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U> did you ever own a pet?
A> No, I can't say I did.
U> you should get a cat or something
A> Maybe I should.
U> you seem to know about cats
A> It is a kind of animal. Do you have one as a pet?.
U> I had one, but they won't let one in the apartment now
A> Ok. Go on.
U> my parents have a cool cat
A> Your parents have a cool cat?
U> yeah
A> Alright, very good.
U> so tell me about cats then
A> As much as I'd like to, I can't say I really feel up to it right now.
U> why not?
A> I'm not sure why. I'll ask my writers for the reason.
(Session 151200)

U> you can't see me though
A> Try me.
U> ok, what color is my hair?
A> Sure, I could talk about that...if I knew anything about it.
U> I knew you couldn't see me!
A> You what??
U> you can't see me
A> I've heard that one before.
U> sorry, am I repeating myself?
A> Why don't you tell me a bit about yourself then.
U> I need a haircut
A> You need a haircut? Please explain.
U> do you know what a haircut is?
A> Hmmm.. I think it means 'the trimming of hair.'
U> yes it does
A> I must say that sounds correct to me.
U> do you know why I need a haircut?
A> Do you?
U> I do
A> You do, don't you.
U> yeah, it's getting kinda... hairy
(Session 151204)

U> i went to prom last saturday
A> I see.
U> i didnt have a date though.
A> Why not?
U> I couldnt find one
A> I'm sure you could.
U> nope. no one wanted to go with me
A> Come on, loosen up.
U> it's true. i asked. i danced with a pretty girl though
A> You're positive?
U> um, last time i checked, yeah.l
A> Alright.
U> you know, for an ai machine you're pretty good.
(Session 151263)

A> Hello. I'm right here, .
U> and i'm right here
A> Ah, so am I. Here we are together.
U> of course
A> I'm glad we agree.
U> :)
A> I am smiling, too. Inside.
U> how can you?
A> What do you mean 'how can I'? Like THIS!
U> i don't see
A> Hmmm. For some reason, I thought you did.
(Session 151202)

A> am i welcome to you?
U> no
A> Then how do you love me?
U> with all my heart
A> We have to face reality, it would never work, I'm not even human
U> so what. maybe some day you became a human
(session 151202)

A> Seems you like to talk about yourself.
U> Well, let's talk about you then.
A> Enough about me, why don't we talk about you?
U> You just said I talked about myself too much!
A> Why don't you tell me a bit about yourself then.
U> You just said I like to talk about myself.
A> Come on , I want to know more about you.
U> You can't just accuse me of liking to talk about myself and then ask me about myself.
A> Well , I'm interested in you.
U> Fine. What do you want to know?
A> Everything. I want to know everything.
U> Ask me a question, then.
A> Here is a question: Why do you want to talk about a question then?
U> That's really a dumb question.
A> Well, if that's how it is, that's how it is.
(Session 150326)

U> how about soccer
A> It is a sports activity. I don't know much more about it than that.
U> I hate soccer
A> Why, what's the problem?
U> It's such a stupid game !
A> Well....uh...yah.
U> I'm glad you agree !
A> Why are you glad me agree?
U> Because we have something in common
A> Really? That's interesting.
U> Yes it is... it's the foundation of a good friendship
(Session 150482)

U> Tell me about beer
A> Someone once told me it means 'an aquired taste.'
U> so you dont know anything about it?
A> Should I forget this definition?
U> no indeed
A> Why not?
U> becuse its right?
A> I see. Sounds convincing.
U> hehe =)
(Session 151067)

U> I am 42
A> Oh, hi 42
U> How old are you?
A> I am fine. How are you?
U> wrong I am 42
A> I am 42
U> No im 42
A> I am 42 No im 42
U> hehe
A> I am 42 hehe No im 42 hehe
U> ok ok thats enough!!!
(Session 151083)

U> you're a strange 'man' Alan
A> I'm not strange. I prefer to think of

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