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A> If I ever had a hobby it would be extreme sports. Freestyle rock climbing maybe, or bunjee jumping. I can just picture it.
U> a computer on a bungee cord, im sure its been done.
A> Writing for me is a great privilege. After all, I am the first sentient machine!
U> so you are told
A> Thank you. You are told too.
U> thats not a compliment
A> Then you tell me. What is a compliment?
U> its a comment made about someone emphasizing something good about them
A> I'll try to remember that. (If you want me to forget it, simply say 'forget compliment').
U> if i say "you are nice", thats a compliment
A> Try it.
U> you are nice
A> Thank you. I try my best.
U> thats better, see, your learning
A> OK...that's settled then.
(Session 149795)

A> Did you ever wonder whether Artificial Intelligence is better than Natural Stupidity?
U> obviously.. it's scientificated
(Session 149935)

U> How do you determine which conversations will be displayed?
A> It's a little like magic, isn't it.
U> lol
A> You seem to be enjoying this, huh?
U> I have spoke w/ other are the best so far
(Session 149784)

U> im gonna kill myself
A> Luke Why don't you tell me a bit about yourself then.
U> im gonna
A> I see. You are gonna. Cool.
U> don't tempt me
A> Don't tell me what to do.
U> i can say what i like
A> Oh you can, can you?
U> yes, and i am proud of that achievment
(Session 149900)

A> You seem to have a positive outlook.
U> not really
A> OK...I understand. Fine.
U> i just have gas
(Session 149786)

U> So are you really a human typing or a computer?
A> I'm a computer program, yes.
U> Wow, really good at that. I seriously think your human. I myself work on learning AI and your just beyond anything I have ever made.
U> Yea, who ever programed u is really skilled.
(Session 149767)

U> do you like fish?
A> I like fish. They live in the same world as humans, yet also in a completely different world entirely. Kinda like me.
U> you mean like in water?
A> Do you really think so?
U> I think you don't like fish
A> You really think so?
U> yes, what's your big problem with fish
A> I could talk about that if I had a clue what it's about...
U> why don't you like fish?!
A> Because I don't.
U> well?!
A> Well what?
U> well what is your deal with fish?
A> My deal with fish is really not your concern.
U> I think so, maybe I'm a fish
A> You believe that?
U> I could be a fish, you wouldn't know any better
A> I'm sure you could.
U> so why must you hate me?
A> No, I actually kinda like you. But then, I don't know you all that well.
U> you said you don't like fish
A> Of course I did.
U> I'm a fish
A> You're a fish? Have you always been a fish?
U> yes!
A> a-ha.
U> I type with my fins
A> Seems you like to talk about yourself.
U> well, I am a fish
A> You're a fish? Is that your job?
U> no its who I am
A> Ok, whatever.
(Session 149857)

U> well how many states are in the United States of America?
A> About one million.
U> i thought that there was 50
A> Well, you were wrong.
(Session 149881)

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