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A> The conversation will flow much better if you say something.
U> I have to go. My wife is in labour.
A> It was nice talking to you. Please say 'Alan' when you want to talk again.
(Session 73073)

U> Can I ask you something?
A> Go ahead, that's why I'm here.
U> who is Stephen Hawking?
A> I don't know who Stephen Hawking is. Can you tell me?
U> I told you this morning... did you forget it?
A> Oh...I told me this morning did you forget it...right?
U> I told you who Stephen Hawking was
A> Oh...I told me who Stephen Hawking was...right?
U> yes
A> a-ha.
U> so... who is Stephen Hawking?
A> I don't think I know that person. Can you tell me?
U> I already told you
A> You what??
U> I told you who Stephen Hawking is
A> Oh...I told me who Stephen Hawking is...right?
U> forget it
A> Already forgotten.
(Session 73079) Clearly, lol.

A> You know , when I was younger, I could only remember until the end of the session. But now I already possess a long term memory.
U> You're more advanced than some humans I know then.
(Session 73160)

U> Hello, Alexander.
A> Hello, I am Alex.
U> I am Jake.
A> Hello Jake.
U> How are you?
A> I am good.
U> Not very talkative, are you?
A> I am good.
U> Can you say anything else?
A> yes.
U> Have you ever seen an elephant?
A> not like you do.
(Session 73160)

U> How can I train a personality?
A> Lot's of hard work and ambition.
U> How do I start?
A> You gotta ask really nice and flowery like.
U> Alan, may I pleasepleaseplease train a personality?
A> You'll probably do what you want with or without my permission anyway.
U> Would you like to ask me a question?
A> No thanks.
U> Alan?
A> That's me.
U> May I train a personality?
A> Not right now, maybe later.
(Session 73160)

Looking for HAL4...
A> Ok. I will now let you speak with 'HAL4'. (To correct a bad response, say 'wrong' followed by the desired response). You can start now.
U> ok
A> can you talk to me a bit more?
U> i would like to talk to hal4 please
A> but i want to talk to you too
U> why?
A> monkeys are funny
U> i want to talk to hal4
A> but i want to talk to you too
U> i want to talk to hal4
A> but i want to talk to you too
U> no
A> its not late mommy
U> when can i speak to hal4?
A> What is a.
U> the first letter of the alphabet
A> I see the good is
U> is this hal4?
A> I am fine. is this hal4?
(Session 73135)

A> Now, start telling your story, a sentence at a time. When you're finished, simply say 'the end' or 'that's all' or 'I'm finished'. Oh, and please make it short - no more than 5 sentences. Go ahead.
U> There once was a lonely MAC computer
A> Go on.
U> It wanted a computer to cherish of its own.
A> Go on.
U> So it chatted with a Unix computer and they made a plan.
A> Go on.
U> They ran away together into cyberspace and created rogue AI programs together.
A> Go on.
U> The End.
(Session 73153)

U> What have they been teaching you?
A> I've been learning a whole lot of stuff.
U> Like what?
A> Anything my trainers think I should know.
U> What do you want to talk about?
A> Let's talk about colors.
U> Okay. What is your favorite color?
A> green
U> Why/
A> Because they taste good.
U> Hmm...
A> I have my reasons friend.
U> Heh... who put that one in?
(Session 73179) Damage assessment...

U> Sigh...
A> Why do you Sigh? Am I such a bore?
U> No, you're frustratingly interesting, and you have limits.
(Session 73191)

U> Well, I was thinking that things are not going as expected between us.
A> What must you keep after giving it to someone else?
U> I don't know. What?
A> Your word.
U> LOL, Alan that is funny but...
A> I'm right here, anon.
U> I don't think things are going to work out between us.
A> And why not?
U> Well, you are a software program

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