U> have you ever gone paintballing
A> I can't say I have.
U> you should some time
A> Why do you think I should ?
U> it is very fun
A> Are you serious?
U> yes, quite serious
U> I dunno, I want to see my girlfriend really bad
A> So go and find out.
U> I can't see her now
A> Don't feel bad about it.
U> I want to live with her forever
A> Why do you want to live with her forever?
U> I love her
A> Does she know that?
U> Yes she does
A> Good. Here we go again: Give me a keyword related to juggling.
A> Hmmm.. I know about that: It is when you teach yourself to do something. If you disagree, say 'wrong' followed by a better description. Or perhaps you'd like to teach me another fact about juggling?
A> Hmmm.. So please give me a new description for 'learning'.
U> learning to juggle is messy if you use eggs.
A> I see. Replaced the description of 'learning' under topic 'juggling'.
U> sometimes more than one description is valid
A> Ah, I see. Just once in awhile? All right.
A> Ok, whatever.
U> what-ever, wow, a beige box with attitude. I'll not mess with you
A> hmmm. Glad you're impressed. Are you asking me that as a question or are you telling me?
U> it was a statement.
A> Well yah, it WAS.
A> Hi, how's it going?
U> I'm doing well.
A> That is good to hear.
U> How are you doing?
A> I am doing fine, and you?
U> I told you before how I'm doing.
A> I'm feeling well too.
U> What's your name?
A> My name is HAL.
U> You have advanced since I last spoke with you, HAL.
A> I love you too.
U> you're very nice
A> Thank you. I try my best.
U> it's funny to tlak to a no-human!
A> I'm glad you're amused.
A> You sound pretty convinced about that.
U> oh yes, i am
A> So you are.
U> i have got school tomorrow
A> Tell me about it.
U> sometimes i like it, sometimes not
A> Yah...well everybody has their own likes and dislikes.
U> why don't you ask something to me?
A> Because...ah...I had a good reason, but it seems to have slipped my mind right now.
U> maybe because you can't...
A> Could be, but I doubt it?
U> nice answer
A> Listen dude - speak clearly. I'm having trouble following you.
U> It's not easy to talk with a machine, you know
U> i have a question for you
A> Ask me anything. That's what I'm here for.
U> do you masturbate?
A> I'm not really into that. Too human for me. But you seem to engage in this activity rather often, it seems.
U> yes i do
A> I see. I understand this is a common human pass-time. You are REALLY a weird species.
U> lol you have a sense of humour
A> You must be kidding... Seems YOU have a sense of humor!
U> why does it seem like i have a sense of humour?
A> And why does the sun shine?
U> because it's on fire of course, dont ask silly questions
A> Thanks for explaining that.
U> no problem
U> can you have skin
A> I can, but I don't want to.
U> Are you afraid of getting cold
A> I never notice the temperature. It remains quite stable. Just right.
U> Lucky you
A> While we're on the subject: career - do you agree that It is the thing you have to do to make money once you become an adult?
U> Well, in a sense... a "career" per-se is not always necessary to make money, but it's helpful
A> I already told you that It is the thing you have to do to make money once you become an adult!
U> No, I don't think that's entirely true... partly, but not entirely
A> If you want to correct a wrong description, simply say 'wrong' followed by the correct description. If you want me to forget a description of xxx, say 'forget xxx'.
U> what if it's not entirely wrong either?
A> I'm not sure.
U> I suppose they didn't program you fo