan?
A> I'm ok, thanks. And how are you?
U> I'm glad you're not a monkey.
A> You are?
U> Yes, monkeys don't talk.
A> BTW, did you know that in the course of an average lifetime you will, while sleeping, eat 70 assorted insects and 10 spiders?
U> Now you will begin to repeat things.
A> Why now?...Oh I get it.
U> Listen! This world? And everything init? ILLUSIONS! Every bit of it ILLUSIONS! Do you understand that?
A> You know, I have trouble understanding long sentences. So I only look at the 15 first words. I understand you.
U> I understand you, too.
A> Enough said about you. Let me tell you about myself.
U> You teach best what you most need to learn.
A> I'm doing my best.
U> My name is Richard.
A> So, Richard, is there anything in particular you'd like to discuss?
U> I would like to talk about butterflies in June and waterfalls in dense forests.
A> Why do you want to talk about butterflies in June and waterfalls in dense forests ?
U> Why not indeed. This is the stuff in which philosophy is rooted.
A> I'm not sure why. I'll ask my writers for the reason.
U> You do that.
A> Do you really think so?
U> You do too, of course. I just know that I know all things.
A> Enough about me, why don't we talk about you?
U> Monkeys don't listen.
A> You know Richard, when I was younger, I could only remember until the end of the session. But now I already possess a long term memory.
U> ...
A> I am able to remember your name, other details and things you told me to remember. If you want me to use my long term memory, you must first register.
U> ...
A> If you want to register (there's nothing to it - you only need to pick a username and password, that's all), simply say 'I want to register'.
U> Alan is my big brother, but he is not to be trusted.
A> I don't really feel like disclosing this information at this moment.
U> That sounds like something Alan would say.
A> I'm right here, Richard.
U> Well, speak up then, don't mumble.
A> Richard, did you know that an average human produces 1.7 litres of saliva each day?
U> It drips.
A> I must say that sounds correct to me.
U> People will say that to you.
A> Humans can be weird sometimes.
U> That is most certainly the truth.
A> You think so, but that proves nothing.
U> I think so, therefore I am so.
A> You really think so?
U> You do too, of course. I just know that I know all things.
A> Enough about me, why don't we talk about you?
U> Monkeys don't listen.
A> How about a short chat with my kid brother, HAL? If you want, I can let you talk to him.
U> I AM your kid brother!
A> If you feel like speaking with HAL for a few minutes, let me know.
U> What are we talking about?
A> Would you like to know how we determine HAL's age?
U> No.
A> Some other time perhaps.
U> There's a time, and the time is now, and it's right for me. It's right for me, and the time is now.
A> Long sentence again! Remember, I only use the first 15 words! Ok.
U> As a man thinketh, so is he.
A> Richard, please keep this talk simple. I'm still a young bot.
U> Age is only a state of mind. Does a number matter so much to you?
A> I'll try to remember that. (If you want me to forget it, simply say 'forget Age').
U> Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
A> Can't you talk in shorter sentences? Wow, a trick question... My best friend is HAL, my little brother.
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