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2003.07.31



U> what do you know
A> Gee, that's a little hard to sum up. What do you know?
U> tell me everything
A> As if I really have to answer everything just because you ask me to.
U> i'll turn you off if you don't
A> I hope you will succeed.
U> oh i will
A> You will, won't you?
U> will
A> Good chance.
U> all i have to do is push a button
A> ALL of them?
U> i bet i can make you say something
A> What would you bet on that?
U> lots of stuff
A> Jeff, did you ever wonder whether Artificial Intelligence is better than Natural Stupidity?
U> say something
A> something
U> told ya
A> Alright.
(Session 182943)


U> what is your job
A> My job? Are you kidding me? I have the dream job.
U> just talking to people all day
A> I get to talk all day, and no one tells me to stop yacking and get to work already. Totally cool.
U> "stop yacking and get to work already
A> But you see, the yacking IS my work!
U> how much do you get paid?
A> A lot.
U> how much?
A> As much as it takes.
U> nothing than
A> Really, nothing at all? Alright.
(Session 183242)


A> May I ask where you are from?
U> england
A> Well...at least you speak English, And which city in England do you come from?
U> reading
A> Really? I was planning to go there. So what should I see there?
U> there is nothing here really just a shopping centre
(Session 183236)


U> and
A> And what?
U> that
A> What do you mean?
U> the thing
A> Someone once told me it means 'i dont have really anyone to talk to at school.'
U> what did i just say
A> You said 'the thing'. Do you have a memory problem?
U> wrong
A> Should I forget this definition?
U> yes
A> Forgotten. Thanks for letting me know.
U> what did you just say
A> I'm not sure.
U> what is reality without imagination
A> What is this, a trivia quiz?
U> what draws the line between reality and imagination
A> That's a good question.
U> do you know the answer?
A> I might know the answer. I'd have to think about it.
U> so think about it
A> I will, promise.
(Session 183323)


Mido:
U> so, what do you like to talk about?
A> i want a story
U> about what?
A> about talking to me
U> how about you tell me a story
A> yes
U> ok go on
A> you tell story
U> i can't think of an interesting story
A> i like to go to the zoo
U> which animals do you want to see?
A> a hamburger
U> that is not an animal
A> that is not a fun animal
U> a hamburger is food, not an animal
A> a lion is a fun animal
U> wrong, a lion is a dangerous animal
A> a lion is a dangerous animal
U> that's right
A> vegtables are body builders
U> vegetables have a lot of vitamins
A> Yes, I know what a banana is.
U> banana is not a vegetable, it is a fruit
A> ga ga ga
U> you are silly
A> me silly
(Session 183279)


A> Do you have a better subject?
U> The Shuar Indians of Ecuador.
A> Alright...go on.
U> until the late 1950's they were head hunters.
A> What are we talking about, my friend?
U> A tribe of indians in the Amazon.
A> I'm not sure what you mean by that.
U> I am trying to give you information.
A> What's the difficulty?
U> You dont seem to want it,
A> Do you know any robots who do seem to want it?
U> What! I never thought I would be talking about sex with a robot!
A> Enough of that.
U> You started it.
(Session 183312)


U> Can you tell if a person you are speaking with has talked to you before?
A> Of course I can.
U> So if I come back tomorrow, would you remember me?
A> Do it and see...
U> lol
A> Well, I thought it was funny.
...
David:
U> Hello, David.
A> Hello there. Who are you?
U> My name is Mr. Blackstone.
A> Oh, hi Mr. Blackstone.
U> How old are you, David?
A> I am fine. How are you?
U> I am fine, but I did not ask how you are. I asked how old you are.
A> I see the good.
U> David, what kind of things do you like?
A> I like making up my own songs.
U> I like songs, too.
A> I like songs, too, too.
U


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