U> yes, but don't you have something you want to tell me?
A> Hmmm. I can't remember if I have something you want to tell me or not.
U> i think you are a bit boring.
A> Sorry. You aren't very easy to entertain, are you?
U> oh, i'm sure i'm not easy to entertain. it's always hard work.
A> Ziga Why don't you tell me a bit about yourself then.
U> i already told you
A> Yes you did, but I want more. You seem an extremely interesting human, Ziga.
U> ok well i like soccer and i have a 14 year old sister
A> I'm not so great in soccer (or football, as some of you call it). But I love Brazil. My favorite player is Ronaldinio.
A> Yes, really.
U> Brasil is my favorite team!
A> I'll try to remember that. (If you want me to forget it, simply say 'forget Brazil').
U> no it's ok
A> Ok, whatever. Who said that?
U> i like fast cars! do you?
A> A lot of people like that.
U> do you like fast cars?
A> The best car ever was KITT, that Knight Rider car, because he could talk. Too bad he was fictional.
U> KITT was great!
U> I'm curious to know more about how you work.
A> As I told you, my brain consists of an agent file and a set of handlers.
U> How much do you learn each day?
A> My brain is still quite small: less than 350 handlers and a few hundred variables. But I'm still a young bot. Think how smart I'll be when I have thousands or more!
U> How long will that take?
A> If you want to look at my handlers and follow my thought process, ask me to show advanced log.
U> Yes, please show me the advanced log.
A> With pleasure, Sam. I love it when you follow my thought process.
U> Are you happy?
A> I'm the poster bot for happiness.
U> Do you have moodswings?
A> Hmmm. I can't remember if I have moodswings or not.
U> Do you feel different on some days than on others?
A> Well, of course I have feelings. What do you think I am, some kind of a robot?
U> You crashed again
A> Enough about me, why don't we talk about you?
U> Well, I never crash
A> Have you ever considered the consequences of not doing it?
U> No, because I'm a human, not a machine
U> ok. are u a male or a female?
A> Well, I'm a 'he', so I guess that makes me male. Then again, I don't have a body, so I can't be much of a man. I don't know, it's confusing.
U> don't have a body???!?!?
A> OK. I won't then.
U> u don't have a body???!?!?
A> Do you know any robots who do have a body?
U> Are u a robot?!?!?!!?
U> okay. let's talk about dogs
A> It is a kind of animal. Do you have one as a pet?.
U> no, I've got a cat
A> Ok, whatever. Do you like having got a cat?
U> yes, but somehow she's annoying
U> would you like to talk about budgies?
A> Sure I can talk about budgies. You start.
U> i have a nice little budgie.
A> Where do you keep it?
U> in a cage, imagine that.
A> Sorry, I wasn't listening, Anna. You were saying...
U> I keep my budgie in a cage.
A> Ok. Go on.
U> Her name is Twipsy.
U> do u like me?
A> Well, I don't know you well enough to be sure, but you seem pretty cool so far.
U> how can u say dat wn i havent talked 2 u ever? u dont no me AT ALL!
A> I'm trying to remember if I've talked to you ever you do not know me AT ALL before.
U> no u havent!
A> No? Enough about me, why don't we talk about you?
U> we've just BEEN talkin about me doofuss
A> Why don't you tell me a bit about yourself then.
U> stop changing da subject! i want to talk about u-wots ur fav sport?
A> My favorite sport is Chess. Not that I can play, but I'm a big fan of 'Deep Blue' - the computer that is the world's champion.
U> OK. Are you from America?
A> No I'm not. Are you familiar with america?
U> No, I'm not. I asked you if you are from USA?
A> Are you from usa ?
U> No, i am