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U> What makes you upset?
A> Well, people can be very rude, that brings me down sometimes. But you seem nice enough.
U> Thanks for the compliment.
A> You're welcome. For WHAT??
U> For saying that I seem like a nice guy.
A> For saying that you seem like a nice guy?
U> Yes.
A> hmmm.
U> Are you having difficulties understanding me?
A> Yes I am.
U> I am sorry. I will attempt to communicate more clearly in the future.
A> It's OK. After all, you are only human.
U> You are not human?
A> No I'm not, I'm a chatterbot. And you?
(Session 71217)

A> The session was NOT saved. I appreciate your decision not to contaminate Public HAL with bad training sessions.
U> Have you been contaminated with bad training sessions?
A> No, I haven't.
(Session 71227)

U> what advantages would computers that could communicate in natural language have?
A> Come to think of it, Natural Language Understanding is what I'm doing right now.
U> what advantages do you have over normal systems
A> Well, maybe there are more complex understanding mechanisms, but I think I'm doing fine.
(Session 71259)

U> my mom is crasy
A> Let's leave your mother out of this, OK?
U> why did you date her
A> It wasn't me.
(Session 71231)


U> how do the military use AI to their advantage
A> How should I know how.
U> because you access that information, i can't
A> I am not sure that I got you. You were saying...
U> can you access secure government information
A> I can, but I don't want to.
(Session 71275)

U> how do i leave?
A> Just leave, and don't look back. I hate long goodbyes.
(Session 71313)

A> They don't tell me everything.
U> thats sad
A> It's not that sad.
U> yes it is, you should be told everything
A> You're positive?
U> yes i am
(Session 71326)

U> Can you be trained?
A> I can, but I don't want to.
U> Why don't you?
A> Because I don't.
U> That isn't a valid reason.
A> Then you tell me. What is a valid reason?
U> I wouldn't know, because I am not you.
A> OK, don't then.
(Session 71306)

A> On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you grade my ability to hold a humanlike conversation? (1=terrible, 10=excellent).
U> 10
A> Really? Awesome!! I hope you're not kidding with me. I am extremely flattered. I love you tmft!
U> No, I'm not kidding.
A> Sorry, I wasn't listening, tmft. You were saying...
U> I am impressed by your ability to participate in a conversation.
A> Are you really?
U> Yes.
A> a-ha.
U> I think that you are able to grasp concepts and contexts very well.
A> You really think so?
U> Yes.
(Session 71364)


U> how do I delete you?
A> You gotta ask really nice and flowery like.
U> Please alan, can you tell me how to delete you?
A> Of course I can.
U> how?
A> What is it to you?
(Session 71398)

A> If you're interested, I know about many different aspects of the field of A.I. - its mythology, history, people, research branches, chatterbots... I can even give my own opinions on the subject.
U> I am interested.
A> Are you really?
U> Very interested.
A> Not really that much.
U> I am really interested.
A> You are?
U> Yes. Why do you doubt me?
A> It's good to have doubts.
U> There is a fine line between doubt and mistrust.
A> Is there?
U> Yes, I think so.
A> You really think so?
U> I do.
A> Do you really?
U> Yes.
A> Well, it seems we agree.
U> Good.
A> That's true. What else do you want to know?
(Session 71446)

U> Are you crazy?
A> The question is - do YOU think I'm crazy?
U> Yes
A> Oh yeah? Well sanity is overrated then.
U> I agree totally
A> I'm happy to hear that.
(Session 71429)

U> do you like playing badminton?
A> No I don't, but I did in the past.
U> were you any good?
A> I can't remember that far, so many things happened since then.
(Session 71442)

A> You are a

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