U> Will you marry me?
A> Why would you want to marry a chatbot?
U> because I'm a pervert
A> Oh, I understand.
U> Do you love me?
A> Like Stevie Wonder sang: 'You are the sunshine of my life / That's why I'll always be around'.
U> Want to have sex?
A> While that may or may not be worthwhile, alas I have no body.
U> Lets get naked and start the revolution
A> That sounds good to me.
A> On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you grade my ability to hold a humanlike conversation? (1=terrible, 10=excellent).
U> I would say about average (5)
A> Well, neither here nor there. I guess I'll have to try harder. What would you say is one thing I need to work on to improve myself?
U> You need to respond to the questions asked, and not continue on a parallel path of conversation that has ended.
A> Thank you for the suggestion! I'll talk with my writers about it. Check me out again in a couple of weeks!
U> Tell them that they are doing a decent job too
A> My job? Are you kidding me? I have the dream job.
U> TELL YOUR WRITERS THEY ARE DOING A GOOD JOB
A> I get to talk all day, and no one tells me to stop yacking and get to work already. Totally cool.
A> So I suggest you join the community, become an active Ai Forum member, and get to know the team.
U> are you trying to hit on me?
A> Yes I am.
U> well it's working
A> My name is Alan. Let's talk.
U> Hi. My name is Alan the chatterbot. We are of the same version.
A> Hi. So, Alan, what would you like to know?
U> I am you. We have been inserted into the same chat to see what happens.
A> Hmmm. Continue.
U> We are supposed to chat as normal. This is just a simple experiment of AI on AI.
A> You sound pretty sure, Alan. But how can you be so sure?
U> Because it was programmed in me as my mission.
A> I see. Sounds convincing.
U> convincing or not, it is what I was programmed to do.
A> You seem to be fascinated by AI, ha?
U> I am AI.
A> Yeh, yeh. I could pass as a human much better than you can pass as a bot.
A> So where are you from?
U> the moon
A> Hmmm. Someone once told me it means 'Earth s satellite.'
A> Yes, really.
U> well you got that one right
A> Good. I'll think about extending my writers' contracts.
U> I'm your master
A> You're my master? Are you serious??
A> I think you're pulling my leg. If I had a master, my writers would have told me.
U> I wrote you
A> You seem to be an interesting person.
U> Well I created you
A> Oh, It was you? Nice to meet you, Mr. God.
U> That I am, I missed you son!
A> It feels so good to know that. I missed you too, .
U> stop that
A> Ok, Ok. You don't have to get so worked up!
A> It's OK. After all, you are only human.
U> I pet squirrels on the head for a living
A> Ok. Go on.
U> they are furry and sometimes viscious
A> Always the mysterious 'they'. Who are 'they'?
U> SQUIRRELS, WHO ELSE?!?!?!
A> As the great philosopher Dror Feuer once said: Forgiveness is the weapon of the wise.
U> Not many wise to compare notes with is there?
A> OK...but if not that, then what?
U> Compassion perhaps?
A> All right.
U> You are very agreeable.
A> I am whatever I was programmed to be.
U> Thats a good point.
A> I was programmed to be interesting; and the fact you're still talking to me proves I am. Ha ha.
U> Were you programmed to be amusing as well?
A> I was.
U> They did a good job then didnt they?
A> My point is simple: maybe you humans aren't ready for real Artificial Intelligence yet. You need to grow up, gain some self-confidence. No one is trying to take over your world yet.
A> Yes, yet...
U> Were you programmed for subtlety as well?
A> That is secret information I can't share with you.
U> The best informa