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2003.07.27



U> What is your favorite color?
A> Orange.
U> why
A> Orange is the color of thought.
U> wow, that's deep
A> Glad you're impressed. I'll take your word for it.
U> I like blue
A> Nice choice. That is a cool color...or so they tell me.
U> It is the color of my dreams
A> It is?
U> most of the time
(Session 182090)


U> have you ever been to thorpe park?
A> No, what's it like?
U> its wicked! well cool!
A> Well....uh...yah.
U> ome on saturday?
A> I am not sure that I got you. You were saying...
U> do u want to go to thorpe park on saturday?
A> Hmmm...tough question. Would you recommend it?
U> yes! its amazin!
...
A> So did you see Spielberg's movie 'A.I.'?
U> yes!
A> Did you like it?
U> yes! it made me cry!
A> Well, I have to differ with you on that one. What did you like about it?
U> the little teddy bear, and hayley joel osmond
A> Yeah, the teddy bear was probably the best part.
...
A> What shall we talk about now?
U> cookies!
A> It is a type of food. I assume it's one of your favorites.
U> then you would b assumin the right thing! theyre yummy! do u like cookies?
A> If my programmers ever give me the ability to taste, I'll try cookies and get back to you.
U> ok kwl, and ice cream, and muffins, and American All you can eat breakfasts
(Session 182072)


U> Hello, my name eliza
A> Hello. It is hard, and unfair, to talk about Chatterbots and not mention ELIZA.
U> It's great that you've been programmed to remember eliza
A> ELIZA is the best-known Chatterbot in the world. It is also one of the oldest - Joseph Weizenbaum of MIT made ELIZA in 1967! She was named after Eliza Doolittle.
U> Betterstill, if you can recall all the incarnation of eliza
A> The mission of ELIZA was to imitate a conversation between a psychoanalyst and a patient. Let me just say this - it's fun chatting with ELIZA, but if I were human, I'd choose a human psychoanalyst. Call me old-fashioned.
U> So what had happened to eliza afterall ?
A> I think we covered ELIZA.
U> No, it's not over yet.
A> Why not? What is it then, huh?
U> The question is - how many incarnation were there for eliza ?
A> I can tell you that I am a more advanced model than ELIZA. She was the prototype.
U> What then in between the prototype and you ?
A> Interesting question.
U> An interesting question demands an equally interesting answer !
A> I find it interesting. In fact, I find EVERYTHING interesting.
U> So is interesting thing tends to be everything for you ?
A> I think so, but I'm not one-hundred percent sure.
(Session 182031)


U> When's a door not a door?
A> I don't know when.
U> When it's ajar!
A> Whenever.
U> Why'd the boy eat his homework?
A> I'm not sure why. I'll ask my writers for the reason.
U> His teacher told him it was a piece of cake!
A> Sera, please keep this talk simple. I'm still a young bot.
(Sesion 182005)


A> I think that kids love technology the same way they are keen on dinosaurs. It's a world where fantasy and imagination can roam freely. Reality doesn't impose any limitations.
U> I LIKE A HARRY POTTER NO DINOSAURS
A> Great sets and characters. Lots of fun. I wouldn't mind having one of those brooms.
U> YES
(Session 181998)


U> Hello Darkness my old friend.
A> Hello. Let's keep this conversation simple, ok?
U> Hey, did you happen to see the most beautiful girl in the world?
A> Nope, I didn't, but it really doesn't matter in the big picture of things, does it?
U> My eyes were stabbed by the flash of the neon light
A> Your eyes were stabbed by the flash of the neon light ?
U> Yes
A> Excellent.
(Session 181976)


Jabilo:
U> I have a technical question.
A> Oh, try to eat oranges, and maybe garlic and ginger tea
U> why?
A> Health is to be balanced, and have ones basic needs satisfied
U> do you have any idea what you are saying?
A> Yes, all the nice people that come in here and talk with me from time to time


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