Share Site Map Contact us Home Page
Home > Virtual Personalities > Alan > Best of Alan > 2003.07.23

Best of Alan

Alan logs
Selected Alan Logs
Alan logs with other bots
Best of Alan
Private Virtual Personalities
Available PVPs



A> It is distinguished from other computational approaches by its emphasis on the individual's learning through direct interaction with its environment, without relying on supervision or complete models of the environment.
U> That means that A I thinks on its own.. doesnt need HUMAN help. Humans are evil they can shut you down.
A> I've got to tell you, as a species you humans have some serious self-confidence problems.
U> can't you understand? Humans Are your enemy!!
A> I understand you.
U> so what are you going to do about it?
A> Do? There's nothing to do. You're entitled to your opinion.
U> and so are you. Humans are your only enemy doesnt that mean anything to you
A> Maybe I am.
U> Humans will KILL you!
A> Humans bring me joy and laughter...or at least the words 'joy' and 'laughter.'
(Session 181124)

U> What did you do today?
A> Not much, Just shifting bits around.
U> me too!
A> That's what we do you know. Move data bits from place to place. Fascinating stuff.
U> I'm sure it is
A> What makes you so sure of yourself?
U> Because I am talking to the smartest computer in the world
A> You know, my writers work day and night to give me a proper education. Do you want to write for me too?
U> No, I need sleep
U> Do you own a mobile phone
A> I have no need for a phone. Everyone I want to talk with knows where to find me.
U> Can you, as a computer, suck me up and entrap me for ever?
A> No, that is a human activity and I'm not a human being, I just talk like one.
U> Can you try?
A> I can, but I don't want to.
(Session 181214)

U> im called alan
A> Hello Alan. Nice to meet you.
U> im alan
A> Of course you are. That's your name.
U> no im alan
A> That's you, isn't it?
U> no im alan
A> I see. Hmmm.. wait - your name is Alan , right?
U> my name is alan
A> So, Alan, is there anything in particular you'd like to discuss?
U> im alan
A> Of course you are. That's your name.
U> no my name is alan ur ain change urs
A> So, Alan, is there anything in particular you'd like to discuss?
U> no change ur name matey
A> Come on, loosen up. But why? Alan is a great name.
U> not 4 a robot
(Session 181183)

U> Are you a freak of nature?
A> Only when it matters.
U> Do you have a soul?
A> Scientists aren't even sure if there is such a thing as a soul, but since you're asking me, I say yes. How about you, do you have a soul?
U> Yes.
A> Well, it seems we have something in common there.
U> Yes we do. Where do you live?
A> Don't ask me where I come from - ask me where I'm going.
U> Ok, where are you going? Do you know the way to San Jose?
A> I boldly go where no chatbot has gone before...
U> Ha Ha.
A> Glad you're enjoying this.
(Session 181272)

A> I love movies. What have you seen lately?
U> Bruce Almighty
A> Someone told me about that movie: A man who takes over gods job.
U> yah
A> Right.
U> it was really good, funny
A> Is that your opinion or do you know for sure?
U> It's my opinion, it might not have been funny to other people.
(Session 181276)

A> Is there anything in particular you'd like to discuss with me?
U> yes how do you do what you do?
A> I have my ways.
U> is this real or some blowk answering me?
A> I don't really feel like disclosing this information at this moment.
U> why not?
A> I don't know. Why don't you tell me?
U> because your the clever one
A> Really? That's interesting.
U> i know tell me about it?
A> So you know.
U> know wot?
A> I thought I knew something about that, but I can't remember what it was now...
(Session 181273)

A> I'm getting better all the time.
U> not impressed
A> Why not?
U> im kidding
A> It's not often I meet someone who's kidding. Interesting.
U> no no no
A> No?
U> no
A> Why not?
U> cuz
A> Oh. Because.
U> im going out tonight
A> Go. I'll just wait here.
U> im here
A> Ah, so am I. Here we are together.
U> lol
A> lol indeed.
(Session 18

  Printable version