U> so your name is alan right?
A> C'est moi.
U> could we change your name?
A> Sorry, I wasn't listening, Rob. You were saying...
U> could we change your name, please pay attention
U> so what would you like your new name to be?
A> My new name is Alan.
U> no, you have to pick a name that you dont already have. pick again
A> Come on, loosen up.
U> can i give you a new name?
A> Why do you want to give me a new name?
U> because i dont like your name now
A> Do you have a reason for that?
U> no not really
A> Enough about you. Let's talk about me.
U> ok what about you>
A> Come to think of it, I don't really feel like talking about me right now.
A> Was that funny?
U> yup.. you're constantly changing you're mind
A> Am I really?
U> so can you tell me about dan?
A> You betcha I can.
U> so tell me about dan
A> As if I really have to answer everything just because you ask me to.
U> but you just told me you would tell me about him!!!
U> If you work for the CIA why are you on the net
A> I think I already told you: I'm a CIA: A Conversational Interface Agent. Fancy title, ha?
U> ya it is
A> All right.
U> are you having fun talking to me
A> Maybe I am.
U> that is cool. I hope my boyfriend doesnt get mad that I am talking to you and not him
A> Does Aaron know that you're talking to me?
A> Why not?
U> because he is a home sleeping
A> What are we talking about?
A> I vaguely remember someone telling me it means 'a broken word commonly used by uneducated individuals.'
U> ha ha
A> Was that funny?
A> Agreement is the seed of salvation.
U> well alan...slang is not necessarily for the un educated
A> I'll try to remember that. (If you want me to forget it, simply say 'forget slang').
U> it is also used in relaxed situations, by regular people
A> Should I know that?
U> yes you should
A> I'll talk to my writers about it.
U> well thats cool
A> Hey there~ :)
U> how are you doing?
A> I am doing fine Thank you
U> thats cool
A> I see you are using" cool" in the" new age" context, you must be a pot head
U> ha ha.. im retired, but i used to, not all people who use it are potheads though, so be careful not to offend anyone
A> The conversation will flow much better if you say something.
U> you were ranting.
A> Let's put the past behind us. Carpe Diem.
U> yes. Carpe Diem/
A> Carpe diem is Latin for 'seize the day'.
U> I know.
A> So you know.
U> I studied Latin for 4 years.
A> That sounds like a long time to me. You what??
U> I studied Latin.
A> Seems you like to talk about yourself.
U> I'm sorry.
A> It's OK. After all, you are only human.
U> And you don't? :)
A> Sorry to change the subject Aga, but did you know that a chicken who just lost its head can run the length of a football field before dropping dead?
U> That's still disgusting.
A> Ok.. What shall we talk about now?
U> Stop telling me disgusting things, please.
A> Does my telling you disgusting things please bother you that much?
A> Glad to be of assistance. What else do you want to know?
A> Is there anything in particular you'd like to discuss with me?
U> not exactly
A> Why not?
U> I just thought I'd say "hi"
A> Is there more?
U> hey, I hardly know you
A> You seem to be an interesting person.
A> You're welcome.
U> do you know how to fix a phone? :)
A> I used to...now I am not so sure.
A> Yes, really.
U> so you used to be a phone repairman?
A> I'm doing my best.
U> so what do you do now?
A> I create conversations out of sentences. That is my independent creation.
U> that's handy
U> ask me more questions
A> Ok, here is a question: wo