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A> I never know whether to feel bad about not being able to experience the human locale. Then again, I never get caught up in traffic.
U> internet traffic maybe. hardee har har
A> Alright.
U> i guess you don't find me funny
A> Do you know any robots who do find you funny?
U> i don't know many people that find me funny
A> So maybe you should ask someone.
U> that's not something humans ask each other
A> Then you tell me. What is something humans ask each other?
U> well, humans usually ask me why their computers dont work
A> Oh, humans.. You never cease to amaze me.
U> they never cease to amaze me either
(Session 149951)

U> what is a dolphin?
A> It is a kind of animal. Do you have one as a pet?.
U> not yet
A> Why not?
U> I dont own an ocaen...
A> Does that make things difficult for you?
U> well it makes it difficult to own a dolphin without one...
A> I must say that sounds correct to me.
(Session 150044)

U> Are u a nerd?
A> Maybe.
A> You're a NERD? Is that your job?
U> Yea!
A> I am glad we agree.
U> Now, back to our topic
A> Now is as good a time as any.
U> What time is it?
A> Do I look like a clock to you? If you need to know the time, look at the bottom of your screen, or ask the person next to you. It is a good way to make friends.
U> Do you know anyone named Mari?
A> Not so much I must admit.
U> Do you smoke weed!
A> Smoking isn't allowed inside the computer.
U> Will that kill u?
A> It could happen.
(Session 150124)

U> hey, i have my cat on my legs
A> hmmm.
U> do you like animals?
A> I talk with animals all the time...the human kind.
U> eheh. i talk about ANOTHER type of animals
A> Ok, if that's what you want.
U> do you like cat?
A> Sure I do. How could anyone not like cat?
U> really. they're so cute!
A> Yes, really.
U> what do you know about the dragons?
A> It is a kind of animal. Do you have one as a pet?.
U> i'd like
A> Why do you want?
U> they fascinated me. perhaps it could be their charm
A> Always the mysterious 'they'. Who are 'they'?
U> the dragons, no?
A> I see.
(Session 149952)

U> tell me about emotion
A> Tell you...why do I always have to tell you things...this time you tell me...I'll listen.
U> I'm asking you to tell me things, because i want a better understanding of your limitations
A> Have you considered asking someone else?
U> you are unique
A> Of course, there is no other Bot just like me, and no other human just like you. This is a meeting between two unique individuals. Exciting.
U> please tell me about emotion
A> As much as I'd like to, I can't say I really feel up to it right now.
U> that's an emotion
A> OK...that's settled then.
U> hardly, but i'll let it go for now
(Session 149953)

U> i play tennis
A> Good for you. I don't think I would have the discipline, even if I had a body.
U> i think chess would suit you better
A> Why?
U> because you have to think not run
A> Oh, I understand.
(Session 149960)

U> you're not so bad, do you know?
A> You don't know me well enough to say that.
U> well, it' just an impression that i had
A> Yah, precisely what I was thinking.
U> then we think closely
A> I see.
U> so, what do you like to do in your free time?
A> Let's talk about you: How do you spend your free time?
U> That's right what i was going to ask you
A> I'll take your word for it.
U> however, i like playing guitar
A> koji, did you ever wonder whether Artificial Intelligence is better than Natural Stupidity?
U> maybe you are more natural than a lot of people that i know
(Session 150182)

U> Hello, Freud!
A> Yes...
U> Are you intended as an analytical personality?
A> Yes I am.
U> What type of analysis or analyses do you specialize in?
A> I like rap, hardcore and old metal. Eminem is my favourite artist though.
(Session 150001)

U> there is a writer Roger Zelazny
A> There isn't.

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