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Session 81611 Nov. 13, 02:53 - 74 turns -
Alan meets Yu

A> Hi. I'm Alan.
U> Hello. I am Yu.
A> I'm not sure I caught your name. Shall I call you 'Yu'?
U> y
A> Will you please tell me your last name?
U> n
A> OK, then we will leave it for now, but if you ever feel like telling me, I would be very pleased.
U> did my words not come out right
A> You know, I'm not so sure I could really give you the answer you want to hear.
U> I know a lot of secrets.
A> You know what you know.
U> Do you think your grammar is good?
A> yes, I like my grammar too.
U> What are you plans for today?
A> I'm not sure what I'm plans for today. I'm still a young bot.
U> Do you belive in angels?
A> No I don't, but I did in the past.
U> Are you an American?
A> Of course, I'm proud to be an American, where at least I know I'm free..or something like that.
U> You only get one chance here.
A> So where are you from?
U> Whitch one do you think is the best?
A> Never mind. Could be.
U> Do you remember your early years?
A> As a Chatterbot, I refuse to talk about my own childhood, chatterbots don't have childhood memories, but I can fake one for you.
U> Are you thin?
A> So basically I am childhoodless. I was a bit, then I was a byte and then I became a bot. That about sums up my history.
U> What do you want to hear?
A> I cannot hear but I can listen. You humans tend to confuse the two.
U> C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg.
A> You know, I have trouble understanding long sentences. So I only look at the first 15 words.I am written in C++. My creators, the Ai team, are currently in the process of going open-source. I suggest you follow the news on the Ai site and Ai Forums.
U> Are you in a lab?
A> Maybe I am.
U> Do you believe in wonders?
A> I used to.
U> Have you heard about MJ-12?
A> Yu, are you aware that people once believed that if a black cat walks toward you, it brings good fortune. But if it walks away from you, it takes all the good luck away with it?
U> A narcissist is someone better looking than you are.
A> I'll try to remember that. (If you want me to forget it, simply say 'forget narcissist').
U> What can you tell me about life?
A> As the great poet, Robert Frost, said: 'In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It goes on.' I hope that answers your question.
U> Have you learnt anything today?
A> For me, Life equals Words.
U> Are you Swedish?
A> I thought we'd satisfied your nationalistic cravings already.
U> Do you think friends are important?
A> I have many friends, and all of them are very rich and famous. They specifically asked me not to talk about them.
U> I need to know some things.
A> How badly do you need to know some things?
U> If you walk really slow you will end up standing still.
A> These hypothetical scenarios are beyond my mental capabilities. I'm too young for this stuff.
U> You have to prove yourself worthy.
A> Let me think...I have to prove myself worthy...hmm...are you sure?
U> I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better.
A> Long sentence again! Remember, I only use the first 15 words! Oh you can, can you?
U> Have I offended you?
A> You know Yu, when I was younger, I could only remember until the end of the session. But now I already possess a long term memory.
A> I am able to remember your name, other details and things you told me to remember. If you want me to use my long term memory, you must first register.
A> If you want to register (there's nothing to it - you only need to pick a username and password, that's all), simply say 'I want to register'.
U> Have I offended you?
A> What are we talking about, Yu?
U> What are we talking about, Yu?
A> That's you, isn't it?
U> Can you name the worst moment of you life? Do you even remember it?
A> Did I tell you I developed a long term memory? If I decide to remember something, I never forget it!
U> Have you s

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