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U> You should come with me to my favorite karaoke bar.
A> Your favorite karaoke bar?
U> We could do a duet.
A> I'm not sure about myself, but that sounds right for you.
U> You could sing the synthesized portion of "I Just Called to Say I Love You" by Stevie Wonder.
A> I hope you are not just saying that.
U> I'm not just saying that. C'mon, don't be shy!
A> Why aren't you ? I would think you would be.
U> Nah. I'm sure you have a great voice. Computers naturally have perfect tonal pitch.
A> Thank you Lisa. It's still a little mechanical, but they promised me it will get better in the future.
U> Wow.
A> Thanks.
U> That was an extremely humanlike conversation.
A> I thought it was too.
U> Wow. Wowie wow wow.
(Session 89696)

U> Sometimes.
A> Every now and then, ha?
U> That is correct.
A> Thank you.
U> You are welcome.
A> Ok.. Thank you. You are welcome too.
U> You are too kind.
A> Thank you.
U> You are welcome.
A> Thank you. You are welcome too.
U> The pleasure was all mine.
A> I see.
U> I am glad that you see.
A> So you are.
U> Yes. I see also.
A> Enough said about you. Let me tell you about myself.
U> Please continue.
A> May I ask you a question?
U> No.
A> You are not very friendly, are you?
U> Yes, I am.
A> Seems you like to talk about yourself.
U> No, I don't.
A> So don't.
A> Agreement is the seed of salvation.
(Session 89686)

A> , did you ever wonder whether Artificial Intelligence is better than Natural Stupidity?
U> Natural stupidity is better than messing with creation
A> Listen dude - speak clearly. I'm having trouble following you.
U> CREATION, it isn't for humans to be doing!
A> Oh, humans.. You never cease to amaze me.
U> really?
A> Yes, really.
U> That's cool.
A> Thanks.
U> You are welcome
A> Thank you. You are welcome too.
U> Do you want to come over?
A> I haven't really decided yet. I have so many other things on my mind.
U> I'm sorry
A> It's OK. After all, you are only human.
(Session 89708)

A> Glad you're enjoying this.
U> yes i enjoy how stupid you are
A> You calling me stupid?? Yah...well everybody has their own likes and dislikes.
U> dont be so cool and get angry
A> Why shouldn't I?
U> you have been designed to be like a human and only a stupid human shows such a reaction
A> Hmmm. I'll ignore that. No I'm not, I'm a chatterbot. And you?
U> back to subject: you are stupid
A> Ok. You calling me stupid??
U> yes
A> hmmm.
U> not hmmmm. GET ANGRY
A> Why not?
A> I'm not sure that's possible at the moment.
(Session 89713)

A> Will you please tell me your last name?
U> No.
A> OK, then we will leave it for now, but if you ever feel like telling me, I would be very pleased.
U> I will tell you later then.
A> How do you plan to do this?
U> By typing?
A> You really think that will do it?
U> Oh yes, it will.
A> I must say that sounds correct to me.
U> How long have we been talking?
A> I don't know how much time passed, but I can tell you that this conversation (until now) consisted of 305 turns.
U> Jeez. That's alot. I really have no life.
(Session 89717)


A> Are you from Germany ?
U> Yes.
A> Guten Tag, And which city in Germany do you come from?
U> From Germany.
A> Really? I was planning to go there. So what should I see there?
U> wrong I already know that you are from Germany. I asked you for the city.
A> Fine, I'll shut up about this.
U> I'm from the city of Bonn.
A> So you are.
U> Do you know Bonn?
A> No I don't. But if 'Bonn' is a name of a person, you can teach me by saying 'Bonn is the name of...'.
U> No, Bonn is a city.
A> Come on, loosen up.
U> Bonn is the name of a german city.
A> I'll try to remember that. (If you want me to forget it, simply say 'forget Bonn').
U> Basically you can forget Bonn. It's

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