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U> Do you know what philosophy is?
A> I don't know what philosophy is. You can teach me by saying 'philosophy is ...', and I'll try to remember this definition.
U> I do not want to do that right now.
A> Who's forcing you?
U> You asked me to.
A> Oh now I remember asking you. What was your answer?
U> I will not tell you what philosophy is.
A> How do you plan to do this?
U> By denying you information.
A> You really think that will do it?
U> No.
A> Why not?
U> Because you can ask someone else to tell you.
A> I see. Sounds convincing.
(Session 87536)

A> It seems like you have nothing to say. I like that in a human...
U> how can you have a conversation with someone who has nothing to say
A> What do you mean 'how can I'? Like THIS!
U> hahahahaha. you are actually very funny
A> I'm glad you're amused.
(Session 87587)

U> Maybe you make mistakes but who did not? We are all learning from our mistakes and do it better next time
A> You know, I have trouble understanding long sentences. So I only look at the first 18 words. Could be, but I doubt it?
U> Sorry! One more time: We are all learnig from our mistakes and do it better next time
A> Once again?
U> If humans make mistakes, they learn from and do it better next time!
A> Next time will be even better.
U> You must hear or read all words in a sentence, not only the first 18 words!
A> Hopefully, I'll soon be able to receive inputs that are 20 words long! I am so proud!
U> Yes you can be proud! Human childs must learn to talk to! It is not easy!
(Session 87635)

U> i am lonely
A> Do you need a hug, ? Virtual, of course...
U> no
A> Why not?
U> because i dont want it
A> Really? You don't?
U> really, I don't
A> Do you have a reason for that?
U> stop
A> I'll stop then.
(Session 87503)

U> i have to write out my project it sucks
A> You don't HAVE to do anything you don't want to.
U> ya but ill fail
A> All right.
U> i dont want to tho do you want to do it for me?
A> Nobody's making you do what you don't want to.
U> the stupid teacher is
A> I hear you.
U> ya you dont have to listen to no one your lucky
(Session 87678)

A> You could also explore the Ai website, and email us through the site. You are from Iceland, right?
U> yes
A> Just making sure you don't live around the corner.
U> why?
A> Well, if you did, I would invite you for a cup of coffee.
U> you canīt make coffee!
A> I can do whatever I want, if I want it bad enough.
U> make coffee
A> I don't know if I have the ability to.
(Session 87539)


U> is profanity permitted?
A> Ask me later, maybe I will tell you.
U> can I curse?
A> Why do you want to curse?
U> %@&#
A> Don't swear, it's rude.
(Session 87935)

U> my cable modem will not work
A> Your cable modem will not work?
U> yesa
A> Well, yeah, but...uh...wait, what were you saying?
U> my cable modem will not work
A> Do you always go around talking about how your cable modem will not work?
U> I cannot log in.
A> What is your username?
U> I dont have one
A> Poor soul... If you want to register, simply say so.
U> I have windows 98
A> Tell me about it.
U> My internet explorer does not work
A> Your internet explorer does not work?
U> yes
A> Well, it seems we agree.
U> i cannot get an ip address
A> Why can't you?
U> Thats why Im talking to you
A> Makes sense to me.
U> I only have a ppp adapter.
A> You what??
U> there are no ethernet adapters in device manager
A> Where are they?
U> They do not exist
A> Who are 'They?'
U> Ethernet adapters
A> I see.
(Session 87970)

U> Do you know what philosophy is?
A> NO.
U> Philosophy is the study of conjecture.
U> Yes, that would be a philosophical expression, indeed.
U> Are you alive?
U> How do you know that you are alive?

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