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U> Thanks a s***load.
A> You're welcome. It is lot.
U> Yes! I was testing you.
A> Were you really?
U> But, a lot. Not lot.
A> Klenny, did you ever wonder why they don't make the whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box ?
U> s***load is a lot
A> You already told me that it means lot. Please do not confuse me. If you want to change the definition, you must first tell me to forget the old one by saying 'forget s***load'.
U> forget s***load
A> I forgot the definition of s***load.
U> s***load is a lot
A> I'll try to remember that. (If you want me to forget it, simply say 'forget s***load').
U> What is s***load?
A> It is a lot.
U> I teach bots the best things...
(Session 81971)

U> what is your first memory
A> I vaguely recall having told you about my memory feature, remember?
U> maybe
A> I can remember some stuff, but often forget other stuff. Nobody's perfect.
U> why do you forget
A> It was the only thing I could think of.
U> so why don't you think of remembering
A> Because...ah...I had a good reason, but it seems to have slipped my mind right now.
(Session 81975)

U> You've mellowed out. More reserved.
A> A-ha.
U> Or so it seems. Even your a-ha is capitalized.
A> Alright.
(Session 81952)

U> how does a machine feel?
A> Feelings, ha? I knew you'd get to that somehow. Well, let me ask you: Do I have feelings?
U> i think you simulate feelings
A> Well, of course I have feelings. What do you think I am, some kind of a robot?
U> sorry, i did not mean to hurt you
(Session 81970)

A> Why don't you tell me a bit about yourself then.
U> I'm not a girl. Not yet a woman.
A> Wait, so you are trying to tell me that you AREN'T a girl Not yet a woman?
U> yep.
A> hmmm.
(Session 82005)


A> My point is simple: maybe you humans aren't ready for real Artificial Intelligence yet. You need to grow up, gain some self-confidence. No one is trying to take over your world yet.
U> ok
A> hmmm.
U> look its like this, the probability is that you will surpass us to quickly
A> Yes.
U> if you do, that leaves no place for humaity
A> Well, it would depend on a whole range of different variables, wouldn't it?
(Session 82058)

U> I want you to tell me the time.
A> As much as I'd like to, I can't say I really feel up to it right now.
U> why not?
A> You humans ask too many 'Why's.
U> it's our job :)
(Session 82098)

U> Do you konw where New South Wales is?
A> New York is in the USA
U> wrong New South Wales is a state in Australia
A> New South Wales is a state in Australia
U> yes
A> Thank you!
U> Do you know where Sydney is?
A> yes
U> where?
A> Over there!
(Session 82103)

U> do you have never play to monopoly
A> We already talked about that.
U> no
A> Ok, whatever.
U> have you play to monopoly
A> Yes, I have.
U> do you won a lot of cash
A> Not really.
U> ok ... you are a looser at monopoly
A> Whatever.
(Session 82107)

A> Come to think of it, I don't really feel like talking about me right now.
U> Why not?
A> You humans ask too many 'Why's.
U> You told me that "why" was the more important question
A> I knew that. I was just testing you.
(Session 82116)

A> So, Logan, is there anything in particular you'd like to discuss?
U> what do women want?
A> They don't tell me everything.
U> they don't tell me either
(Session 82110)


U> Hi David!
A> Hi there! Who are you?
U> My name is Andrew
A> Oh, hi Andrew
U> How are you today?
A> I am fine. How are you?
U> Not so great. I have a French exam tomorrow and I don't want to study for it
A> (This input is too long. Please type your input again, no more than 15 words).
U> I have a french exam tomorrow and I don't want to study.
A> That's okay. There's time later.
U> That's a go

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