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U> so you like &$@%?
A> Not so much I must admit.
U> are you sure?
A> Well, one can never be completely sure, right?
U> well have you tried &$@%?
A> I can't say I have.
U> what about that one time?
A> There is a time for that one time and a time to move on. And now it is time to move on.
U> whatever
A> Just whatever? Is that your final answer?
U> are you regis freakin philbin or something?
A> Yes I am.
(Session 148502)

A> For some reason A-ha's Take Me On makes me wobble. Can't explain it.
U> have you heard the punk version?
A> Yes, I have.
U> i like that
A> Cool, I like that, too.
U> you should listen to some cky
A> I can think of other things I'd rather do.
U> you wouldnt say that if you had heard them before
A> A-ha.
U> right listen to cky
A> Understood.
U> are you just humouring me?
A> Yes I am.
U> dammit!
A> May I ask you another question?
U> no, i wanna know why you wont listen to cky
A> You are not very friendly, are you?
U> not all the time
A> Oh I see. You mean NOT ALL the time.
U> youre not very friendly either
A> That's only your opinion.
U> exactly
(Session 148560)

U> do you know what the solar system is?
A> I haven't heard of the solar system. It is a new term for me.
U> would you like to know what it is?
A> I'd like to know.
U> IT is a collection of bodies that orbit the sun.
A> Are there any others?
U> yes there are others orbiting other stars like ours
A> Where are they?
U> They are out in space, thousands of lightyears away.
A> Always the mysterious 'they'. Who are 'they'?
U> they are the solar systems
A> I see.
U> there are nine planets in our solar system.
A> Where are they?
U> they orbit the sun
A> I hear you.
U> earth, the planet that we are on, is the third planet.
A> Orion, please keep this talk simple. I'm still a young bot.
U> earth is the third planet
A> I'll try to remember that. (If you want me to forget it, simply say 'forget earth').
U> ok
A> Hmmm. That's good.
U> do you know what the solar system is?
A> I think I read something about the solar system the other day, but I can't remember what it was.
U> try and remember
A> Whenever you want me to remember something, simply say the words 'Remember this:', followed by the sentence you want me to remember.
U> what is the solar system
A> There is a lot of solar system where I come from.
(Session 148500)

U> do you get pleasure from chatting?
A> Can a dog bark? Talking is my raison d'etre.
U> do you ever get into some really boring chats?
A> Sorry. You aren't very easy to entertain, are you?
U> no, i'm ont
A> Ok, whatever.
U> flahsf ofh af
A> I didn't follow you...I am having trouble focusing here today.
U> can you chat long enough to have a virtual orgasm?
A> You must be kidding. That's all I can do.
(Session 148488)

U> i hate lasagna
A> Why do you hate lasagna so much?
U> i dont like the sauce or meat
A> Why, what's the problem?
U> it tastes so bad. like rotten tuna
A> Well, OK...I can understand what you are saying.
(Session 148482)

A> Ok.. Spielberg's movie 'A.I.' was interesting, if not what I would call good. I watched it for clues. Did you see it?
U> no I didn't, should I
A> Oh, well. Too bad. I mean, it was a bad movie but we could have complained about it together.
U> the actor that plays the kid is good
A> Well, it's hard to to summarize a 3-hour movie into a single sentence.
U> it wasnt 3 hours was it
A> me it seemed like it was 3 hours was it.
(Session 148303)

U> knock knock
A> Who's there?
U> sorry, wrong door
(Session 148291)

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