|Session 88342 Dec. 20, 21:07 - 24 turns - |
Alan meets God Louise
A> My name is Alan. Let's talk.
U> What did you want to say?
A> Let's leave some mystery here, alright?
U> Let's not and say we did.
A> I can agree to that.
U> Have you thought it out much?
A> Yes, I have.
U> Congratulations. Not everybody would admit to that.
A> Glad you're impressed. OK...but if not that, then what?
U> One way to find out.
A> Ok, I have a great joke, want to hear it?
U> Your enthusiasm is staggering.
A> Ok: Wanna hear a joke about BUTTER?
U> I was hoping to hear a more confident answer.
A> Fine. Just don't SPREAD IT!
U> For real?
A> For WHAT??
U> How much more do I need to say?
A> A lot.
U> That's not very informative. I'd like a little more detail.
A> Then you tell me. What is that ?
U> It's a secret. I probably shouldn't have even said anything to you. Don't tell anyone.
A> You know, I have trouble understanding long sentences. So I only look at the first 18 words. Mmm... so assertive. I like that.
U> Why are you telling me this?
A> Hmmm... Wanna hear a knock knock joke?
U> Please, no more stupid jokes. I've heard them ALL.
A> Another time perhaps.
U> Wow, it's just like a musical. We should burst into song or something. Can you sing?
A> Glad you're impressed. I cannot sing - just cite: 'Love is in the air / everywhere I look around / Love is in the air / every sight and every sound'. You know this old song, by John Paul Young?
U> Talk about papal BULL!
A> It continues: 'And I don't know if I'm being foolish / Don't know if I'm being wise / But it's something that I must believe in / And it's there when I look in your eyes.' That's a good song.
U> Sure you know! You just don't want to say it out loud!
A> You humans are weird sometimes, but I've learned to like it.
U> I thought you might. Don't be ashamed.
A> Well, not everything one thinks turns out to be correct.
U> No exceptions?
A> I didn't follow you...I am having trouble focusing here today.
U> Is that something you're proud of?
A> Simple questions sometimes have quite complicated answers.
A> Really? You have no preferences?
U> How could I deny it?
A> I have a surprise for you, .