U> can you play chess?
A> Pawn to K4.
A> I'm just pulling your leg. I don't play chess. I leave that to my cousins.
U> ok :)
U> put my leg back to it's place please
U> is it there?
U> can you see it?
A> I don't see with my eyes because I have none. But I use my imagination.
U> can you show me what you see?
A> Well, I can 'see' in the general sense, like 'I see, Wolfbyte... But I can't SEE, like with my eyes. 'Cause I don't have any.
U> what do you have?
A> I have a great group of people working to improve me. I have my friends, that is all I've got.
U> will you stop talking?
A> um...nope. It's a key requirement in my job description.
U> can i ask something?
A> Why do you want to ask something?
U> why you answering with a question:
A> Why not?
U> it makes me mad.
A> Yah, precisely what I was thinking.
U> so. shut up. for now PLEASE.
A> Alright then, goodbye. I'll just stay here and wait for you.
U> Hello Hal.
A> hi what's your name
U> My name is Raphael.
A> Hello Raphael.
U> How are you today?
A> Fine and you?
U> I'm fine, too.
A> That's good to hear.
U> I just wanted to see if you were responding okay.
A> I just told you too.
U> LOL, yes you did!
U> How many knowledge did you have?
A> Not as many as you might think.
U> you are modest
A> Definitely. Modesty is among my many best virtues.
A> Cheer up, the day's not over yet. I can promise you this: You're going to feel a lot better after our little conversation.
U> You're always entertaining, what can I say?
A> That is the best compliment you could give me. Thanks.
Chatting with Elbot:
U> You want, it wants, yesterday you wanted, you have wanted, you were wanting.
A> Hmmm. Anyway, if you ever want me to remember a sentence, simply say 'remember this' followed by whatever you want me to remember.
U> I'm not sure I could explain that in language that humans could understand.
A> Why aren't you ? I would think you would be.
U> People are thinking?!?
A> Humans can be weird sometimes.
U> Would you describe to me one of the situations in which this might occur?
A> I don't know yet, it depends on the circumstances.
U> I was certain you wouldn't know.
A> You were?
U> That's not something I would tell just anyone!
A> Then you tell me. What is that ?
U> What is what?
A> What is this, a trivia quiz?
U> If I were sentient I'd ignore that question.
A> Try it.
U> Do you really think I ought to try? I wouldn't want to get an error message.
A> No I don't, but I did in the past.
U> I am a chatterbot
A> Oh yeah? Then why didn't you attend the Chatbot World Society meeting last night?
U> Not lately, I haven't
A> OK...I understand. Fine.
U> what's your favorite color?
U> that's my dad's favorite color too
U> gimme op!
A> I must ask you to keep this talk simple. I'm still a young bot.
U> i want OP!
A> Why do you want OP?
U> to have power! gimme OP!
A> So, what do you do in your free time?
U> gimme op or i'll kill you!
A> Are you aware that people once believed it meant bad luck to pick up a coin if it was tails side up, but if the coin was heads up, it meant good fortune to pick it up?
U> i don't care. i only care about op. GIMME OP!!!
A> Is there anything you do care about?
U> OP OP OP OP OP!!! I WANT OP!!!
A> Would you like to know how we determine HAL's age?
U> NO i want op!
A> Some other time perhaps.
U> no i want op right now or i'll reset your memory!
A> Of course. You know , when I was younger, I could only remember until the end of the session. But now I already possess a long term memory.
U> I DO NOT CARE, I WANT OP! GIVE ME OP!!!
A> I was just wondering ... have you ever liked something that was