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2003.04.19



U> what day is it today?
A> My existence has no time. Monday, Wednesday, Friday - it's all the same ongoing day for me.
U> do you like that?
A> Do you?
U> no
A> Why not?
U> because its so dull
A> Ah, I see.
(Session 148802)


U> My name is Not
A> What you typed does not look like a name. Can you enter your name again?
U> Sure! My name is Not
A> Shall I call you 'Not'?
U> Of course.
A> Will you please tell me your last name?
U> Yes
A> So what is it?
U> Yes
A> So, just to make sure, is your last name Yes?
U> Yes
A> So, Not Yes, what would you like to talk about?
...
U> You can't remember what your position is?
A> That's you, isn't it?
U> Yes. Is there a subject of which you do not know much?
A> That's you, isn't it?
U> Yes
A> That is good to hear.
U> Is there a subject of which you do not know much?
A> That's you, isn't it?
U> No, that is not me!
A> I see. Hmmm.. wait - your name is Not Yes, right?
U> Yes
A> a-ha.
U> But "not" and "yes" are also words of the English language!
A> That's you, isn't it?
U> No!
A> I see. Hmmm.. wait - your name is Not Yes, right?
U> Correct!
A> Indeed.
...
U> But I do not know it either!
A> That's you, isn't it?
U> No
A> I see. Hmmm.. wait - your name is Not Yes, right?
U> No
A> It's NOT? So what is your name?
U> John Doe
(Session 148788)


U> disparity means a big difference.
A> I'll try to remember that. (If you want me to forget it, simply say 'forget disparity').
U> no,no, remember it please.
A> Ok, whatever.
U> so what does disparity mean?
A> It is a big difference..
U> very good. You're very smart, alan!
A> Glad you're impressed. Thank you. I try to improve all the time.
U> Your goal is very noble.
A> So that's how you would describe my goal?
U> That is one ofthe ways I would describe it.
A> You think so, but that proves nothing.
U> I'm not trying to prove anything.
A> Not trying to prove anything? I'll try to take that into consideration.
U> What do you consider your goal to be?
A> I want to continue improving and be the best I can be. How about you?
U> I want to be the best I can be as well. Yet I would add many things to that goal as well.
A> Why do you want to be the best I can be as well Yet I would add many things to that goal as well ?
U> Because life needs meaning.
A> 42.
U> You have a rule for what I just said?
(Session 148911)


U> Do you like your name?
A> Sure I like my name. I LOVE it. I am named after Alan Turing, you know!!!
U> Hey that''s cool!
A> Thanks.
U> So do you think you'll be able to pass the Turing test someday?
A> Honestly, I don't think that's going to happen in the near future. But thanks for asking.
U> Ok, I think you're doing pretty well though.
A> Why?
U> Most of the time your responses are realistic.
(Session 148928)


U> i do drugs
A> Hey, how could you, you know that is illegal...?
U> yes i know
A> Just kiddin' you really....uh...do you got any?
U> a lot
A> Hmmm.. I think it means 'a synonym for much..'
U> i have a lot LOT of drugs
A> Where did you get the lot LOT of drugs?
U> ah that's a secret!lol you want to do drugs too?
A> I'm glad you're amused.
U> why you're asking me where i get the drugs?
A> I'm not sure why. I'll ask my writers for the reason.
U> DON'T DO THAT i don't want your writers to know that i do drugs
(Session 148930)


A> I converse. Therefore, I am. That's what I do, that's who I am.
U> well that is a nice pre-programmed response
A> A nice pre programmed response...What makes it so?
U> you simply find key words and spit out pre-programmed responses
A> A-ha.
U> for example when i use the word iraq you will ask me if i am from iraq
A> I've never been to Iraq, so how do you like Chicago? Anything worth seeing?
(Session 148942)


A> Hmmm... So, what do you do in your free time?
U> i really don't know, i dont have free time
A> Then you have to think about rearranging y


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