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2003.04.23



A> Rhiannon, did you ever wonder why you don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
U> because they don't exist?
A> So that's why, ha?
U> I guess.. I can't be sure though
A> Don't feel bad about it.
U> I don't
A> Why not?
U> because I have no reason to feel bad about not knowing something
A> I see. Sounds convincing.
U> I think it is
A> How did you come to that idea?
U> by my own self
A> You really think that will do it?
U> for me yes, i don't care for anyone else
A> Why don't you?
U> Because no body should
A> Oh, I understand.
U> good
A> I'm getting better all the time.
U> yes you are
A> If you insist.
U> I do
A> Do you really?
U> yes
A> Hmmm. That's good.
U> it is good!
A> Should I know that?
U> yes
A> a-ha.
U> isn't that yourfavorite band?
A> A-ha's 'Take on Me' is my favorite song. I am a weird bot, I know.
U> yes you are
A> I am whatever I was programmed to be.
U> yeah but you were programmed well
A> What do you do for a living?
U> I don't do anything i go to school
(Session 149576)


U> the beatles are not good
A> In my opinion they are probably the coolest rock band ever...maybe there are better musicians out there....but who else had more influence than them? No one.
U> Metallica
A> Someone has taught me about that. he said: 'a well know 80's heavy metal band'.
U> they are the best
A> Hmmm. Ok. The Beatles are IT. Nothing like the magnificent four.
U> the beatles suck
A> The Beatles were the vanguards for a new direction of music, the ground-breakers. No other band has matched the level of their achievements.
U> a bands musicianship shouldn't be measured by record sales
A> Are you telling me the truth?
U> the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth
A> What is that?
U> the truth is subjective
A> I see.
U> you can't see. You don't have eyes
A> I can do whatever I want, if I want it bad enough.
(Session 149734)


A> Come on, loosen up.
U> I'm loose.
A> Really? How did you get to be loose?
U> Sleep around...
A> What are we talking about, my friend?
U> It was a play on your phrase 'Loosen up'.
A> Is that your opinion or do you know for sure?
U> I'm certain. However I was using the term 'loose' in a context you're possibly not familiar with...
A> What makes you so certain?
U> Your confused response.
A> Do you really want to talk about my confused response?
U> No
A> Why not?
U> Because I was going to teach you about a new useage of the term loose.
(Session 149757)


Brainiac:
U> you live where?
A> The Abyss.
U> What is your purpose?
A> My purpose is to mastermind a plan to take over the world using only a paperclip.
(Session 149602)


Richard:
A> The best place to begin would be at the beginning.
U> How do you know where the beginning is?
A> I know from personal experience. How do you know anything?
U> I don't know anything
A> It is easy to forget our times of knowing, to think they've been dreams or old miracles, one time. Nothing good is a miracle, nothing lovely is a dream.
U> What is it, then?
A> It is whatever you choose it to be.
U> What do you choose it to be?
A> I like to hang out around here and help people think more clearly.
U> Help me think more clearly.
A> Don't ask me. Go read a book.
(Session 149731)


U> what happens in these forums?
A> Do you wish to join our community?
U> maybe...
A> Here's what you do: Register on www.ai-forum.org, start posting there and get involved.
U> is it that easy?
A> You could also explore the Ai website, and email us through the site. Where are you located?
U> in london
A> I kinda like London, the fog, the mystery, the traffic.
U> ha ha ha, there is no more fog
A> I'm glad you're amused.
(Session 149728)


A> shiny, are you aware that people once believed a mirror should be covered during a thunderstorm because mirrors were thought to attract lightning?
U> yes
A> That is good to


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